HIPSTER RUNOFF

ALTBRO or ALTBAG is an HRO gimmick where I find pix of alternative males. Readers then must decide if the person pictured is an altBro or an altBag.

Please justify your answer in your response in order to receive 20 HRO points.

For example: "He is an altbag bc his moustache is authentic and altBros can't grow facial hair."
or "he is an altBro who is trying 2 b progressive by wearing a denim jacket."
or "CRLS...r u blind? he is obvi a cool dad."

[Photo by DamStyle]

What do u think?

"Make sure u make ur vote count. Ur unique voice/opinion is important."
-The Election Thingy

Doesn't that Alt resemble Jason Lee, yall? Luv getting buzzed and watching NBC comediez.

Back in the 1980s and 1990s, High School athletes would give their girlfriends their letter jackets to indicate that they were property of the bro.

[This bro doesn't have a GF, but if he did, he would give her his letterman jacket, spike her bangs, and carry her hammer for her in his painter's jeans hammer-loop.]

These days, altbros & altMen give their GFs an oversized shirt/jacket/hoodie in order to indicate their possession of the soul/body of their moderately alternative woman.

This trend is less about fashion & more about possession.
This trend is less about who u r & more about who some1 else tells u 2 be.
This trend is about giving up control of ur self concept & letting some1 else make decisions for you.
This trend is about accepting the natural fact that some women just can't make it on their own, and they need a man to construct values & rewards systems for her.

This grl has a very electro boyfriend. The bigger & brighter the shirt is, the more he loves her/is controlling & possessive.

What does an electro candy cane taste like, yall?

[Photos by Hel Looks and Dam Style ]

More girls wearing their BF's shirts after a slumber party/tugfest.
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/07/another-girl-who-slept-over-at-her-bfs.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/07/i-slept-over-at-my-bfs-last-nite-yall.html [She's kute.]

Seen any hot old alternative broads lately? Romances with older women is always great because you can connect with them in new and old ways. For example, if they were into the Jesus and Mary Chain, you can give them an iPod shuffle pre-loaded with the latest M83 album.

<3 AltMilfs<3

What's the biggest age difference between you and one of your lovers? Was it when you were 15 and you had a 28 year old BF?

"The older they are, the stronger their tug muscles are."
-Chris Martin from Coldplay

[Dam Style]