HIPSTER RUNOFF » dark hearted alts http://www.hipsterrunoff.com A "Culturally Relevant" "Blog Worth Blogging About." Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:15:02 +0000 en hourly 1 R u afraid of clowns? http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/12/r-u-afraid-of-clowns.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/12/r-u-afraid-of-clowns.html#comments Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:30:46 +0000 Carles http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=1940
A lot of ppl are apparently afraid of clowns. I think that’s a sillie thing 2 b afraid of. If ur parents truly loved u, then they took you to the circus at least once a year. The truth is, there are more important things 2 b afraid of. U must confront these fears. U r not ready 4 ‘the real world’ until u confront important stuff.

Things that u should be afraid of

  • death
  • STDs
  • the hypemachine shutting down
  • HRO shutting down
  • falling in love
  • high cholesterol
  • diabetes
  • alcoholism
  • French People
  • Aussie AltBro armies
  • the economy
  • the tugjob economy
  • Radiohead releasing another album
  • the sun exploding
  • Your local altbag party promoter getting into a Vespa accident
  • Hurricanes
  • Poor People
  • Angsty Privileged people
  • ugly ppl
  • uggo ppl
  • not eating a healthy breakfast
  • discoloured cum
  • hardXcore ppl
  • the guy from There Will Be Blood/No Country for Brold Men
  • Barry Obammy’s failed re-election campaign
  • Chinese ppl
  • Motivated AZNs
  • ur parents dying
  • ur parents not paying ur rent
  • ‘the real world’
  • the third world
  • the Eastern World
  • ur boss
  • the RIAA
  • Iran
  • Nucular Weapons
  • ur failing nuclear family
  • ur bff
  • major media companies purchasing controlling interest in the meme economy
  • people with active youtube channels
  • tweens
  • depressed  ppl
  • Steven Jobs
  • Billy G8s
  • the guy who invented Sparks (Jeff Sparks)
  • end of the year ‘best of 2k_ lists’
  • brobags
What are yall afraid of?
‘No Fear’  
    - 19k.95

XX BONUS UNDERWORLD/DARKHEARTED ALT XX

I am a bro.
I am cold.
Or I am from an underworld.
Full of authenticity
and devoid of electronic instruments.
Wish I could find
a simple man who works in an airport
to shine my scuffed shoes .

[Photos by Pregs Goldfish]

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<3 dark-hearted EvanescenceAlts who sing indie-folk-core anthems with their post-operatic voices which could be adapted to a modern hard rock song <3 
<3 ’spiked-in-the-back’ unisex haircut for dark-hearted souls <3

Is Sufjan just a beautiful man who appeals 2 even the darkest souls at ur local high school?

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