HIPSTER RUNOFF

Were u wondering what ur favourite alt celebs were 4 Halloween?

Sorta wish I coulda gone to a relevant Halloween Partie where I saw tons of alt celebs, DJs, and CEOs of buzzbands :-(

At least I can look at pix of them on the internet and pretend they are my friends and pretend we went out and had fun and ate candy. :-)

#pray4jack	Jack Donaghue of Salem with other rape gazers	Skrillex as A-TRAK	A-TRAK as Skrillex
'It Girl' Jonny Makeup as a filthy Mexican Chola	Ezra Koenig as a guy with a moustache

LCD Soundsystem had their final show on Saturday night, and if you are a lamestreamer, irrelevant fan, you just went to the show and sat in some seats at a basketball arena. However, if you were a relevant VIP, you probably got an invite to the SUPER EXCLUSIVE afterparty at a relevant space in New York City....

You'll never guess who was there!

Aziz Ansari canoodling with some broad

Aziz Ansari bronoodling with Jimmy Murphy

Donald Glover keeps trying to be 'alt-er' than Aziz Ansari

Former 'it girl' Cory Kennedy

Cut Copy frontman Dan Whitford jonesing on an industry insider

Cut Copy bros

Dave 1 from Chromeo 'throws down his mack' on some broad

A-TRAK also there 2 brag abt their superior, relevant bloodline.

'Performance Artist' Reggie Watts

Sad LCD AZN installation

2 members of LCD Soundsystem who were basically 'fired'/'let go'

"U were amazing, Jimmy... We're really gonna miss u. Can we still be friends even though ur not in a buzzband?"

James Murphy's less successful brother, Timmy Murphy, who is the manager of a Quizno's in Manhattan

Do u wish u were at this VIP alt event?
Would u rather see 'the actual concert' or be invited 2 'the afterparty'?
Do u hope u r a relevant alt celeb / industry insider 1 day so u get access to these exclusive events?
Do u think Jimmy Murphy got 'mad hand jobs' after this show?
Do u miss LCD Soundsystem?

LCD Soundsystem

Buzzband

LCD Soundsystem is a post-disco electro band.

Lists: received above a 9 from Pitchfork, alternative tenure, critical darlings, Brooklyn-based buzzbands

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Aziz Ansari is an alternative comedian who is still trying to figure out if he wants to 'go mainstream' and write Chris Rock-level standup, or if he is comfortable being a niche indie comic that does bits on indie buzzbands. He is in some comedy on NBC that no1 watches unless you don't own a TV and are still a big enough loser 2 spend hours watching hulu on your laptop. Anyways, he went to SXSW and hung out with relevant alt celebs to try to prove that he is totally relevant and alt.

Here is he with Kanye West.

Aziz Ansari and alt DJ A-Trak

The Brothers Macklovitch bronoodling [via IRL bros], bragging that they have the most authentic altJew existences in the world.

Is Aziz Ansari 'funny'/'relevant'?
Is he an authentic indie bro, or just a Sprawl-II-wave streamer?
Are ppl who watch NBC lofi digital comedies the modern version of lamestreamers?
Can Aziz Ansari 'go mainstream' or is his comedy too niche?
Are black ppl the funniest comedians because they can say 'the n-word'?
Is it 'alt' 4 mainstream celebs 2 go 2 alt festivals/events?

Aziz Ansari

Actor, Alternative Celebrity

Aziz Ansari is an indie comic who is often associated wit the hit show 'Parks and Recreation' or the now defunct MTV show 'Human Giant.'

Lists: MTV, television stars, comedians, actors in indie bands

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A-Trak

Alternative Celebrity, DJ

A-Trak is a popular alt DJ who is also mainstream.

Lists: Canadian, Jewish, Producers

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Dave 1

Alternative Celebrity

Dave 1 is the indie frontman from the buzzband Chromeo.

Lists: Jewish, indie hunks, Canadian

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The Brothers Macklovitch consist of Dave 1 from Chromeo and A-Trak, the popular altstream DJ. They were both generated from the same set of parents, so they have a bond that is deeper than any BFF-ship. Just saw this picture of them DJing, and it made me wish I had an alternative brother who was really in2 'the scene' and had the same drive as I did to be 'hella relevant.' Sometimes even wish I just had a brother who I could talk 2, some1 who understood me and my problems. I wish I could be a better sibling 2 all of my bros and sisters, but they are all kinda mainstreamers and lamestreamers, but deep down, they are still good people.

Honestly, I'll never form a relevant DJ duo with my brother. I might never write a hit indie EP, and he sure as hell won't. We might never have anything in common again, unless we both have kids and then we can talk abt how we have to change poopy diapers and complain about 'the old ball and chain.'

Do u wish u had a relevant sibling who 'understood' the scene?
Do u want 2 be buzzworthy with ur family?
Do u wish u had alt parents?
If 2 members of a family are alt, is one of u just into 'being alt' for the sake of 'doing drugs'?
R u jealous of Dave 1 and A-Trak for their eternal alt bond?
Are Macklovitches the most relevant AltJews on Earth?

A-Trak

Alternative Celebrity, DJ

A-Trak is a popular alt DJ who is also mainstream.

Lists: Canadian, Jewish, Producers

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Dave 1

Alternative Celebrity

Dave 1 is the indie frontman from the buzzband Chromeo.

Lists: Jewish, indie hunks, Canadian

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