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[photo via Lookbook]
I want to be free
of societal norms
and universal laws
which include gravity (g = 9.8 m/s² )
Within my room
I will put on my white sunglasses
and polo shirt + tie
and float above my material possessions
Much like the hit Modest Mouse song,
"We will all float on, yall."
but I am floating above
my ergonomic computer chair
with an ergonomic seat cushion
I want to float above
these items which make me 'me'
and travel in the air
to a local indie concert
bypassing the line which wraps around the venue
If only my parents
understood
that I needed a flat screen/hd tv
to make my room
a more positive SPACE
In 2k9, u can do n e thing.
Embrace ur imagination
and do what u once thought was impossible
[meme via David Blaine]
I'm David Effing Blaine
Do u know who I am?
I have done some of the most amazing magic tricks in the history of the world
and now I am taking on the easy ass world of being a musician
Do u think I can't handle this shit?
I froze myself in ice for a week
That shit was as magical as it gets
Ur saying I can't start a buzzband?
I'm David effing Blaine
David Copperfield = trick ass bitch
One time I hung upside down for like 2 months
Didn't eat, didn't piss, didn't shit
U don't think I can write a Top 40 pop hit?
I transcend humanity.
I'm a mindfreak, bitches
I'm a dentist, yall
I drowned 1 time, but then brought myself back 2 life
I bang models
I'm ready 2 be a buzzband
I turn coffee in2 cash
My name is David Blaine
and I am ready 2 be a buzzband musician
I'm David Blaine
Gonna levitate 2 the top of the charts
levitate to a 10.0 on pitchfork
levitate in2 one of the most buzzworthy bands of all time
Will David Blaine start the #1 buzzband of all time?
Is the band Broken Bells 'effing boring' unless u pretend David Blaine is in them?
Is David Blaine an authentic musician?
Does David Blaine have a relationship with Satan / Jesus Christ / God?
Should David Blaine join _________ (pre-existing indie buzzband) ?
