HIPSTER RUNOFF

[Photo by The Sarty]
Sometimes I wish I could be a blipster so I could wear a lot more 'street wear'/'gimmicky products' without looking like a complete ALTBRO-who-is-trying-too-hard. Just wanna wear video game t-shirts that I purchased from my local Hot Topic/videoGameStore. Just wanna create lego accessories. H8 that this bro can 'pull off' his semi-quirky look, but m0st people would just look kinda like 'zany-core' fggts if they wore this.

What is the most authentic video game thingy?
a) Super Mario
b) Mario 2 (only in America)
c) Mario 3
d) Super Mario Land
e) Mario Teaches Typing
f) Dr. Mario
g) Mario 64
h) Paper Mario
i) Super Mario Kart (authentic one)
j) Mario Kart 64
k) Mario Tennis
l) Mario Gold
m) Mario Party
n) prefer Wario products
o) prefer Luigi products
j) The Mario Brothers movie starring Dennis Hopper as Bowser
k) Mario FGGT
l) violent games that never end which u can play on the internet with people u don't know
m) Choose.Your.Own.Response

XX BONUS ALT'S BEST FRIEND XX
Should I get my dog an altBro bandana?

[Photo by GlamCanyon]

If you own stock in the headband industry, I would certainly continue researching emerging trends. There are new headband competitors that give you a fresh look, while at the same time being able to wrap around your head.

Here are two industries worth checking out:

Eye Patche Industry

Davy Crockett Hat-Making Industry

More Pictures @ theCobrafriend

In search of the fashions that Forever21 will manufacture in 2009...

Abused-Orphan-Core?

MEDALS: the next headband?

Girls in Davy Crockett-ish hats?

Via Glam Canyon (My Fave Street Fashion Blog)