HIPSTER RUNOFF » Devendra Banhart

“Who Has the Most Authentic AltPenis?” – some FGGT

Carles — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:11:04 +0000

YaLL!
Just wonderin’ which popular alternative indie rock front man has the most authentic peen?

Is it Of Montreal’s Kevin Barnes’s penis?

While some artists get ‘nude’ ‘in the name of art’, we can all agree that Kevin Barnes gets n00d in the name of ‘zaniness.’

Or is it Devendra Barnhart’s penis?

“Watch out with that knife! h8 it when people slice my peen in halfsies (hotdog style cut)”

Did Devendra Barnhart steal the ‘natural’ peen aesthetic from John Lennon? Are you sad that Natalie Portman dumped him so that they couldn’t pose 2gether n00d? (wonder if she would have ‘grown out’ her ass to match Yoko Ono’s ploppy caboose)

Am I ghey for looking at other guys’s peens/johnsons/rods/zuneshafts/cobrasnakes?
Have yall seen any other altCeleb nude pix lately?

Mainstream Couples Who People Pretend Are Alt

Carles — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 00:03:00 +0000

Remember when people were baffled by Natalie Portman and Devendra Barnhart being in a public relaish?

Do you think Natalie Porty makes Devendry re-enact scenes from Garden State/V For Vendetta/Star Wars?

I wonder how to classify Andy Samberg and Joanna Newsome.

Andy Samberg is generally a ‘mainstream bro’ who ’should have been alt’ but ‘looked too much like a bro’ but still ‘had zany ideas’, so he built his own deceptive personal brand where every one thinks it is okay to think he is rlly funny since he knows how to use Adobe video editing software.

Now he is just a ‘bro’ who is ‘too attached to his hair to ever cut it.’

While people sometimes try to spin that the new SNL is ‘fresh’ because of digital shorts that end up GOING VIRAL, I think we should all be concerned if there is an Andy Samberg era where every thing gets ‘way too bro.’ I think it sort of a visual/comedy version of the ‘looks kute and sounds okay’ theory.

I wonder what it’s like to date Joanna Newsome since she has the singing voice of a spooky old woman from the year 1850.

Plus her fragile & calloused fingers probably can’t tug u off on a regular basis. :-(

NEVER date a freak folker. I learned the hard way. :-(

Will SNL ever recapture the glory days?
Is it cool to admit that you watch SNL in the _______ era?
Who is ur fave cast member of all time?
Jay Mohr? Jim Bruer? Tim Meadows? Mike Myers? David Spade before he gained 50 lbs?
Is it cool to watch SNL clips on HULU, but not ’stay in’ on Saturday to actually watch it?

CRAZY DUDES WITH BEARDS: Vol 1

Carles — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:18:00 +0000

I’ve never listened to Devendra Banhart, but here’s some old interview with him. While I do think he’s NUTZO, I do wish every artist could do an interview like this.

He’s Crazie! Must be the beard! D’ya know what I mean?

WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH FREAKFOLK, ANYWAYS?

Maybe I’m not progressive enough to ‘get it.’