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Skrillex, Diplo, Steve Aoki, & A-Trak play a Rave Cruise called HOLY SHIP. Was it the Electro Titanic?

Photos by Rony's PhotoBooth
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What if I told u that there was a magical ship that was filled with the most relevant DJs in the world: Skrillex, Steve Aoki, Diplo, A-TRAK, and MORE setting sail, heading towards destination: PARTY ISLAND, but then while u were on the journey to PARTY ISLAND, u realized that PARTY ISLAND was in fact a destination that lived inside ur heart? Would u jump on board this ship with the opportunity to bronoodle with premium nip slipping bikini BBs, dubstream tatted up bros, relevant DJs, hot altbagettes, and the most relevant ppl in the world? What if I told u that the entire ship was a metaphorical VIP area?

This was Holy Ship, some sort of 'electro rave cruise' that happened last weekend. It was an 'epic hang', although it could have ben widely referred to as 'the day the dubstep died' and/or 'Electro Titanic' if there was some sort of iceberg-wave tragedy.

Did u go 2 Holy Ship?

'Pick me up on Monday, mom.'

'Behind me, we will make DJ/dubstep history. Molly dealers will arrive to the ship in tugboats.'

Me and my best dubstream altbros were prepared to die on Holy Ship.

True or False: This is a picture of the most relevant DJs in the entire world.

Such SICK glowstick moves could only be legal in international waters...

How many Skrillexes can u carry?

Me and a Wizard! #selfpic

One thing I love abt Diplo is that he is always willing to expose the Western World to the 'savage, sexual dance moves' of foreigners and ethnics.

The Dubstep Guy from Korn and the guy from the Pamela Anderson sex tape were both there trying to improve their DJ careers

'One time I made a sweet sex tape with my wife, Pamela Anderson Lee on a boat. This boat is not as fun.' -Tommy Lee, future dubstepper of America association.

#DroppingTheBass

It was 'cheat day' at the Carnival Cruise buffet.

Steve Aoki and his usual 'Yes, I am paid to be here. You are not.' face.

Ray Liotta was there.

CLICK CONTINUE READING ABT HOLY SHIP --->
NIP SLIPS & HOT B00BZ AHEAD! AHOY! ----------->

Skrillex

Alternative Celebrity, DJ

Skrillex is a popular dubstep DJ who is arguably the #1 alt DJ in the world.

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A-Trak

Alternative Celebrity, DJ

A-Trak is a popular alt DJ who is also mainstream.

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Diplo

DJ, Alternative Celebrity

Diplo is a relevant alt DJ and producer.

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Meaningful Music Videos for yall.

Hey yall... Just taking some time to recap some recently 'relevant' music videos 4 yall. Feel sad about summer. I read that there are 60% less music memes to consume. :-(

Music Video: Grizzly Bear - Two Weeks

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Analysis: Feel like this is a 'perfectly executed meme' since it is a music video that you watch, and ur like 'damn. not sure what is happening/why it is happening. Think I should share this with people. Song is catchy.' Not sure what the budget of this music video was, but possibly should have spent more money on the heads-catching-on-fire part.

Can't believe Grizz Bear outsold Animal Collective in week 1. I wonder if there is some sort of metric to calculate album sales + leaked album downloads to see who is the #1 Alt Artist, instead of going by Grizz Bear's "#8 on billboard." Apparently they sold 33,000 records. Feel like there are at least 33,000 altbros who googled 'Grizzly Bear album leak." We need to adjust our album sales evaluation scale. Wonder if AnCo would have more 'reach' if u took into account illegal DLs. Wonder if Kings of Leon is the next Coldplay.

Music Video: Super Viral Brothers - Hot Chocolate + Polar Bear Rug

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Analysis: I have never heard of this group and might never hear of them again, but their name is 'sillie.' I think this video is supposed to 'shock me' since there are a bunch of bros rolling around in blood in some small room. The singer is black, and may or may not be CeeLo. Feel 'disturbed' by this video in a predictable way, but it also might give my dark side a 'hard on.'

Music Video: Wale ft. Lady Gaga - Chillin

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Analysis: I think that Wale released some gimmick rapper who is meant to appeal to white people and get coverage on the internet, mainly because 'mixtape' meant to appeal to white people since it was about Seinfeld, and also rapped over Justice's D.A.N.C.E. I didn't listen to this song, since I know it is a gimmick, but instead looked for Lady Gaga's presence in the song. I saw her in the background doing 'stupid ass' poses trying 2 be 'artistic.' Sorta wish she was a video girl who was 'shaking her shit.' Then she sings like Santigold/an indie rastafarian for a little bit, and it's like 'damn. guess this is a music meme.'

Music Video: Major Lazer - Hold The Line
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Analysis: I am still trying to 'understand' what Major Lazer 'actually is.' I know that Diplo is 'behind it' and I think it is supposed 2 be absurd partie music using African sounds and also sillie sounds. They have created some sort of character who is prominent in this video. I think this video is supposed 2 keep ur attention because it reminds of u when u were young since there are sillie cartoons and action figures. I think people have called Diplo 'racist' because of this black goon of a character, and how has 'exploited' African/other black ppl culture even though he is white. I am not sure. He might 'just be trying to have a good time' but also might be 'trying to pay his bills' [via "Paper Planes royalties"]

Have yall seen any good music videos lately?

Not sure which iPhone App I should download.

Just traded in my Razr for an iPhone. My 2 year plan finally expired. My parents wouldn't let me break out 'family plan' contract since I used up all of our minutes + text messages + data.

N e ways...Been trying to research iPhone applications 2 download.

APP #1: Mad Decent App
Saw this DJ app by the popular subsidiary of Down Town Records, MAD DECENT.
The popular DJ bro 'Diplo' smokes 'a blunt' and 'explains how the app works. I think it just takes zany sounds that they sample, and allows you to make 'sick beats.'

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I think this is how Diplo produced the popular song 'Paper Planes (ft M.I.A.)". He basically just took tons of zany sounds and 'made them big.' Think this might be a new electro model for the startup myspace DJ duo that me and my bro are starting out. I think they call it 'the Mario Paint Musical Composer' style of producing beats.

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Wish Nintendo would turn this in2 some sort of 'iPhone app'/sell it for the Wii/Nintendo DS.

APP #2: Cocaine App
I also saw this really kewl iPhone application that allows me to do blow off my iPhone. Not sure if the cocaine is real, or if the app lets me network with local drug dealers to 'get the best price' on a kilo.

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Can't believe my dream finally came true. [see previous memorable post]

I heard that in our modern world, bands no longer need to 'make albums/songs.' All they really need to do is create iPhone apps. Scared that we will only need iPhones/iPods to run applications/musical programs in the future. Think the future of the computer is 'somewhere between lappy and iPhone gadget.'

Just want to build the perfect 'app' that is 'fun' AND 'useful', kind of like an iPhone.

Does n e 1 know what 'apps' is short for?
What kind of phone do yall have, and do u have any kewl apps/games on it like 'Snake'?

sent from my iPhone

Did yall watch the Grammys?

Yall.. I didn't watch the Grammys cuz I'd rather just read reactions to it on the internet, then pretend that I watched it/was there/I am connected to the modern world. Seemed like a real celebration of things that are kinda mainstream but letting more alt artists in2 the show. Some of my favourite bands like MIA, Radiohead, and the Jonas Bros were on display. Maybe next year I'll be invited?

Question 1) When an alt artist wins a grammy, I feel

a) validated
b) like I accomplished something
c) a lil bit sad that I am losing a part of me
d) pissed off about my fave band selling out
e) just wanna 'get buzzed' and dance to bloghaus + ironic pop

Question 2) M.I.A. is

a) just a meme
b) pregant
c) should have stayed home
d) trying too hard 2 reach out 2 mainstream audiences
e) just taking care of herself/her career

Question 3: Deadmau5 will be remembered as

a) a zany masked DJ
b) just some weirdo at the Grammys
c) "what is that bro doing at our show?" -Taylor Swift
d) being responsible for bringing 'masked djs' to the mainstream
e) just a meme on the day after award shows


Question 4: This is a picture of


a) the coldplays
b) a band that steals songs
c) the writers of the rock album + song of the year
d) bros who need to retire their gimmick
e) Cool dads searching for meaning


Question 5: These bros are chilling at


a) the Grammys
b) A Cool Dad convention
c) A Kidz Health convention
d) A McDonalds playgrond
e) A liberal arts professor conference


Question 6: When I see this single, I think it is


a) Just another bloghouse mp3
b) just another crappy mp3 posted by a lame entrylevel blog on the hypemachine looking to get hits
c) worth a Grammy
d) the best Remix of all time
e) other

Question 7: Kanye West won a grammy for

a) Best frollet
b) Best blogger of the year
c) Worst black person of the year in America
d) JackOfAllTrades/Renaissance Man of the year
e) Best guy who sounds like a robot on his albums

Question 8: Who wore it better?


a) the broad on the left
b) the broad on the right
(this is a test 2 see if ur a racist)

Question 9: The Lonely Island Bros are


a) going to win a Grammy in 2k10
b) a gimmick for bros
c) comedy for bros
d) glorified bro Weird Al bullshit
e) really funnie
f) really progressive
g) going to make the Flight of the Conchords obsolete for bros
h) something for people who smoke weed and watch dvds/ funnie youtube vids

Question 10: This bro won a Grammy for

a) best assault of a broad
b) best knuckle sandwich 2 a broad's face
c) Best job of 'putting a woman in her place'
d) Most likely 2 be the next OJ Simpson
e) Future Ike TurnerBro
f) Strongest Pimp Hand
g) Artist of the Millennium who Hits Women
h) Bro Who is above the law
i) bro who is above society's norms


Question 11: Daft Punk won some Grammy because


a) they deserve it for this live album thingy
b) there are too many Awards categories
c) people only heard of them after Kanye West cobranded with them for that meaningful duet about becoming stronger on the inside

Question 12: Christian Bale won a grammy for


a) being Heath Ledger's BFF
b) being in Batman
c) becoming a viral meme on audio
d) pretending 'to get angry' as a marketing gimmick for the new Terminator film so that Entertainment Magazines will profile him as being 'complex' and 'deep' and 'really into his craft'
e) he sang a lot in Newsies

Question 13: The name of this band is


a) 3 Tweens and a Blind Black Man
b) Blind, Black, and Musical: The Band
c) Searching for Our Sexuality thru the blindness
d) Bro Circle Jerk in a room with a blindman
e) Guy Who Should be able to see + need Talent Managers who protect their brands a lil bit better
f) The Grammys: Where Legends go to Make Bad Decisions
g) Steve WonderBro
h) Tweens Who Might be GheyBros

Question 14: This band in this picture is


a) the Spice Girls
b) Paramore
c) Blink 182
d) Girls Aloud
e) The Pussy Cat Dolls
f) Aqua
g) Jen Aniston and the Skanky McSkankBroads
h) Chris Brown's "Pimp Hand"

Can't believe I missed the Grammys. Feel really 'out of the loop.' Just want to connect 2 'pop culture' since it is kind of the fabric of society that relates us all.

Kinda feel like this picture represents the state of modern music.
In this picture is everything that we want.
We want bloggable content with stars who attract viewers by saying zany things and being progressive enough to blurb about.

Did yall hear M.I.A. is pregnant?
Are yall excited about how twitter gives u such direct and instant access 2 ur fave celebs while they are at a meaningful event like the Grammys?

[via diplo's drunken memes during the Grammys blogspottwitter]

Should I get excited when a maltstream artist is nominated for a mainstream award?

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Can you imagine if the entire Grammy telecast ends with M.I.A., Diplo, and Switch up there at the podium? How cool would that be?
-the Pitchforks getting excited about M.I.A. being nominated 4 a Grammy 4 'Record of the Year'

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Today's MEANINGFUL QUOTE OF THE DAY represents the spirit of 'feeling proud' of your alternative taste in art and media. U usually decide to like alternative music/film/art bc it makes u different. U have an emotional investment in the success of the artist, because U WERE THERE FROM THE BEGINNING. When the artist gets mainstream recognition, there is a bittersweet feeling inside of u. Ur proud, but u kinda feel betrayed. Some simple people decide 2 just 'h8 the artist 4 selling out.' Other simple people say to themselves 'I'm glad that good art is reaching the masses.

How did u feel when ______ won an Oscar/Grammy/Gummy/Bloggy/American Music Award/MTV Music Video Award/MTV Movie Award/VH1 Divas Lifetime Achievement award?
Were u proud of ______?

'I hope Feist wins a grammy'
-my iPod that doesn't charge n e m0re

but srsly... wonder who will win the Biggest FGGT band of the year Grammy
a) the coldplays
b) Kanye West
c) the Nickelback men
d) David Cook
e) Simon Cowell
f) Linkin Parking
g) Dashboard Confessional
h) Choose.Your.Own.Response

M.I.A.

Alternative Celebrity, Buzzband

M.I.A. is known for thinking that the American government is out 2 get her.

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A Bro Who is Jonesing to Look at Diplo's Setup


WHAT GEAR ARE U USING DIPLO?
R U ON ABLETON?
CAN U SEND ME SOME ACAPELLAS?
DO U HAVE N00D PIX OF SANTOGOLD OR M.I.A. ON UR LAPPY?
DO U USE FIREFOX OR SAFARI?
WHAT'S UR REAL NAME SO I CAN FACEBOOK U?
WHAT WIDGETS DO U HAVE?
WHERE CAN I HAVE STICKERS WITH MY DJ NAME MADE 2 PUT ON MY LAPPY?
DO U RLLY HAVE VANS ON THAT LOOK LIKE SNEAKERS?

Just wondering...when u look at a DJ's setup, what do u look for?

"I have a dream" -aspiring altbro musicians

HOTTIE HUNK ALERT: Diplo gets COMPLETELY SHIRTLESS, shows off his BANGIN BOD
Photo by Ronys Photobooth

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Oh Diplo BB....
U've got it all
Fame
Fortune
A new hit book
Hit mp3s that DJs all around the world play
Women in different area codes
Women in different country codes
Ur own record label
A Blackburry commersh
Amazing turntable skills
Amazing Pro Tools/Ableton/Live/GarageBand skills
Friends with relevant humans like Steve Aoki
Tons of ethnic 'dancers and hype men' who u can pay in the currency of 'fun'

But most of all...
U've got a BANGIN BOD, bb!
Standing next to Steve Aoki
Showing it off

Sometimes I fall asleep dreaming of being ur DJ princess
U'll fall SO in love with me that u will take me to all ur gigs with u
We'll be an alt power couple
And we will dominate the scene
but every night, we'll fall asleep next 2 one another
Just happy that we r TOGETHER

We'll live hard, live fast
Eventually I will integrate myself into your brand and business decisions
Eventually leading to the downfall of ur career
U will have to pick between ME and UR CAREER

U will pick ur career
the morning after we breakup after a gig in Moscow
I will overdose on Russian-grade ketamine
U will burn my body and claim I disappeared into the Russian wilderness

While I am in heaven, looking down at u dealing with the disposal of my body
I'll understand that it is not a crime
It is a crime of passion
And the only person I ever felt something 4 was u

Sigh...
My mind moves so fast when I'm dreaming...

Diplo has it all...
but most importantly

U LOOK GOOD, BB!

****
Does Diplo have it all?
Is he the hunkiest DJ in the game?
Do u ever wish u could be his DJ princess?
Do u ever wish u could be in a relaish with some1 famesies?

Diplo

DJ, Alternative Celebrity

Diplo is a relevant alt DJ and producer.

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Diplo publishes an alt coffee table book. Is he the next Kurty Vonnygutts?


Diplo is a famous DJ who gets mad BJs in any city that he plays, which means that he has an interesting life, and he is about to get tons of broads naked from different regions of the world. White girls, black girls, Asian girls, Third Worlders, White models, ethnic models, women who live in shantytowns, alts who still live in their parents' McMansions... U name it, Diplo has come in contact with it during his DJ career. Anyways, it seems like he has embraced his role as a cultural luminary, and decided to write some sort of anthropological book. It is titled 128 Beats Per Minute: Diplo's Visual Guide to Music, Culture, and Everything in Between . R u gonna go 2 Borders and buy it?
diplo book cover 128 beats per minute
The cover depicts Diplo 'floating away' into the sea, probably an homage to the Modest Mouse song 'Float On.' The book's foreward is by fashion designer Alexander Wang, and he probably talks abt how Diplo is inspiring, driven, unique, a trend-setter, and doesn't give an EFF abt any1 bc he is a true artist. "Is there anything that Diplo and his team of ppl who find ways to make him money can't do?" DJs are megabrands that travel the world, speaking the only true international language of 'Let's Partie, Yall' and/or 'Drop the Bass, yall!'

Does this book have words?
Do u think Diplo 'wrote this' or did some1 else 'write it' just to make $$$?
Is Diplo the #1 DJ in the world?
Remember the time that Diplo started the turtleneck trend?
Is Diplo a hottie hunk BB?
Does Diplo have it all?
Would u rather be Skrillex, Diplo, Daft Punk, Tiesto, or _______?

Previously

Diplo does a high-end turtle neck fashion shoot. Does he look 'swag' or mad dorky?

Diplo

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Diplo brags abt his awesome life as a relevant DJ in Blackberry commercial
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U might know Diplo as some guy who is a DJ, but did u know that he has the most awesome life in the world? Unfortunately, Diplo is stuck using a Blackberry because they pay him 'mad bank' to make it seem like the Blackberry is a relevant phone that ppl should use, but I'm sure Middle Americans are like 'that white dude doesn't look very cool' and they just go back to using their Android phones until the iPhone costs $50 and they can get 1. At this point, more ppl would rather have an iPod touch without a data connection instead of using a Blackberry due to the lack of a developer community and a misguided 'lifestyle branding' strategy that broke away from their core business.

Did u know that Diplo is not just a DJ but a music innovator?

It seems like u can use Blackberries to sext with ur BFFs.

Just wanna hang in 'da studio' with a relevant producer/DJ and see how the magic happens.

Does Diplo have 'everything'?
R u gonna buy a Blackberry bc it will turn u into a famous DJ?
Can Diplo rise to David Guetta-like heights in 2k12?
Does Diplo have everything and u have nothing?
Is Blackberry 'the worst phone' or 'Android'?
Are iPhones overrated?
Who is the #1 'music innovator' in the game?

Diplo

DJ, Alternative Celebrity

Diplo is a relevant alt DJ and producer.

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Diplo does a high-end turtle neck fashion shoot. Does he look 'swag' or mad dorky?


Diplo is known as a famous DJ who makes beats and DJs and is making 'mad bank' bc ppl want him to produce songs for them and then they are all like 'hey fly and DJ our partie, yall!' Anyways, he is 'on top of the world', and it seems like he is attempting to celebrate his transition into an alt, electro, DJ, producer icon. He did a photoshoot for GQ where he is 'trying to bring back the turtleneck.' Do u think he will singlehandedly make the tutleneck relevant again?

The turtleneck went through some dark years there, back when its patron saint was Joey from Friends. But as DJ god Diplo shows, the turtleneck—trimmed down and ultraluxe—has its mojo back

Where r u going bb? All I know is that u look effing handsome, QT-pie!

Singing in2 ur bleepybloop machine? Let me try! I wanna make a buzz hit that Beyonce samples!

Is Diplo a Hottie McHotHot?

R u vibing to his turtleneck vibe?
Is Diplo 'the most successful DJ in the game'?
Is he one of the hottest hunks in the indie game?
R u gonna book him to DJ ur celebrity wedding?
Do u think he will ever be the Prince of Dubstep?
Is he the Prince of Ethnic Tribal Beats, or just the Prince of Turtlenecks?

Diplo

DJ, Alternative Celebrity

Diplo is a relevant alt DJ and producer.

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Some mainstream techblog bro blogs abt #VIPfest. Were u there?


Last night, something special happened. VIPfest, a collection of relevant VIPs putting together an online VIP experience for the most relevant alts on the internet. So many relevant indie celebs stopped by the turntable.fm room, and we made history, If u were there, u know why it was VIP. If u weren't there, u might never know what VIP means/feels like.

Who was there? Carles. Gorilla vs Bear. Ryan Schreiber. Diplo. Heems. DJ MNSTRMR. Ezra Broenig. Unchill AZN Bro. Bon Iver. Ariel Pink. Bradleyford Cox. Basically any1 who is any1 in the world of alt found a way 2 stop by and stay relevant.

Anyways, some techbloggermainstreamer bro used the turntable.fm product 4 the first time ever last night (prob bc it is going 2 get shut down soon 4 being 67% 'illegal') happened 2 stop by VIPfest and he documented his mainstream experience in such a high level alt event:

When I was in the room earlier I had failed to notice it was being helmed by Gorilla vs. Bear, of Gorilla vs. Bear fame. Next to him was Ryan Schreiber, founder of Pitchfork. In chat was “the REAL DIPLO,” who turned out to be the real Diplo. Through the magical celebrities-are-people-too power of Twitter, Diplo had followed Ryan into the room, and now GvB was attempting to get him on the decks.

This isn’t as easy as it sounds. See, the owner of a room can boot people from the decks to free up one of the five slots, but whoever clicks on that free spot first gets it. Either having the real Diplo in their midst had caused a wannabe DJ frenzy, or the real Diplo isn’t very fast on the draw. GvB probably kicked twenty different people from the room before Diplo managed to play anything.

I don’t really know anything about Diplo, except that he worked with M.I.A. and that there’s some sort of beef now. I certainly didn’t recognize the Major Lazer track he played — he kept on saying he couldn’t play the third verse, so I assumed it was unreleased. It was pretty fun, but I was more caught up with the idea that some nice celebrity man was playing music that he’d clearly uploaded from his computer onto a bizarre new service where you choose an avatar and pretend to be at a live concert while you’re actually talking in a circa 1990s chat room.

Nobody else seemed to be so enamored — Diplo was winning plenty of followers and some of my fellow Zynga-alikes were bobbing their virtual heads, but the haters were much more vocal: “Diplo? More like DipNO!” After GvB and Ryan played some tracks, Diplo hit us with another new one: “Untitled.” By this point the room had basically gone insane. Many of the people GvB had booted to get Diplo on the decks were griping about it, others were spamming the chat with requests to play, promising great selections from their musical catalogs. Others had given up on begging, and were instead spamming links to a new room they’d created. But everybody else seemed to be trashing Diplo, Major Lazer, and “Untitled.” After finishing his playthrough, Diplo left because of all the “h8.”

Cmon a-hole. Carles is 1 of the most relevant altcelebs in the world and he ORGANIZED and promoted #VIPfest, and u can't even drop his name in the intro paragraph? I guess Carles does need 2 go more mnstrm.

Was this the greatest group chatting experience since the days of AOL?

I haven’t seen a room this wild since my AOL Chat days. A ton of users had changed their names to celebrities. There was a Lady Gaga, a Bon Iver, and a Joanna Newsom, to name a few. None of these checked out on Twitter, sadly. A DJ named “Carles” (who turns out to be Carles of Hipster Runoff, completely unknown to me at the time) played “Mandolin Rain” (a hilarious juxtaposition to the chat that was ensuing) and Pitchfork Ryan tweeted about it. Bon Iver became enough of a meme that GvB played “Beth / Rest” off of Bon Iver. It was seriously chill, the best song I’d heard all night. The chat turned on Pitchfork’s 9.5 score of the album, almost as if Pitchfork Ryan wasn’t there. Some people just typed “9.5″ into their chat box and then hit enter. The virtual Ryan, nodding his avatar’s head to the beat, asked us all: “can u feel the 9.5… all around[?]” Carles “spun” a dark, terrifying spoken word track he’d recorded about VIPfest called “VIPfest is s0 VIP.” I was scared.

Do yall think that this mnstrm bro didn't 'get' that the 2 relevant altbloggers were 'making fun' of Bon Iver because of the widely accepted meme that he is basically a poor man's indie Bruce Hornsby?

Bruce Hornsby - Mandolin Rain by jpdc11

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Do u <3 or h8 Bon Iver?
TURNTABLE.FM INTERFACE
"Can u feel the 9.5 all around?"

In the end, the mainstream bro talked abt how he wished he was more alt and more VIP.

Diplo came back, ego somehow restored, and played a third track. It was really weird, and I was getting tired. Maybe I just don’t like Diplo (in case you do like Diplo, here are the three Major Lazer tracks he played). Maybe I was disappointed in myself for being sucked into this bizarre vortex of musical tastemakers and clamoring playlist jockeys who would rather play music than listen to it. Maybe I was pissed that I didn’t get recognized in “VIPfest” but the nerds over in “Indie While You Work On That PHP E-Commerce Backend” had known who I was.

Were u at VIPfest?
Was it the greatest music festival ever curated?
Who was the #1 altceleb at VIPfest?
What was the greatest moment at VIPfest?
Who did u see at VIPfest?
What can we learn from VIPfest/turntable.fm?
Will turntable.fm ultimately 'be illegal'?
Do u h8 Bon Iver?
Was this just a 'circlejerk' 4 a-holes with blogs?
Will there ever be another VIPfest?
Was this techblogmainstreamer alt enough 2 be at VIP?
Were u in the VIP section of VIPfest?

Carles

Alternative Celebrity, Blog, Meme

Carles is the popular blogger from the popular internet website HIPSTER RUNOFF.

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Ryan Schreiber

Alternative Celebrity, Alternative Entrepreneur, DJ

Ryan Schreiber is the creator of Pitchfork Media. He is one of TIME MAGAZINE's most important people in the world ever.

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Gorilla Vs. Bear

Blog

Gorilla Vs. Bear is an influential MP3 blog that blogs abt lofi, fuzzy buzzy, chillwave, and authentic African American music.

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Diplo

DJ, Alternative Celebrity

Diplo is a relevant alt DJ and producer.

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Diplo 'talks mad shit' abt M.I.A. bc she is insane, calls her a terrorist sympathizer


Have u heard of Wesley Pentz? Me neither, but he goes by the DJ name "Diplo", which was probably a good branding strategy bc no1 would listen 2 his music if he was 'DJ Wes Pentz.' Anyways, he was interviewed by some magazine, and is still talking about M.I.A. issues from like 1-2 years ago (100 blog years ago). Basically just 'throws her under the bus' again. Even though she deserves it and he is only rlly stating the obvious, but maybe it gets 'a little bit too dark' bc they are exes so he could come across as 'bitter.'

I think he has said this b4/will say it to any1 who asks. Sorta makes me yearn 4 the days when M.I.A. could still meme with the best of them, before her career/voice took a Charlie Sheen-like nose dive.

There is no need to bring up M.I.A. to Wesley Pentz, aka Diplo, the DJ-producer-ex-boyfriend who was instrumental in her success. Pentz will do it on his own. At first it’s complimentary in a conversation about Coachella. “I saw M.I.A. play there two years ago and it was probably one of the most amazing shows I ever saw,” he says. But then: “Last year she played, too, and it was kind of lame.” Ask him if they’re friends and the answer is, “No, no, no. Not anymore. No one in my camp talks to her anymore. She’s kind of really gone crazy.”

It’s been three years since “Paper Planes,” the song from M.I.A.’s second album “Kala,” hit critical mass. You couldn’t escape it after it was used in the trailer for “Pineapple Express” and “Slumdog Millionaire,” and it’s arguably the biggest hit for both M.I.A. and Pentz, who wrote and produced the track. They had a contentious breakup, personally and professionally, and Pentz still has plenty to say about her. “She got famous off ‘Paper Planes,’ ” he says. “She had already thrown in the towel when that record came out. Before that, she was like, ‘I’m retiring. I’m going to marry this guy, f--k it.’ Then ‘Paper Planes’ blew up and she was like, ‘Oh sh-t. I gotta take advantage of this. I’m actually an artist now.” Her follow-up album, which Pentz had little to do with, was not the success everyone was expecting. Then there was Lynn Hirschberg’s scathing New York Times truffle French fry story, which depicted M.I.A., whose lyrics are filled with references to Sri Lankan terrorists, as a political poseur living in a Brentwood, Calif., mansion. Pentz’s quotes validated Hirschberg’s thesis. He is still not above saying I told you so.

Do u think he is just trying to 'brand himself' as not having anything 2 do with M.I.A. any more?
Or is this just the most compelling angle to write abt Diplo, so you don't have to write the whole 'he is a world traveling DJ who has unique partnerships with brands like Blackberry'?

Pictured: Diplo sits on the ground, looking keut

Anyways, he basically says she is one of those people who always talks about politics/important issues, but is uninformed + stupid. He also says she supports terrorism.

“Maya left herself open for attacks,” he says. “She’s not an easy artist to criticize because she’s very left-leaning, she’s progressive, she’s a woman. She’s good in a lot of aspects, but when it comes to die-hard, facts-on-the-ground politics, she’s at zero. She’s nothing. I told her at the beginning of the third record, like, do not bring politics into this. Obama’s the president, for one. You just can’t glamorize terrorism, it’s not cool.…You can’t hide behind that sh-t. But she totally did. She didn’t have a plan B. I told her from the beginning, it’s not going to work. And Lynn Hirschberg just ate it up. If she didn’t, the critics would have ate her up anyway because the record wasn’t good.”

Do u think M.I.A. is sad that Osama Bin Laden is dead?
Do u think she has a 'conspiracy theory' about [everything]?
Is she 'full of air/shit'?
Should this article have 'come out' in 2k10/2k9/2k8?
Is M.I.A. 'being stupid' an 'old scoop', or are we just going to hear stories about how insane she is for the next 10 years?

Really hope she 'goes off the deep end' on her next album, like we find out about her crazy child raising philosophy + practices, her diet, and ________ [something else 'bat shit insane'].

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Some fashion designer hires Diplo 2 be model. Does he 'look hot'?

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I am not sure who Alexander Wang is, because I don't really follow fashion. Sometimes I'll watch Project Runway, so maybe that makes me cultured + in touch with modern trends in the fashion industry. Anyways, popular mainstream / alt DJ Diplo was hired by some fashion designer 2 'be a model.' I don't know if he is supposed to look like an 'indie hunk' or what. Seems to just be chillin in a white tshirt or something. Making his usual sillie Diplo faces. I don't know 'what makes a good DJ', but if I had to guess, it would be 'maintaining a crazie twitter account that makes lamestreamers LOL.'

The DJ, producer, and MIA ex-boyfriend added spokesmodel to his resume with a series of Blackberry ads last year, but now he's moving even further in the professionally-handsome direction by starring in a new campaign for T by Alexander Wang alongside up-and-comer Ashley Smith.

Do yall know who Alexander's Wang is?
Would u 'totally bang' Diplo? Will this fashion line 'tank' because of Diplo's modeling?

Does he look like a 'male model' or should he get buffer and show more peen?
Will this help Diplo's career?
Does Diplo look 'hot'?
Is Alexander Wang the most influential twink in the world?

Should Diplo model 4 Abercrombies and Fitches?

Is Diplo a 'killer DJ' or is DJing just abt 'building a brand'?
Do u think his brand would be more valuable if he wore a sillie mask? [via the Deadmauses]
Do yall know if 'Diplo' is Diplo's real name, like his parents named him 'Diplo' or what?

Diplo is in some Blackberry commercial where he brags abt how awesome his alt life is
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The Blackberry is a popular phone for business men who aren't allowed to have iPhones because they aren't kewl enough/haven't ascended into management, so they are't really important enough to deserve iPhones. However, Blackberry recently realized that a lot of young adults are 'over-loyal' to Blackberry because of the trivial function of 'BBM', which I think stands for Blackberry Messaginger. Even though it is a simple chat service, people think that BBM is 'special' and helps them to build a network of other Blackberry users. Unfortunately, Blackberry will probably 'go under' now that poor people are starting to become loyal to Android phones.

Anyways, Diplo is a modern DJ who makes 'mad bank' producing, playing gigs, and 'endorsing products'/building a lifestyle brand. It seems like this 'commercial' is supposed to let u know that his life is 'effing awesome.' He seems to be flying around the world 'killing it', 'killing it' in DJ gigs, 'killing it' with bros', and 'killing it' while talking with his bffs on bberry. Seems like his life is awesome, and all he ever does is 'kill it.'

Wish my life 'killed it'. Sometimes I worry that I am just going to be an 'effing consumer' for the rest of my life. I'll keep buying expensive smart phones even though all I really do is use social networks and talk with my friends who are unemployed.

Do yall buy into Blackberry as a 'lifestyle brand'?
Can Blackberry rebrand and 'take over' the iPhone market?
What is the best '5G smart phone'?
Is Diplo a relevant DJ, or his his brand 'overvalued'?
How did Diplo survive the bloghouse era?
Will Diplo have a more successful career than M.I.A.?

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Diplo goes “on record”, calls M.I.A. a lazy, rich, careless human being


It seems like Diplo is 'mad pissed' at M.I.A. Not sure if they had a bad breakup, or if he is trying to get her to divorce her husband, get a 'mad billionaire dollar settlement', then maybe he can get back with her. It seems like he is on an 'all-out mission' to distance himself from the /\/\/\Y/\ brand, since it has a chance to be one of the worst albums of 2k10, surpassing even MGMT's Congratulations.

In an interview with Blackbook Blogazine Newspaper, Diplo kept up the 'sweet ass smear campaign'.

He makes it clear that she is 'lazy', 'careless' and didn't write anything:

And I think that the record was like—she didn’t care about it. I was in the studio with her, she didn’t write anything.

He also says that after she got mad rich [via marriage], she didn't have to care about anything, but then since "Paper Planes" went mainstream, she wanted to be mainstreamier:

She like, retired because she married a dude and she didn’t care about music. She only did it again because “Paper Planes” did blow up in the end. It gave her a second wind, but she didn’t have any hunger anymore. She already got a full table.

Wish I had a metaphorical 'full table.'

He also says that she is advised by an innercircle of 'spineless ass pussies':

Me and Switch tried our best to be quality control of the record and she didn’t want that. She kind of went on her own way. I was like, Look, nobody in your crew—we were the only people she could trust, and our asses were on the line too. We got here because of working with people like her. We care about the way things sound, and when the people that she works with don’t, then it’s fucked up. She’s got a talent in every aspect. She’s got ideas bigger than any artist I’ve ever met and she’s someone to fuckin’ make that happen. All she has is a bunch of yes men around her and they kinda suck.

Sorta seems chill for Diplo to 'bash hard' on M.I.A. Wish more artists would do the same, even if they weren't affiliated with M.I.A. / had never been in a serious relationship. Wonder how their personal/sexual relationship ended. Wonder who broke whose heart.

Does money change people?
Is M.I.A. a 'disgrace' of an artist/human being?
Is Diplo a 'chill bro' or a 'backstabber'?
Are yall on #TeamDipbro or #TeamMaya?
Is Diplo 'speaking the truth' or is he trying to ride the 'anti-MIA meme wave'?

Diplo calls M.I.A.’s album a ‘piece of shit’ / ‘turd’


Diplo is a popular DJ who used to 'bang' M.I.A. before she 'went gold digga' and married some billionaire's son. Diplo apparently produced one of two tracks on M.I.A.'s new album "/\/\/\\|/\|/\Y/\/\/\\/\", but he went on twitter and was talking with random bros, then went ahead and said that her album was basically a 'huge piece of shit.'

He seems chill to be 'honest' in a world where all indie artists and DJs are 'just trying to be butt buddies.'

Honestly haven't listened to the new album, but feel like it is more than likely 'a huge piece of shit.'

I wonder what kind of turd Diplo thinks the album really is
a) a drop of turd, like a pellet
b) a long log of turd
c) a small nub of turd
d) a pile of turd(s)
e) a little soft serve swirl of turd
f) runny diarrhea turds sitting in liquid shit
g) Choose ur own turd style

Most importantly, the popular reviews site Pitchfork 'ran this as a story', making it clear that they have no interest in pretending that this is a good album. This has to be 'paving the way' for an underwhelming review. Many hoped that Pitchfork would 'pan' MGMT's Congratulations, but some have hope that they will turn MIA's album in2 the scapegoat of 2k10, giving it a sub-5.0 score. Some claim that Pitchfork 'must' pan MIA's album in order to distance themselves from her brand after they let her use their twitter account [link].

(Note: It is in every website's best interest to 'pan' the album, since negative M.I.A. press can account for massive traffic boosts.)

Is M.I.A.'s album 'a piece of shit'?
Is M.I.A. a human turd?
When M.I.A. talks, do turds fall out of her mouth?
Is Diplo a 'chill ass bro' or a 'bitter Ex BF'?
Did Diplo 'hit it and quit it' when M.I.A.'s stock was high?
Will Diplo write a 'tell all' book about M.I.A.?
Are yall on #TeamDiplo or #Team_M_I_A_?
Is Diplo part of a 'marketing plan' for M.I.A., or does he genuinely think that the album 'mad sux'?
What will Pitchfork give M.I.A.'s album?
Can M.I.A. have an 'awesome public meltdown' as her album is crucified/lynched?

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Alt Celeb Bros: Diplo & Vampy Weeks ‘become bros’ at Coachella
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Just saw this picture of Vampire Weekend and Diplo at Coachella. Seems like they really 'became bros.' Probably talked about their influences, Afro-beat stuff, and other great artists to sample. Maybe compared notes on 'how to get a coachella crowd fired up.' Feel like this picture gives me the right to 'erroneously report' that there will be a Major Lazer Remix of "Horchata" by Vampire Weekend.

Wonder if alternative celebrities are 'authentic bros' or if they are just gonna use one another for remixes.
Wonder if Diplo really cares about 'the indie movement' or if he is just trying to tweet out memes for music blogs 2 jump on.

Does n e 1 know Diplo's real name?
What do u think they talked abt?
Is Ezra Koenig the hottest bro in indie music?
Have yall ever chilled with Ezra Koenig and Rostam Batmanglij?
Does Coachella seem like a place where authentic artists can unite?
Are music festivals the best place 2 meet new artists who will remix ur tracks?

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Will Diplo turn Die Antwoord into the next M.I.A.?
Photo via diplo twitpic


This picture of Die Antwoord, the South African viral meme rap sensation recently emerged on Diplo's twitter feed. This picture serves as some sort of marketing / personal branding meme. We can only assume that Diplo will 'produce the shit' out of 2-10 Die Antwoord tracks to make them highly bloggable/authentic. We cannot confirm that Die Antwoord will be bigger than M.I.A.

Will Diplo turn Die Antwoord alt / mainstream?
Is Diplo mainstream?
Is Die Antwoord mainstream?
Will Chris Taylor of Grizzly Bear produce a Die Antwoord track?
Can we assume that Diplo shared a 'night of passion' with Yolandi?
Is Die Antwoord destined for a zany Tim and Eric video?
Will Die Antwoord automatically receive above an 8.5 from Pitchfork?

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CONSPIRACY THEORY: "MAJOR LAZER RACIST imagery EXPOSED & Dissected"
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Major Lazer is a dance sound project by Diplo and Switch. Their music videos + product have 'come under fire' for being 'racist' since the exploit a culture that is not their own/has black skin.  Some African Americans think that they are 'racist ass holes.'

The video above is a semi-boring meme that diagrams the racist images deployed by their sound project:

This Documentary is composed of pics of Racist Imagery Created by the Group Known as Major Lazer (Diplo & Switch) taken on my iphone. Focusing on the 3 Major Lazer videos that are currently circulating around the Globe...We have come to the conclusion that the Group is Promoting Negative Stereotypes of the African Diaspora ie by Making Caribbean People seem as though they are Foolish Hyper-Sexual animalistic Sambo's. We Have created this short Documentary to put an End to the Exploitation of Womyn and People of Color.

Worried abt ppl who 'go 2 college' and learn 2 much about cultural imagery.

Original Video:

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Is Diplo a racist?
Are Tim & Eric racists?
Is Major Lazer a racist?
Should they have been 50% more racist by involving fried chicken, Kool Aid, AIDS, and gang violence if they wanted to really 'stir up' a racial controversy?

Should Major Lazer perform in black face?
Are all white entertainers 'racist' since they are all trying 2 be Michael Jackson?
Is Major Lazer the most successful DJ duo since Justice?