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Disney Makes Show about Tween Bloggers
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I remember when I was a tween, there wasn't much 2 do. We didn't really have 'social media', so I couldn't connect with other tweens on facebook, myspace, twitter, and chat roulette. We were lucky of other tweens had high speed internet/AOL Instant Messenger.

This new Disney movie called HARRIET THE SPY: BLOG WARS is about blogs and tweens. It seems like they are 'glorifying' blogs to tweens, letting them know that blogging is a viable form of self-expression, and possibly a realistic career path. It seems to portray bloggers as people who 'go out and get a scoop' as opposed to the traditional blogger who 'sits on his ass' and 'blurbs about content in a tired voice, like a robot who is enslaved by a large group of readers.'

The show seems to try to let teens know that 'blogging' is the same as 'being a writer.'

I feel like this show really appeals 2 me. As an mp3/music blogger, I feel like I am in direct competition with a lot of 'heavy hitters.' Pitchfork, Stereogum, Gorilla Vs. Bear, the Village Voice, the New york Times, The Wall Street Journal, hype machine bloggers, lil bros on twitter who yell at u all the time. Every1 has a voice, and every1 is competing to get the 'best story' and the 'largest tribe' so that we can make the most 'internet dollars.' So many stories to cover. So many decisions to make on a daily basis. How far is 2 far? Are you supposed to blog about musicians/alt celebs like they are 'real people' or do u just have to treat them like commodities/meme machines?

Being a blogger is difficult, and I wish Disney didn't make this show seem so light-hearted. Blogging is serious. A lot of people get hurt. A lot of peoples' lives' are ruined because of blogs. Not sure if I will let my son/daughter blog, even if they want to follow in my footsteps. Feel like they might get hurt, or they might fail, and think I'm not proud of them.

Feels weird that they rebranded Harriet the Spy. It makes sense, though. But I just sort of remember her as some sort of 'lost lil bitch with an imagination.' Can't believe she is a blogger now.

Does the new Harriet the Spy appeal 2 u?
Have u ever been in a blog war?
What is the greatest blog war in the history of the alternative internet?
Is this movie based on Perez Hilton's perception of the world?
Are gossip bloggers going 2 lead some1 to commit suicide?
Should teens be banned from the internet?
Do u wish they had macbooks /twitters when you were a tween?
Is Disney 'relevant' or is it 'fucking garbage'?
Are 'bloggers' legitimate journalists/writers?
Do you know of any alt blogs who 'don't play by the rules' and have an unfair advantage/bully other humans+blogs?

HIPSTER RUNOFF TV: Coming soon???

As yall know, I am creative, I 'get' the internet, and I am interested in tween issues, which made it pretty natural to write a sitcom that dealt with these three topics. Needless to say, I'm super excited, and hope that my show catches on with test audiences. Do you think yall could give me some feedback if it is good enough for yall?

Show description: A Girl from Wisconsin created a youtube account, created videos, and 'went viral.' She was then recruited to star on a zany tween sketch comedy show called SO RANDOM. Her life changed, but she is still humble, and zany things happen around her with zany characters. While she has some zany conflicts with people who might be more/less 'viral' and quirky than her, she is sort of searching for meaning + special relationships, just like every1 else in our world.

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Which character do yall 'relate 2'?
Do u think it is a 'good concept'?
Do u have any tween actors who yall could recommend?

Do yall think it has a chance to 'catch on' with tweens? I feel like the problem with most television 2day is that the people who write tv shows don't 'get' what happens in the modern world. They don't understand vlogging, and they don't understand youtube sensations. Just feel like this show has a better chance of resonating with tweens as opposed to outdated sitcoms like Seinfeld, Frasier, and Every Body Loves Raymond and H8s Chris.

Just interested in educating America's youth about concepts like 'microfame' and'macroanonymity' which have shattered most tweens' concepts of 'what it means to be successful' [via 'being famous'].

Will HRO 'make it' and launch the career of this new tween sensation? (kinda like Miley/Trace Cyrus)

WAVVES being sued by Disney for having a song called “Mickey Mouse”


WAVVES is a stoner wave fuzzy buzzy artist from Southern California. It seems like he has a song called "Mickey Mouse" on his latest album "King of the Dank Beach" and the Walt Disney Company some how found out about it [via Google Alerts], then they decided to 'sue his ass.' Can't believe they are pulling a Vampire Weekend v Kirsten Kennis, except Walt Disney probably doesn't want his money because not sure if he even 'sells albums'/is profitable as a business entity.

They are probs just like 'who is this danky kid, and why is he using the name of our #1 mascot to sell his guitar weed songs?'

"Monday night at New York City's Bowery Ballroom, the Wavves founder and frontman announced he'd just been "mildly sued" by the Walt Disney Company, which was less than psyched about seeing a song called 'Mickey Mouse' listed on his band's latest album.

Williams said he'd agreed to modify future pressings of 'King of the Beach,' out today on CD and vinyl, and replace the offending track with an unreleased B-side. He then offered a succinct legal critique of the plaintiff's case.

Thought it would be 'totally punk rock' if he kept the song on the album, telling those corporate lawyers to 'eff off.'

Have yall ever chilled on Nazi wave vibes?

"Walt Disney was a Nazi," Williams said. "You go [to Disney World], you feel Nazi vibes. It's disgusting!"

The outburst was one of many quotable moments of the concert, and throughout the evening, Williams and drummer Billy Hayes spent nearly as much time joking about booze and weed as they did playing actual songs.

Just want to go back 2 high school and utilize social situations to 'brag' about substance abuse/near-death experiences.

R u happy that Walt Disney is suing WAVVES?
Is WAVVES 'a disgrace' to the indiesphere?
Is WAVVES' career 'effing over'?
When should Best Coast break up with WAVVbro? Do u feel like he is holding her back from reaching her full potensh?
Should WAVVES have to give up 'all profits' of his album to Disney?
Is Hannah Montana a more authentic artist than WAVVES?
Does WAVVES seem 'too unchill' 2 share a blunt with?
Are yall on #TeamDisney or #TeamDankWavv?

Will WAVVES see jail time?
Will Snacks the Cat 'sue the fuck' out of WAVVES & Best Coast?
Do yall think Warner Brothers is chill with AnCo, letting them keep the song named "Daffy Duck" on Feels?

Wavves

Buzzband

WAVVES is a fuzzy buzzy buzzband that sings about aliens, marijuana and being a failure in life but laughing abt it because u r high.

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