Gonna be hard 2nite.
hard halloween.

harder than ever 2 b alive. let’s take a nite 2 ‘forget abt it’ and just ‘celebrate’ like life is as meaningful as a davematthewsband song.

(if yall are at HARD, I’ll c u at the JEANS stage).

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Did yall see Breakbot’s new myspace headline?

Just wanted to let yall know that ur fave artists read HRO. Hopefully yall feel close the music, and like u r able 2 connect with ur fave artists. HRO is a relevant space where artists come to find out ‘what the common man’ is saying, and more importantly, a place where every1 comes to ‘get in touch with authentic reality.’

Never stop commenting, because in some ways, it is the only voice u have. Kinda like ‘voting’ but more interactive+satisfying+reactionary. Ur comments are the collective voice of ‘the common man.’ The common man has been kinda bitter lately because of the Great Depression Stock Market Crash.

I think Breakbot is my favourite artist of 2k8.5-2k9. Who is yalls?
Luv this Digitalism rmx.

[MP3]
Digitalism Apollo-Gize (Breakbot Hypnotoad Mix)

Myspaces
http://www.myspace.com/dothefunkybot
http://www.myspace.com/digitalism

Downloaded at the World’s Current #1 Electroblog according to the P4k BlogHaus Power Rankings
http://www.ohhcrapp.net/2008/10/sincere-apollogies-to-breakbot.html]

H8 U MOM JEANS. don’t ‘get’ ur beliefs-system.

For those of you who don’t know, DJ Mom Jeans, also known by his acting name “Danny Masterson,” is one of the top DJs in the World DJ Power Rankings, and former star of the syndicated television show That 70s Show.

A young DJ Mom Jeans enters the scene 30 seconds in. He is ready to party.

This is a clip from the hit divorce film Bye Bye Love, also starring Mad About You’s Paul Reiser, Full Metal Jacket’s Matthew Modine, and Independence Day’s Randy Quaid.

Don’t forget to watch the scene where MOM JEANS convinces a girl to drive drunk. Or when he passes out from being too drunk!

[Tipped off by the dude from LolPorn (NSFW)]

Should Moby hand-select hotter partypic slutz to be photographed with if he wants to leap over MOMJEANS in the international DJ rankings?

“Dude, I’ve been listening to you since you collabed with Gwen Stefani on SOUTHSIDE. The album PLAY changed my life.”

[Pics by Nicky Digital]

Let us never forget the real Moby, a guy who gets really into his own concepts:

can u blog about dj momjeans more

So here’s a DJ that’s really making a name for himself on the ‘Underground Mainstream Alternative DJ Circuit.’ His name is DJ Mom Jeans. Most people might know him as “Wilmer Valderamma” from the hit TV series That 70s Circlejerk.

DJ Mom Jeans is an amazing DJ. I’ve seen him spinning a SERIOUS set, while iChatting, downloading new widgets on his dashboard, and doing some freelance graphic design in the Adobe Creative Suite (CS2).

Here’s a video of DJ Mom Jeans spinning LIVE at Shea Stadium. He sold out the venue, just like Billy Joel.

[HIGHLY RECCD VIDEO]
[This video is actually people heckling Danny Masterson at a Mets Game]

Myspace
http://www.myspace.com/djmomjeans

[Pictures by OutWithMe.com]

Here’s an excerpt from a fake interview that I just made up with Danny Masterson:
Interviewer from some ‘alternative’ magazine: So what’s it like DJing with Steve Aoki?
Danny Masterson: I mean, we just have great DJ chemistry. It’s like, our mixes just cream together. I’ll be spinning something, and then Steve will say, ‘We could really use a Bloc Party remix right now, and it will be soooo MONEY. And when he crowd surfs, every one gets so fired up.

Interviewer from some ‘alternative’ magazine: So what’s life after THAT 70S SHOW all about? It must be great to get those syndication checks.
Danny Masterson: Yeah. It’s good to be able to focus on my DJ & party promoting career. I mean, Wilmer had YO MAMA, and Ashton started banging that old broad, and Topher Grace was in that one movie…but I think I’m doing something really special with my DJ MomJeans venture. I mean, I like to party, so being a DJ really just allows me to do what I like.

Interviewer from some ‘alternative’ magazine: Is it tough to get credibility in the DJ industry? Or do other DJs hold your pre-existing fame against you?
Danny Masterson: Well, it’s a mixed bag. We all know it doesn’t take much to be a DJ, so they aren’t mad at me about that, but once they see me spin, they’re usually really impressed. I’m pretty aware of cool dance music. I looove Justice. Absolutely love those guys. I’ve also been listening to a lot of the Bloody Beetroots, who are on Steve’s label. I’m also a part-time designer, and working on a new t-shirt unlike any other designer t-shirt ever made. At the end of the day, we all just have to realize that we’re all the same–we’re all just people who put stickers on our MacBookPros, looking to make people dance.
DJ MOM JEANS ON MYSPACE