HIPSTER RUNOFF

I was thinking that a lot of the 'Alice Glass/Uffie/Aggy crushin-on' got kind of b0ring, particularly for my non-altBro readership, so I thought I should look for a handsome altPro to develop a crush on.

Should I start 2 <3 Johnny Jewel from Glass Candy?

I like his sequin tears.

[Photos by Domestic Fine Arts]

Should I grab a cup of coffee with James Murphy (lead singer of the LCD Brosystem).

Should I travel to Tibet with Girl Talk and grow a mashuppy beard?

Should I date an AZN?

Should I date a strong-minded, heavie-set girl and pretend she is a guy?

Should I try 2 seduce a member of 'THE RAPTURE'?

Maybe I'll just settledown with a masked DJ. I went 2 a palm reader once, and she told me that my future wuz dark.

I'll try 2 find an older man who truly loves me, and writes songs about me 'crashing in2 him.'

How about the guy with the kreepie moustache from CSS?

N e 1 from this band would be at the top of n e true alt's wish list. Ryte?

Hopefully I can be humble & meaningful and chill with the lead singer of Grizzly Bear and that Final Fantasy violin guy. They seem 'smarter than the typical dbag in an AltBand', so maybe we'll have meaningful late nite convos.

There are just s00 many hott altMen out there. Not sure what to do. Sux that girls like Natalie Portman get the best 1s.
SRSLY tho...who is the hottest male Alternative Celebrity?
Will I ever find 'tru luv'?

LAPEROLOG posted pics from an alternative party that was sponsored by Reebok. I noticed a few of my favourite alternative celebrities. Since I am 'alternative', and I admire alternative celebrities since they are trendsetters, should I consider buying Reebok products?

Look! It's Yelle, some broad, and Dorian!

The Kitsune Dudes

Can u find any more alternative celebrities in attendance at the Reebok Partie? Look for more alternative celebrities at this Laperolog photo set.

Who is your favourite Alternative Celebrity?

Many commenters have started to ask: Is Dorian from the Teenagers = the blogger behind HIPSTER RUNOFF?

Is this a picture of HIPSTER RUNOFF with his friend Yelle?

Is this a picture of HIPSTER RUNOFF extreme streetwalking?

I'll let U decide.
<3 I want 2 b who U want me 2 b. <3

xx NEW POLL xx
Who is HIPSTER RUNOFF?
-Dorian from the Teenagers
-a Mask-wearing Robot
-Jesus 2.0
-some AZN
-some FGGT
-I wanna give him/her a tugjob!
-a myspacer
-The Next Great American Journalist
-A Secret Mainstreamer
-A Disgruntled AA Employee
-The Former 3rd Member of Justice (before he was kicked out, even though he wrote "D.A.N.C.E.")

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