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I was watching television, and I saw a trailer for the sequel to one of my favourite indie movies of all time. You might remember JUNO, a movie where Ellen Page gets knocked up by Michael Cera, then she sells her baby to Jennifer Garner. But this time, the main character Juno 'grows up a lil bit more' and has to deal with her alternative brand fitting in with a mainstream society.
I feel happy for Ellen Page--she will no longer be typecasted as 'play a snarky lil teenage girl who wants a more meaningful life.' This role will really elevate her to the next level, possibly making her one of the biggest superstars in the indie world since Natty Portmans. This movie will be a huge hit, striking a chord with the butch failed-alt 30+ roller derby female demographic. Most of these women are 'longing 2 b a part of something' so rollerderby becomes something that they are 'passionate' about so that they can take out their frustrations about life/the scene/growing older/regrettable tattoos through physical aggression.
I think these same women work at places like burrito restaurants, coffee shops that play death metal, and dive bars, so they will probably 'get the word out' about this kewl new movie via the words of their moufs.
I am proud of Drew Barrymore for making her directorial debut in this 'indie film.' I think she has dated tons of indie bros like the Mac Guy, Spike Jonez and Tom Greens, so I think this makes her a qualified director for the indie aesthetic. If I had to put money on it, I would definitively say that this movie will be a 'diamond in the rough' underdog type of movie that will go on to win multiple Oscars.
Hope that it makes money, and gets tons of 'twitter buzz' and 'viral mrktng.'
Seems like it has a 'very questionable' marketing campaign.
I feel sad that indie movies don't have huge marketing budgets, so the stars of the film must literally 'whore themselves out' by performing meme-able sex acts in mainstream magazines.
Not sure if Juno Pt2 is gonna 'bomb.'
I think that sequels are usually kinda kewl, but sometimes u can tell that the story just needed to end after part one. Some movie franchises work and make tons of money, but this is certainly an interesting experiment, since no indie movie has created a sequel. Kinda wish we could catch up with Zach Braff in Garden State Pt 2: Trapped in New Jersey. Or possible Lil Miss Sunshine Pt 2: The Muder-Suicide of Greg Kinnear, Steve Carrell, and Paul Dano. Maybe even Milk Pt 2: Harvey's Revenge. Possibly a sequel to the Royal Tenenbaums.
Are sequels good ideas, or are they trying too hard to make money?
What sequels to independent movies would u pitch?
Should I join a roller derby league?
Previous HRO posts
Drewbarrymore is a mainstreamer who dates alts
/// Weak post about Juno by HRO circa 2k7
Spoiler Alert:
Juno's aborted baby comes back 2 life and defeats her team in the Roller Derby Finals.
I recently saw that teen sensation, Drew Barrymore got her tongue pierced.
It kinda reminded me about the past, and when people took personal branding choices 'more seriously'/didn't overanalyze them. Kinda wish we could go back to those days, and just appreciate things for what they are, and not 'overreact'+crucify people whenever they implement a trend.
Just want 2 go to a tattoo shop and have a tatted up bro stick a sharp rod through me.
Should I just get buzzed and try 2 pierce my friend's ear?
Just want to express myself and date top tier alternative celebrities. While u might think Drew Barrymore is a mainstreamer, yall should think again cuz of her alternative dating resume. Or is she just the product of alternative men who 'want to bang a mainstream broad'?
She dated the Mac Guy -- Justin Long
Viral Video director, Spike Jonez
She started the 'dating a Stroke' trend [via Fabrizio Moretti ]
h8 yall Agyness Deyn + Albert Hammond Jr [via Green Aggs and Ham]
She also dated the most innovative comedian of the past 100 years, Tom Green
So will yall get a piercing or what?
Who was the hauttest dude that Drew Barrymore dated?
Will we ever find as many altLovers as she has?
Drew Barrymore directed some video for Best Coast that really executes the alt-tween-HD aesthetic. The song is for "Our Deal", which is originally a 2 minute song, but somehow the song extends for 4 minutes, I guess just to make the video 'deeper.' I'm not sure what Best Coast's deal with sponsored music videos is, but at least she is making some dank money while other ppl do the creative heavy lifting.
There are apparently tons of celebs in this video. I'm not a tween, so I don't know the majority of them. Donald Glover, the failed indie rapper, seems to have a part in this. Every1 else is a tween, so I am not sure why he is 'fiercely emoting' like this is a career-defining opportunity, or something. He is clearly just trying to 'pay his dues' to try to be let into 'the indie club.'
In addition, HIPSTER RUNOFF 'it girl' Bebe Zeva seems to be in the video as well, playing some girl who falls in love with a buff alt tween bro, then she murders him.
Do u like this music video?
Will it help her mainstream brand?
Will she see a 68% rise in girly tweens in her audience?
Does Bebe Zeva look good, bb?
Is this a dark day for Donald Glover's brand?
Do u wish Best Coast made a cameo in this video as a Latina gang member who was tragically murdered via gang crossfire?
Bebe Zeva is a model for the I AM CARLES brand.
Best Coast is a fuzzy buzzy band that sings abt dank, California, boys, and kitty cats
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Donald Glover is an alt comedian who is trying to 'make it as a buzzband' under the name Childish Gambino.
Read more>>>>Drew Barrymore is doing everything that she can to be 'indie.' She dated a Stroke, then dated Tom Green when he was a respected alt comedian, then dated the "i'm a Mac" guy, now she directed the music video for the 100 buzz year old song "Our Deal" by Best Coast. In this video, Bethany Cosentino and Drew Barrymore basically talk about how they are GREAT FRIENDS [via bffs] and how they vibe sooo hard artistically, and how they basically finish eachother's sentences. They both actually kinda look the same, which is indicative of how Best Coast is trying to 'go mainstream' and Drew Barrymore is 'trying to be alt', so they both just look kinda boutique alt fashiony.
Seems like they are TOTALLY bffs, and Drew will go over to Bethany's apartment, sit on the pizza & Bud Light stained couch, and they will smoke dank and lose hours & hours every day watching reality tv.
Here is some lamestream writeup abt the video concept (sponsored by MTV):
We've all been there -- the guy you're interested in plays a REALLY hot wolf on MTV's "Teen Wolf" and then plays a REALLY hot retro greaser in a "Supervideo" full of other famous people in rival gangs. Well, you probably haven't been there, now that I think about it. But that's exactly what happens in MTV's new "Supervideo," set to the Best Coast's "Our Deal," directed by Drew Barrymore.
Tyler Posey, who you certainly know from "Teen Wolf" and from being INSANELY good looking, plays a brooding gang member who catches the eye of actress Chloë Moretz (Kick-Ass, Let Me In). The chemistry is palpable, and so is the tension rising between the Day Trotters and the Night Creepers, both era-less teenage gangs that include other celebrities you're not used to seeing as gang members -- Miranda Cosgrove, Donald Glover, Shailene Woodley and Alia Shawkat.
s00 many celebz!
Here is some 'teaser' preview of the video which 'debuts' tomorrow on MTV.com. I don't think that really means anything, except that blogs will have 2 use the MTV embed code for a few days until it is uploaded to youtube.
U can see Donald Glover and the iCarly broad in it. It looks really 'made for mtv2' in that maltstream kind of way that will trick the tweens into thinking it is 'trendy.'
Do u think the MTV.com 'debut' means that Best Coast is going mnstrm, or does it just mean that she will be 'the indie looking band' that they play in credits between Teen Mom and Jersey Shore episodes?
Will this video help Donald Glover 2 be taken seriously as an indie artist?
Is it time 4 Best Coast 2 drop a new album and stop memeing off her old album?
What is the best Drew Barrymore flick of all time? ET? Never Been Porked? Riding in Cars with bros?
is Drew Barrymore the next great alt music video director [via Spike Jonez]?
Are Bethany Cosentino and Drew Barrymore turning in2 one-another?
Bethany : Tom Crooze :: Drew Barrysmores : Tom Cruise
Best Coast is a fuzzy buzzy band that sings abt dank, California, boys, and kitty cats
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Drew Barrymore is a former child actor who was in rehab 4 blow addiction by the time she was a tween. She tried 2 be indie in the early 2000s by dating the drummer from the Strokes. Now that she is an adult and she has her life 2gether, she is trying 2 be a director and is directing the new Best Coast video for "Our Deal." The album came out like 1.5 years ago so why it needs a music video is beyond me, but I guess all memes are good memes.
Anyways, they are using the strategy where they put famous ppl in the video so it is more blggbl/MTV2able. The video will star failed indie rapper Donald Glover and the tween from iCarly.
Cosentino also tells Rolling Stone that the video will feature some famous young people: Miranda Cosgrove, star of "iCarly" (Cosentino: "a show that I love") and the great Kick-Ass/Let Me In child actress Chloë Moretz. Donald Glover, who is fucking hilarious on "Community", is also in the video.
I am not sure if the iCarly broad is even a top tier tween. U gotta give props 2 Vampy weeks 4 securing Joe Jonas in his tween fame prime.
R u excited abt this video?
Is it going 2 flop?
Is Drew Barrysmores the next Sofia Coppola? [via overrated female directors]?
Can Best Coast breakthru 2 tween markets with her next album?
Is Drew Barrymore hella alt?
Will this video cameo finally make Donald Glover more alt than Aziz Ansari?
Best Coast is a fuzzy buzzy band that sings abt dank, California, boys, and kitty cats
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Donald Glover is an alt comedian who is trying to 'make it as a buzzband' under the name Childish Gambino.
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Girl Talk recently twitpic-ed this photograph of himself canoodling with popular mainstream actress/former child star "Drew Barrymore." It seems like he is trying 2 show off how amazing his life is, and showcase the perks of being a relevant DJ. I really want to see the 'Girl Talk skanks Gone Wild' Video where we see an orgy with tons of entry level college students in a frat house. U can't help but wonder if there is a 'relationship blossoming' between Drew Barrymore and Gregg Gillis. She has an affinity 4 alt dudes, so u can't put anything past her.
Remember when she dated that drummer from the Strokes (Fabrizio Moretti) but then she forecasted their 5.9 and dumped him?
Now I think she's dating that guy from the 'I'm a Mac. I'm a PC commercials' because she wants every1 2 know that she is an Apple user.
She also dated Tom Green, who kinda looks like Girl Talk and writes bum bum songs like Girl Talk.
Do yall think she is in2 Girl Talk 'for the right reasons' or is she just 'using him' to get alt cred?
Were they 'canoodling' or is she 'just a fan'?
When was the last time u went 2 a Girl Talk concert?
Is Drew Barrymore a lamestreamer / fratpartystreamer?
Who is Drew Barrymore's best BF of all time?
Is Girl Talk a 'pimp' 4 getting to bang so much grade A a$$?
Girl Talk is a laptop DJ who got big in the bloghouse era but really just produces generic, well-branded mix tapes.
