HIPSTER RUNOFF

Just want 2 know what I'm supposed 2 b.
Hard 2 b some1 else other than me.
Trying to be some1 who I actually wouldn't mind being.

Should I be 'nip slip' M.I.A.?

Should I be a zany electroJungle JokerAlt Zebra?

Maybe I'll be a freshman student at the University of Texas who just moved to Austin and is learning to experiment with 'being alternative'.

[Photo by Tokyo Bopper]

Wonder if I'll have time to make my 'entity from an alternative underworld' costume :-(

[Photo by Glam Canyon]

Guess I'm just gonna be 'oops I crapped my pants' Justice

[Photo by Gade Mode]

HLP M3 YALL//////////

Yall. I know yall are FCKNG TIRED of my quest to represent my temporary brand on Hallsoween, but it's just important to me. I'm sure yall have stuff that's important to yall, too. Put 'urself' in 'my shoes' and just stop being s000 alt 4 once, and just help out another human [after yall].

Should I be a creature from the electro jungle?

Should I be a sexie skeleton that bears mid-drift ?

Maybe a boyscout who has the body language of a 'snarky blogger.'

Should I be female sexie Gandhi Alt? Should I bring some Barry O-Bay-May/Communist Pamphlets?

Can I find a way 2 be an 'AltBro Witch'? Do I have to buy a broom + a cauldron of P.B.R.?

Maybe I can start  only drinking Grey Goose and get the Steve Aoki body type.

Should I be a self-aware post-entry-level alt?

If yall don't speak up, I'm just gonna be BLIPSTER JUSTICE.

[Photos by TheCobrasnake]

PLZ FCKNG HLP ME.  

Think I might hire a famous designer like Marcus "Germs Scott" Jacobs 2 design my costume. Does n e 1 have their email addy, or can I just use designerbro69@aol.com ? Or should I try projrunway@compuserve.org ?

The electro jungle is alive. I've seen so many alt creatures in trees lately. It's so sillie how when the electrojunglecreature matures into a fully-formed female, it develops a fanny pack pouch that will nourish a lil alt. I remember the previous creature had some neon spots to protect itself from electro-predators/poachers. I wonder how animalologists would classify this type of camouflage.

Have u ever been hunting in an electrojungle with electro war weapons, or are they too powerful for hunting animals?

XX BONUS FEATHER BREASTS XX

PRFCT ALT BRSTS?
[ElectroJungle Hunter]

I used to be really into science, so I figured I should start blogging more about animals, cells, organisms, planets, Earth, the universe, STDs, AIDs, diabetes, 'getting fucked up' on a molecular level, Gorillas that have computer voice boxes, chemistry, physics, calculus and other stuff like that.

What happens when ur natural habitat is an electro jungle? Your skin turns into neon camouflage. Ur feet adapt and form gellie paws. When u get pregnant, ur formative-lil-alt-babie starts to form in what looks like a quirky fanny pack. In order to avoid loud music during ur child's formative stages, u climb up into the trees to hide from electro jungle predators.

Be careful in electro jungles, yall. While most creatures are just 'lookin to have a good time, hear some good tunes, and dance', there are some legitimate predators that need 2 be feared.

WHERE THE ALT THINGS R


XX BONUS LOST CHARACTER FROM THE HIT FILM 'NAPPY DYNAMITE' XX

I saw her in the Uncut Critereon Collection Bonus Feature Director's Cut with Director & Actor Commentary.

[Photos from Facehunty]