Apparently at Busy P’s birthday party, there was some sort of ‘fight’ between the Cinespace bouncers and the Ed Banger crew.

[Photos by Ronys Photo Booth]

From what I have heard, there were ‘members of the Ed Banger crew who weren’t let into the VIP area.’ Then a bouncer ‘pushed’ notable nitelife DJ Kavinsky and they started 2 fight.

SoMe looks ‘like an angry French man’ in this picture.

Sources ‘in the know’ told me that the ‘bouncers were overwhelmed with entry levelers’ who were ‘mad hyped to see the Daft Punk bro, Thomas Bangalter ‘play a set’ live. Feel sad knowing that he is the bro on the left.

(actually thought that Daft Punk were robots)

Not sure how to feel after seeing French people ‘angry’ and ‘fighting.’
We all just want 2 be V.I.P.s, I guess. Wish more bands would ‘get in fights’ so that the musicblogsphere would ‘have more interesting stuff 2 write about.’ Trying to do more to ‘write about what is happening in local scenes.’ Might have to hire ‘interns’ in every city in America or something.

Is electro dying?
Is Ed Banger going 2 survive the recession?
Are ‘bangers’ still alive?
Do I need to blog more about ______ instead of _________?
I feel like Ed Banger collective has evolved into the ‘type of band that u feel alright hearing ABOUT but not actually hearing.’ Think that is a result of the modern music memesphere structure.

More fight pix ‘after the jump’

‘whoa.’

Feel like u’ve proven that ur a meme worth blogging about if some1 makes an 8bit video game about you, possibly for their final exam grade at the community technical college that they are attending. In the game, u r a Daft Punk robot who has 2 steal back samples/records from Justice. Feel like if I were a blogger from the year 2k7 (the golden era of electro/bloghouse), my head would have ‘exploded’ from this meme. Think that this game is more fun/worth ur time than Electroma.

Here is my feedback/’constructive criticism’ for the game:

• Enable weapons, including electro lightning bolts
• Utilization of the Daft Punk sound pyramid as a ‘home base’
• Show France experiencing some sort of Earth quake
• Have manager of both bands “Busy P” get ‘held hostage’ or use him as a gimmick in the story line
• Make both forces come together to fight against Australia in the electro war
• Have the band ‘assassinate’ another non-electro band, or something
• involve Obama/ Osama Bin Laden
• Have a level where u have 2 ‘take down electrosnark bloggers’/have 2 navigate through

After u play the game, feel free 2 leave ur suggestions.

Damn. Sort of would be ‘pissed’ if some1 stole all my samples.

Kinda hope this game ‘gets green lit’ for a Wii/Playstation/Xbox version so that I can sue them [via usage of the original HRO term 'electro war']

Play game at website.

WHAT DO YALL THINK OF THIS GAME?
THINK IT WILL BE BIGGER THAN GUITAR HERO/GTA/NBA JAM/ THE SIMPSONS ARCADE GAME?

In the future, will all bands have video games instead of ‘albums’/'EPs’/'myspace pages’?
do u think 1 day a band will make music from 8bit video game chips?

Should I get a tattoo that tells the world I am human after all?

Did Electroma prove that we’re all robot after all? (h8 that m0vie)
When we are captured by the opposing army during the electrowar, will they tattoo electro bloghouse catchphrases+lyrics on us to identify who we are? Hope I can be “I fucked my American Cunt” or “Lights and Music r on my mind” or “Ready to Uff.” What do yall want 2 b?

Just wanna showcase who I am, yall.

[Photo via Whp Ths]

//just//want//some//altbro(fggt)//2//get//an//HRO//tattoo//soon//(help)

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In the future, will all AZNs have fade mullets? (unisex AZN theory)

[foto via Azn Dan]

I wish people could see that ElectroWar soldiers are often unfortunate upper middle class males who will not be able to fulfill their parents expectations. After brief stints at art colleges, most electroWar soldiers are just searching for meaning by staring at death in the eye. They are victims of class, yall. Kinda like how poor minorities have 2 go 2 Iraq/Afghanny since they dropped out of HS but still want to learn technical computer skills and be in bad ass commercials with jets and cool stuff like weapons.

[Image by Facehunter]

I was watching ‘the game’ at my local pub/bar/bar & grill/grill & bar/wingery/Chili’s, and I made a huge mess all over myself. I got a variety of different wing sauces/dipping sauces in an attempt 2 express myself. Kinda sucked when it dripped all over my Palestinian scarf, AmAppy hoodie, and my prepubescent chest hairs [via my Am Appy v-neck].

In the future, I’ll bring a custom rib bib to where ever I eat. Each bib will always match my outfit. Just glad to know that it’s alright 2 eat again. I want to find some classy rib bibs that might be convertible into Electro War armor. I h8 it when people try to stab me through the heart with electro Lightning bolts.

SRSLY tho…should I buy a rib bib/buy an AZN?

XX BONUS POSEY MC POSEPOSE XX

‘hey yall. Just posin’! Don’t mind me!’

[Photo by Appeal2theEye]

[Street Clash Image Street Fashion Blog]

It’s important for both sides of the impending Electro War between France and Australia to remember that there will be serious repercussions if either side decides to use nuclear weapons. I’m really worried about the electroFallOut if things go wrong. I know that some alts have gold skin, and fake eyes as accessories, but if we become contaminated, it might change our personal brands forever.

If I had 3 eyes, would my shutter shades/wayfarers/FGGT goggles stop working? If I had g0ld skin, would girls/gheys still want 2 tug me? h8 thinking about change. I am only now starting 2 ‘feel comfortable with who i am, and what my personal brand has evolved into since age 12′, so if I had to overcome any sort of ‘deformity’, it would be rlly tuff. Kinda like when ugly people ‘try to fit in’ with mainstream crowds, then they don’t, then they try to fit in with alt crews, but then they realize they are ugg and can’t fit in any where, and end up listening to krappy music.

Right now, this bro is a ‘freak’, but what if we lived in a future where every1 ‘was a freak.’ Then ‘normal’ would be redefined, and we’d have to redefine ‘alternative’ too. Just a lot of busy work that I’m not sure I’d have time 2 complete.

s00 w0rried about nucular fallout. g0nna suck. Every1 needs to realize that wars are SRSLY serious. Wish I could talk to Barry Obama in one of those debate thingies to let him know what our real problems are. h8 politix…kinda wish the government was ‘a blog’ and we could just vote on things using polls, and if u had a complaint, u could just leave a scathing cmmnt.

XX BONUS ART INSPIRED BY HISTORICAL EVENTS XX

miss u

My name is Stephen. Not my birthname, but my Americanized stage name. This is my story.

Life in the electroPrisonCamp was difficult. We were given one meal a day, which consisted of a SXSWSTRN eggroll and an 8 oz mini can of Bud Light. We were tortured every day. They forced us to give up secrets, particularly about the technology we used to make bangers, and what popular beat matching software existed in our part of the world. They also demanded to know how we ‘learned how to make filters that sounded eggzackly like Daft Punk’s.’

We quickly learned that the Australian ElectroJihaadists were planning a terrorist attack on a weekly party in Tulsa, Oklahoma. There was no way of letting them know that the worst was yet to come [via hiptop/sent from my iPhone/sent from my AT&T wireless device]. They confiscated our mobile devices and laptops, which were sent to labs to extract data from.

I’ll never forget the my best friends in Prison. There was a set of masked DJs and an electroDiva who was prone to nipslips. We did our best to make it from day to day, being held in underwater cages. We were even forced to play Russian roulette against one another. One time one of them died. Was kinda sad, but was kinda happy that it wasn’t me.

N e ways, years after the War ended, we were released from the Prison Camp. The people who ran the prison camp were actually not affiliated with the Australian ElectroForces, and just kept their prison camp alive to maintain some form of ‘control’ over their lives’ and others. Kinda sad, but what any trivial ElectroProducer would probably do.

Now we are left 2 find out who we are in a p0st-electroWar world. I am a veteran now. I question the whole direction of my life, and wonder how the horrors of war have changed my outlook on life. I will make a movie about adjusting to post-ElectroWar Life starring Tom Cruise as me.

(I am also in a wheel chair and will grow a CrazyDisgruntledVeteranBeard and become an anti-Electro Music Activist).

[Prison photo by The Prison Photo Snake]

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Here is how the photo will look after it is run through an aging filter to make it look more authentic/’representative of pain & suffering that is associated with old photos from War.’

Are pea coats the most authentic type of coats for the 2k8k9 Winter season? I’m just looking for something that keeps me warm, reduces internal wind chill factor, and ‘makes me look like I am an important member of the alternative community.’ Purchasing a nice coat can also separate you from your community’s altBags, since their coffee shop wages only allow them to spend money on thriftStore wages. The price of a coat that’s worthy of your personal brand should probably cost about as much as an AltBag pays for 1 month of rent.

What type of coat should I buy? MembsOnly is probably too thin, ryte?

Or should I make my personal brand a little bit more ‘glam’ in the winter?

[Photo via facehunty]

I <3 personal bomb shelters that will help u survive an electroNuclearHolocaust.

I feel like this image of bazooka boob broad is going to be transformed into a wartime propaganda poster that encourages women to join the fight.

Remember “Girl Power”? Is that still around? Did it die when the Spice Girls were in a fatal bus accident while traveling in the sub-Atlantic tunnel?

XX BONUS FULL-BODY PROTECTIVE SHIELD WITH A MAGICAL UMBRELLA SHIELD XX

Does n e 1 know where I can buy some body armor and/or a magical electro umbrella?

If you want to be a high ranking soldier who commands respect from his troops during the ELECTRO WARS, you must be willing to do whatever it takes to wipe out innocent villagers/people affiliated with a religion/people who live in a region/people with a certain colour skin. Kind of like that one mean character in Saving Private Ryan/Platoon/Full Metal Jacket/Blackhawk Down/Schindler’s List/Jarhead/The Pianist/Donnie Darko.

Hopefully some1 dresses like a Desert Storm era Soldier soon.

They already made the perfect ‘kicks’ for them.