HIPSTER RUNOFF

If you have a lamestream band, you play the Ellen show, which is why Zooey Deschanel took her backing band to play some really lame Xmas carol on her show. I have honestly seen better performance of the same song at the old folks home where we sent my grandma to die/be systematically murdered by inept care, but they had an annual talent show around Christmas and an old lady named Martha did just about as good as Zoeey. Maybe Ol' Martha could launch a buzzband and market herself as a crafty-wave whimsy artist. She was not keut and did not have bangs. She did have backup dancers that wore sillie Xmas dresses.

She & Him's lame Xmas album might be 'the best selling album in indie' this year. As usual Ellen looked 'effing hot' on TV. Sorta wonder why some lezbos think it is 'hot' to look like a 17 year old boy dressing like he is going to a high school dance to fingerbang chicks. I guess 2 fingerbang chicks. Makes sense now.

Does She & Him 'kill it'?
Does ZoZo need 2 'go solo' and stop splitting $$$ with M. Ward?
Is Ellen 'the hottest lezbo dude in the game'?
Do u miss Oprah?
Do u just wanna d.a.n.c.e. with Ellen?
Is She & Him's Christmas album 'the worst gimmick evr'?
Does this song sound like some1 is pooing on an Xmas tree then wiping their butt with stockings?

Zooey Deschanel

Alternative Celebrity, Actor

Zooey Deschanel is an actress turned indie songstress in the mediocre buzzband She & Him.

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She & Him

Buzzband

The Shims are Zooey Deschanel's buzzband. Even though they are terrible, they sell a lot of records.

Lists: mindie (mainstream indie)

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Remember The Strokes? They were supposed to 'rediscover their sound' in 2k11 and they released some album, but no1 really vibed to it, but because they have a mainstream 'cool' brand, they are still trying to promote their album 4 some reason. I'm surprised they haven't just hung it up and gone back into hiding for the next 5 years. Anyways, they went on Ellen, and played some song that I didn't vibe 2 at all. Not sure if they even 'look cool' any more.

At this point, I think I'd rather be a King of Leon than a Stroke. They are kinda like the Prince Vs. Michael Jackson of indie. We'll debate it for years, and even though the Strokes had a better prime, the Kings of Leon will be honkying it up 4 a long time and they will be perceived as more successful.

Was this a good performance?
Do u feel sad 4 the Strokes?
Should they 'hang it up'/retire this album cycle?
Should indie bands boycott Ellen DeGeneres?
Should Ellen DaGenny start a buzz war with Jimmy Fallon?
Will Ellen ever be able 2 forgive Anne Heche 4 pretending 2 be a lezbie?

The Strokes

Buzzband

The Strokes may have been the first buzzband of the 21st century.

Lists: mindie (mainstream indie), critical darlings, 2k11 buzzbands

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