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Sometimes Product Packaging is More Important Than the Actual Product

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As yall know, I am an alternative businessman with relevant opinions on how to set up a successful alternative business. If u come to my blog offices for a consulting session, I will teach u how to turn 10 Am Appy t-shirts and a permanent marker into a thriving alternative business.
Today’s Alt [...]

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Authentic Music Fans of the Nite

Authentic Entry Level Alts of the Nite.
Mainstreamer American Appy Implementation of the Nite.
Authentic Justice fans of the Nite.
Authentic Meaningful College Experiment of the Nite.
Authentic Arts & Crafts project of the Nite.
Authentic _______ of the ___________.
Should I dress up as a Joustice song for Halloween 2k6/2k11?
If these 4 girls were going 2 a Girl Talk concert, [...]

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When HRO memes come 2 life.

Yall. I remember 1 time I wrote some [MEMORABLE POST] about Girl Talk, and then made a meaningful GIF abt it.

Then I was reading a popular BrooklynHipsterNewsBlogAboutVegans, and I saw my meme come to life on a post-self-aware post-entrylevel meaningful alt having post-post-meta-ironic fun at a Girl Talk concert.

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I feel rlly happy [...]

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P0st M0re Entry Level Alt jailbait

Haikus about Entry Level Alts
entry level alt
Wish I could go back in time
and make u muxtape
entry level alt
Wish I could go back in time
and buy u t-shirts
entry level alt
Want u 2 always b young
Remind me of me
Entry level alt
Why aren’t u impressed by me?
U prefer altbags.
Let’s go 2 Parsons
Design Stuff That Looks real kewl
Move into [...]

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