HIPSTER RUNOFF » Erlend Oye http://www.hipsterrunoff.com A "Culturally Relevant" "Blog Worth Blogging About." Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:15:02 +0000 en hourly 1 P0STM0RE MALE NIPSLIPS http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/08/p0stm0re-male-nipslips.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/08/p0stm0re-male-nipslips.html#comments Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:40:00 +0000 Carles http://altville.wordpress.com/2008/08/21/p0stm0re-male-nipslips/
[Photo by PregnantGoldfish]
I know that female nip slips really make guys/lezbos go crazie. It makes u wonder ‘Will I ever get to see her complete breast/teet?’ In a way, it might be sexier than an entire breast, because u have 2 use ur imagination. Imagination can turn some people on, kind of like when an older couple has to save their marriage by ‘gettin creative’ in the bedroom.

I know guys usually have NUT SLIPS, but this keut ErlendOye-ish alt makes u wonder, “will I ever make twink love 2 him?”

Do u know n e boys who mimic Erlend Oye’s personal brand/style/big glasses & earnest look?

Sexiness isn’t just about being cliched ’sexie’ and direct. Sometimes u need to use ur imagination, take ur time, and make ‘love’ 2 ur partner.

What do U find sexie?
Is sexiness ‘physical’ or ‘emotional’ or ‘mental’ or ‘Teen Angst’?

(m83 humor)

]]> http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/08/p0stm0re-male-nipslips.html/feed 0 What Music Will Sound Like After the Electro-Recession of 2009 http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/05/what-music-will-sound-like-after-the-electro-recession-of-2009.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/05/what-music-will-sound-like-after-the-electro-recession-of-2009.html#comments Tue, 27 May 2008 02:17:00 +0000 Carles http://altville.wordpress.com/2008/05/27/what-music-will-sound-like-after-the-electro-recession-of-2009/ When is the next electro recession which will leave producers with no fans to dance to their music, and no revenue streams to feed their families?
I think that when people stop going to clubs to watch DJs perform, there will be an increase in beachfront acoustic performances.

[Kings of Convenience - Misread (Live on Ipanema Beach)]
I wonder what the world would be like if Erlend Oye was an over-branded alternative celebrity.

XX BONUS VIDEO FEATURING ERLEND OYE’S SCHLONG XX

How are you preparing for the electro recession?
Are you getting back into old music that you used to appreciate when u wanted so badly to believe that there was truth that love is real?
Are you buying canned goods & bottled water?

Love yall. Be careful. Listen to each new MP3 like it’s the last one you’ll ever hear. Goodnite world.

[non-electro MP3s]
Kings of Convenience Misread
The Whitest Boy Alive Golden Cage [teaches u how 2 appreciate the Fred Falke Remix even more]

Myspaces
http://www.myspace.com/thewhitestboyalive
http://www.myspace.com/kingsofconvenience

]]> http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/05/what-music-will-sound-like-after-the-electro-recession-of-2009.html/feed 29 The Most [HIGHLY BLGGBLE] Hit Since Pnau Ft. Ladyhawke http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/03/the-most-highly-blggble-hit-since-pnau-ft-ladyhawke.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/03/the-most-highly-blggble-hit-since-pnau-ft-ladyhawke.html#comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 06:17:00 +0000 Carles http://altville.wordpress.com/2008/03/13/the-most-highly-blggble-hit-since-pnau-ft-ladyhawke/
Fred Falke and Erlend Oye are two musicians who transcend blogville. You can always count on them to make something that’s worthy of appreciating for whatever reason you appreciate good music.

This song is a pretty good song for putting on the mix CD of your EX who you may or may not care about, but want them to know that you listen to good music that has lyrics that might apply to them, but still has an uplifting tone to represent ‘that maybe moving on was for the best.’

When Erlend Oye dies, do you think we should preserve his voice box, and have it surgically implanted in the winner of a ‘I Want To Have the Perfect Voice for My Startup Indie-Electro project’ Contest?

[MP3]
The Whitest Boy Alive Golden Cage (Fred Falke Remix)

Myspace
http://www.myspace.com/thewhitestboyalive

I think they were the first to post this song
http://discodust.blogspot.com

xx BONUS NOTE PLZ CMMNT WITH FEEDBACK xx
Sorry I don’t post music as much. I promise that I will never let a [HIGHLY BLGGBLE HIT] slip through the cracks. Sometimes I am not sure whether or not to assume that people read other music blogs, or if you only read HRO because it’s ‘hilarious, and it’s nice that HRO doesn’t force MP3s of artists I can’t differen down my throat on a daily basis.’

If you are hungry for blog music, please send me an email so I can direct you to a series of blogs that will meet your needs.

]]> http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/03/the-most-highly-blggble-hit-since-pnau-ft-ladyhawke.html/feed 11 Erlend Oye is Da Bomb http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2007/10/erlend-oye-is-da-bomb.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2007/10/erlend-oye-is-da-bomb.html#comments Wed, 03 Oct 2007 19:25:00 +0000 Carles http://altville.wordpress.com/2007/10/03/erlend-oye-is-da-bomb/ I’m a pretty big fan of anything that Erlend Øye does. I think he has rightfully earned a reputation as ‘one of the most talented artists in indie music’ with his dynamic range of projects.
His work has never left room to disappoint, so I encourage experiencing his albums.

Erlend Oye Solo = Pleasant Sounding Electronic Music That is really good, but would probably be called ‘unmemorable’ if it was made in 2007
Erlend Oye DJ = Bringing the party with a lot of ‘hits that you’ve never heard but will soon love’
Kings of Convenience = Simon and Garfunkel-esque 2 dudes on acoustic guitar band
The Whitest Boy Alive = modern indie band making pop music that sound like the best stuff from between 1985-2015

MP3: The Whitest Boy Alive – Burning
MP3: Erlend Oye – Ghost Trains
MP3: Kings of Convenience – I’d Rather Dance With You

His offical website is pretty pleasant, too. http://www.erlendoye.com/

BUY BUY BUY BUY:
Erlend Oye’s “UNREST” at Amazon.
Erlend Oye’s “DJ Kicks” at Amazon.
The Whitest Boy Alive at Amazon.
Kings of Convenience at Amazon.

For the record, the Kings of Convenience video for “I’d Rather Dance With You” is probably one of the best ever made/most memorable, in my opinion. It’s like a throwback to the days when videos could have a fun/formulaic concept, and bands didn’t just over-conceptualize their music videos.

]]> http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2007/10/erlend-oye-is-da-bomb.html/feed 3