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Vampire Weekend was the HUGE indie winner of the Super Bowl commercial war (6 comments) |
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LANAMANIA hits Los Angeles, frenzied fans begin sobbing in Lana Del Rey's presence (16 comments) |
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"BUZZ BANDS" was a category on Jeopardy. Have BUZZ BANDS crossed over 2 the mnstrm? (11 comments) |
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Pitchfork cyberbullies & slutshames Best Coast, calls her an 'inauthentic two-timing sell out panderer' (10 comments) |
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Introducing PRAYER WATCH 2K12 A CandleLight Vigil 4 Carles #pray4carles (22 comments) |
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Lana Del Rey wears baseball cap, looks TOTALLY EFFING keut (7 comments) |
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Lana Del Rey responds to hateful critics by purchasing major takeover ads on indie websites (9 comments) |
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Lance Armstrong supports Bon Iver against Carles & other anonymous cowards (33 comments) |
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Lana Del Rey sells MAD albums, is officially RICH, FAMOUS, and SUCCESSFUL (11 comments) |
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Bon Iver Vs. Carles: Who stands in solidarity with the Corrupt Indie Machine? (5 comments) |
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Did u see Madonna's wardrobe malfunction pussy lip slip at the Super Bowl? (125 comments) |
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Skrillex spotted bronoodling with nostalgic human meme Mr. Belding in relevant VIP section (3 comments) |
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Was M.I.A.'s Super Bowl flip off the first shameless slutwave marketing act in the post-LDR era? (26 comments) |
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Lana Del Rey Album Sales: 'Born to Die' projected to sell ~60k copies, will land at #2 (12 comments) |
Does Claudio/Ethan from Crystal Castles have the kutest Man Bangs on Earth?
HRO usually focuses on finding kute bangs on grls, but maybe it's time to start searching for kute manbangs. Alternative men in the post-Emo era sport some of the kutest bangs evr. While swoopy bangs will always be in the spotlight, we can't forget 'spikey bangs', 'bowl-cut bangs' and any other type of innovative bangs that we might discover in the next 100 blog years.
Will 'receding hairline bangswoops' be big in 2k30 when alts grow up?
Remember when Of Montreal used to be the 'Default Festival Lineup Band to Attract People Who Are Unable to Decide for Themselves What Good Music Is.' (MGMT has taken their place.)
Ethan Kath is the hunky hottie frontman of the popular buzzband Crystal Castles. Many bros swoon over Alice Glass, but Ethan Kath has a dedicated following whose panties he has always made creamie. It seems as though Hollywood heart throb Ben Affleck has attempted to rip off Kath's signature look, except without the hoodie.
The two look almost EGGZACKLY ALIKE!
Why is Ben ripping off #EthanKath? Get ur own personal brand, bb!
Ben Affleck's career has gone nowhere but down since Good Will Hunting. After a failed relationship with Latinaslutwaver Jennifer Lopez and numerous terrible movies where he did a crappy Boston accent, Affleck is looking to 'go dark', ripping off the hottie frontman.
It seems as if his career has hit rock bottom, especially after marrying 'the rich man's Hillary Swank', Jennifer Garner.
Is Ethan Kath more valuable 2 Crystal Castles than Alice Glass?
Is he hotter than Alice Glass?
Is he hotter than Ezra Koenig?
Has Ben Affleck had a 'shitty career'?
Did Matt Damon outperform him?
Is Ben Affleck 'nothing but a prettie boy'?
Is Ethan Kath way hotter than Ben Affleck?
Should Ben Afflect start a buzzband with Matt Damon called 'The Good Will Hunting Bros'?
Crystal Castles is apparently abt 2 go on an 'Australian tour', and I don't rlly care bc I live in America, but some alt website has REPORTED that Alice Glass has broken her ankle. The injury was not sustained during a live show, but it is confirmed that the band is still looking 2 find a way 2 perform even though Alice has a career-threatening injury.
Check out this interview with Ethan Kath, the 'frontman' of Crystal Castlest. It seems like he was really busy, and didn't want the interviewer 2 bother him.
The Vine: How was your day in Tokyo?
Ethan: A little bit stressful.
Why’s that?
Because Alice is injured.
What happened?We’re at the hospital, having x-rays taken. It appears that she has a broken ankle.
Oh shit. What will that mean for the Australian tour?I don’t know. Maybe she’ll be doing it in a wheelchair. I’m not sure.
So this happened at last night’s show?No, it happened earlier.
So to clarify, this is not going to affect your Australian tour?I don’t know. This is sort of a bad time to ask right now.
"This is sort of a bad time to ask right now."
=Leave me alone interviewer bro. We're going thru a tough time right now. We don't need ur questions. Alice is a trooper. She is dedicated 2 being a relevant indie songstress. She knows that the show must 'go on.'
Did Ethan sound 'like a meanie head' in this interview, or is he just tired of answering so many of the same questions all of the time?
Can u believe that Alice might perform in a wheelchair?
Do u think she needs to at least 'be rolled out on stage in a wheel chair' just to get tons of blog buzz + coverage?
If Alice Glass is rolled out in a wheelchair, will it be the 'most blggd abt story of 2k11'?
Here is an unconfirmed shot of Alice Glass' ankle. Looks really bad. Hope she's okay.
Does Ethan Kath need 2 take a chill pill?
R u going 2 #pray4Alice?
Do u hope she's okay?
How do u think she broke her ankle? Playing soccer? Partying 2 hard?
Should Alice Glass get 'rolled out on stage' then get out of the chair 2 get the audience all pumped up?
Can she brand herself as 'the Willis Reed of indie rock'?
Alice Glass is the lead singer of Crystal Castles. She is known for her KrAzY onStAgE aNtiCs.
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