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Dear Sparks, Miss U: A Eulogy By HIPSTER RUNOFF

Today, my email inbox crashed. Hundreds of people emailed me with terrible, horrible news. My inbox didn’t ‘crash’ in a traditional sense. I just don’t think any thing or any one was built to handle news that your whole life is being taken away from you.
Sparks is dead, yall.
‘The government’ says [...]

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