Tag Archives: Every One is Famous

Pick an Authentic Group of Core Bros

Sometimes I’m out in public, and I see a group, and I think either
a) I wish I could be bros with that pack of bros
OR
b) Glad I’m not associated with that pack of leftover bros who banded together to come bros
I was looking at groups of bros who I might want 2 search for on [...]

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Today is BlackFriday.info

The following altbag purchased all of his clothes on BlackFriday.info/new_personal_brand.

[Photo by every1isfamous]
Today is the busiest shopping day of the year. The day after THNXGVNG, people r s00 hungry that they have 2 g0 shopping so that they can eat at mall food courts. Some people like to call it BlackFriday.info, and others call [...]

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All I ever wanted was a MexicAlt With a Progressive Pokemon Haircut

Whenever I see a MexiAlt, it makes me wish I lived a simple life. A life where I only watched MTV, listened to power pop/weirdo mainstream FallOutBoy type of stuff with electrobeats, and I was on myspace on my sidekick 68% of the day. I could settle down with a keut Mexicalt girl with [...]

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Who Does This Alt Look Like?

Who does this bro look like 2 u?
a) Joaquin Phoenix dressed as Joustice (not 4 HAlloween)
b) Jason Schwartzman
c) Inigo Montoya from the movie The Princess Bride
d) Dustin Hoffman in the movie HOOK
e) every1 knows a bro who looks like this
f) the lead singer of a douchey mainstream band that is marketed as ‘alternative’
g) Carlos D [...]

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