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Cuties worth tilting your laptop screen about


Don't u hate/love it when you can't tell if a blouse is see-thru, so you have to tilt your Macbook screen to see if you can get a view of some lovely nips. Then if they have areolas that match the skin, and a non-definitive nipple, you can't really tell if the shirt is see-thru. Tilting your screen is a great way to continue the search for the perfect alternative breasts.

I read a rumor on an internet message board blog that if you put on shutter shades, u can see through the clothes of any1 who is at least 50% alt.

An HRO intern submitted this pic just to point out that I have already blggd abt this hottie.

[by Glam Canny]

Summer Means It's Time To Get Rid of Ur Eye Brows


I read on a fashion blog that if you wear shutter shades (also known as Kanye West glasses[also known as CUM FGGT GOGGLES]) too often, your eyebrows will fall out and your eyes will cry blood.

Anyways. Every1 needs to consider getting rid of their eyebrows in the summer to combat internal global warming.

Love yall!

[Image by DirtyDirtyDancing]

Monitoring Emerging Trends

After seeing WaldoBro using a doll as a wardrobe accessory, I noticed this dude utilizing a doll as well.

Sharpie-drawn Line Graph Style Eyebrows: Big in 2k9?

[Via AsCoolAsItGets]