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The Ultimate Personal Brand Appeals to All 5 Sensory Receptors


A lot of people ask me 'Carles, how can I have a personal brand that is worth blogging about?' It's not that hard, yall. U need to do something that appeals to the sensory receptors of the people that u want 2 impress. Kinda funnie how 'everything is a science' if u really spend some time thinking abt it.

For example

  • neon colours appeal 2 eye sight
  • bangers appeal 2 hearing
  • altBags who don't bathe appeal 2 smell
  • Sparks appeals 2 taste
  • Tugs appeal 2 'feel'

It's not that hard, yall. (but sometimes I do wonder if there are more than 5 senses , cuz i don't know how 2 describe how I feel inside sometimes...) THINK OF URSELF AS A PRODUCT, AND ASK URSELF 'HOW CAN I ADD VALUE 2 OTHER PEOPLES' LIVES'?' Even if ur just a girl who can 'show off her body' and 'tug people off', your personal brand is more valuable to our society than 90% of those who are active in the perception economy.

You must do whatever it takes to learn about Sensory Receptors, and figure out how u can make consumer decisions to appeal to other people. It's up 2 u, yall. U can change for the better.

For example, here is a girl who has cobranded herself with a puppy.

[image via FFFFound] [Purchase eyepatch shirt @ Threadless]
The strength of her personal brand also manifested itself on her t-shirt.
Even though I feel kinda bad for her for only having 1 eye, she is fortunate to have a gimmickable personal brand, even if she had to take out her puppy's eye with a spoon. :-(
<3 1eyed alts <3

Pick Your Prop

If you own stock in the headband industry, I would certainly continue researching emerging trends. There are new headband competitors that give you a fresh look, while at the same time being able to wrap around your head.

Here are two industries worth checking out:

Eye Patche Industry

Davy Crockett Hat-Making Industry

More Pictures @ theCobrafriend