HIPSTER RUNOFF

Kristen Wiig is doing her best to break into the INDIE SCENE. First, she started dating [ALLEGEDLY] the drummer guy from the Strokes, Fabrizio Moretti [link]. Now she did some impersonation of Lana Del Rey. It wasn't really funny, and not worth watching because she is a one-trick pony who just plays the same female character over-and-over again. Just some skit that was probably written by an LDR apologist feminist comedy writer. Not sure if LDR even matters any more, or if her meme ship has sailed, so they probably should have just 'panned the eff out of her' instead of making it seem like they are on #TeamLana.

Anyways, Kristen Wiig is clearly trying to win over 'the indie-leaning blogosphere.' Next thing you know, she will have her own IFC original series [via Fred Armisen]. I have no idea why she is so obsessed with alt culture. I guess she didn't have a phase in her life where she ESSED the DEEs of random members of bands, so now she is 'catching up' at a later stage in her life.

She prob needs to leave SNL soon since she already has 'mad Bridesmaids bank' but she is probably addicted to the week-to-week buzz spotlight and watching herself do the same character over and over again that was fresh 4 years ago.

Having said that, I'd take Wiig over Tina Fey any day. Based both on looks AND comedy gimmickry.

Is Kristen Wiig 'obsessed with alt'?
Is she 'indie'?
Was this LDR impression 'good'/'relevant'?
Did SNL provide cutting edge cultural commentary on LDRgate?
Did u forget who LDR was?
Is LDR a pop culture legend, or just a meme?
Will Moretti take Wiig from Bridesmaids to bride?

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New Alt Couple Alert? Strokes drummer Fab Moretti spotted 'canoodling' with Kristen Wiig

Lana Del Rey

Alternative Celebrity, Buzzband

Lana Del Rey is a hot female indie singer. She is 'mad controversial.'

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Kristen Wiig is known as 'the new Tina Few' because Bridesmaids was funnier than 'Mean Girls', even though Kristen Wiig just plays the same one-trick-pony-wave characters on SNL. Anyways, for some reason, she has been branded as a 'hot cougar / MILF' even though she doesn't have any kids and u have no idea how old she is. Now she is 'dating a rock star' or something, that drummer dude from the Strokes.

Anyways, they were legitimately 'canoodling' at a lamestream cool dad Black Keys concert, 'according 2 sources.'

Has Kristen Wiig snared hot Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti? After unveiling a sexier look in the new issue of GQ — pouting in black underwear and high heels, with a Champagne flute — “Bridesmaids” and “SNL” star Wiig was spotted canoodling with Moretti, Drew Barrymore’s ex, at a Black Keys album party Monday night. Spies saw Wiig and Moretti “all over each other” at the rock ’n’ roll shindig at newly opened W Union Square club Lilium. “They were literally on top of each other,” said a source who witnessed the comedienne and the snare-beater keeping time together.

Pix or it didn't happen... I guess we just have to wait and see if some lamestream paparazzi photo of them 'canoodling' in the street emerges...

Is Kristen Wiig 'funny' or 'overrated' as a comedienne + hottie?
Would u rather bang Wiig or Tina Fey?
Do u want to canoodle with a buzzworthy famous person at a mindie concert VIP section?
Do u think they were rlly 'canoodling' or is this 'fake news'?
Is Fabbie Moretti the 'hottest member of the Strokes'?
Should she d8 Ezra Koenig instead?
Can they replace Andy Samberg and Joanna Newsom as the #1 'SNL castmember + buzz human' couple?

Do u want to 'bend over' Kristen Wiig and make her call u 'daddie'?

Fabrizio Moretti

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Fabrizio Moretti is the drummer in The Strokes. He is a chill Brazilian bro.

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The Strokes

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The Strokes may have been the first buzzband of the 21st century.

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