My feet are the contraptions
that take me places
Sure there are cars, trains, subways, airplanes, boats
segways, hovercrafts, spaceships, teleportation terminals
But my feet are attached to me
and will be a part of me
until I get diabetes
and they will be amputated
My feet need 2 know what time it is
My feet need 2 know when to take me
to places that I need 2 go
Many people put their watch on their wrists
but I need a watch somewhere else
Looking down at my shoes
because I am nervous and humble
It's time
It's time 2 be me
elevating my personal brand
with watches on my shoes
h8 u shoelaces
could never tie u anyways
This is a new trend.
This is a new me
It is time 2 know where 2 go
It is time 2 let my feet
be in touch
with 'time'
a construct of society
but also something natural
Do u realize
we're floating in space
on a rock that is spinning
around a ball of fire
Even though we have years, months, days, hours, minutes, seconds
We will never really know
what time is time
My timeliness is my move
It's time to move forward
in2 the future
R u gonna put a watch / clock on ur shoes?
Should I put an indiglo on my shoes, or will I look 'poor'?
Oh,
the places yall will go...
via Doctor SeussBro
Is this trend 'gonna take over' the shoe industry?
Do yall know how to tell time on an analog clock, or do u rely on digital clocks?
Do u use a watch or do u just check the time on your smart phone / cell phone /iPad?
Yall. Just saw this blipster wearing a necklace with a Game Boy on it. I wasn't born when these gadgets were around, but I know that they were a pretty big deal. Kinda weird when people apply the whole 'vintage' mindset 2 technology. U assume that things 'continue 2 get better', but some people prefer aesthetics from the past. Kinda weird.
What portable gaming device would u use as a necklace?
a) PSP
b) Nintendo DS
c) Gameboy
d) Gameboy colour
e) Game Gear
f) blue Game Gear
g) Portable DVD player
h) Tamagachis
i) an iPhone with no music or service, but just games
j) a Super Nintendo tied around ur neck
k) a Wii controller
l) the band 'the Ataris'
m) Choose.Your.Own.Response
Hope that the increased demand for these old machines doesn't make the price go up. Need 2 get a good deal on ebay.
Previous HRO video game analysis
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/03/i-am-thinking-about-buying-a-new-video-game-because-it-looks-cool.html
Note: Photo NSFW if u work in an office environment that doesn't allow Off-Road Strollers through their porno filters.
Is there a difference between a girl who u want '2 hook up with' versus a 'girl who u want to spend the rest of ur life with?' Feels kinda weird how I feel like some girls 'aren't worth' 'taking home 2 meet ur parents' because ur parents would be like 'who is that skank'/'who is that altbro?' I am not sure what type of relationship u have with ur parents. Maybe u like to 'shock them' by 'telling them that u r in love with pieces of garbage'?
Or do ur parents 'worry about u getting some1 pregnant'? Or do ur parents 'worry that u'll get married too young and end up getting divorced, just like them'? Do u 'take pride' in ur significant others? Do u feel like when u tell ur parents that u r 'dating some1' that they respect u 'more', and say 'my lil kid has grown up--what a beautiful soul'? Do u have parents who 'get' u, and 'love 2 bond' with ur significant others because they can stop focusing on their failed marriage and start bonding through you + your significant other?
Just trying 2 find the best qualities in a woman. Want some1 who wouldn't mind pushing a dual-core ergonomic stroller through a public space with me. Want some1 who will 'love me 4 me.' Want some1 who 'won't start 2 focus on the kids' after they are born, and keep the attention on me.
It's hard yall. Not even sure if I am 'looking 4 love' or just 'looking 2 cum.' Hard 2 know the difference between the two. Feel like most girls who I would meet aren't 'special' because they are usually just 'the last skanks standing' at a weekly alternative club event. H8 how some 'relationships' feel like ur just 'getting off' with some1 until both of u 'find some1 who is closer 2 what u actually want/what u think u deserve.'
Not sure if I am 'happy with myself' so I don't know if I would every think some1 else is good enough. Guess I just wanna have kids so that my 'perspective on life' will change completely. Just wanna be a cool dad and raise a kid in an upper-middle class alternative life.
What do u want out of a relationship?
Think I just want some1 who will 'sit on a laptop with me all night' and 'make snarky commentary about a hit television show/reality show' that people in our demographic are 'supposed 2 watch'.
XX BONUS 'lil ball of turd' fashion XX
'poop' humor: big on HRO in 2k9.5? Or will I just stick with 'racist post-post-satire' that 'goes 2 far'? [via fearing AZNs]
I saw this bro, and I think he is a 'human metaphor.' I think he is sort of like a cartoon character that is supposed to help us think about racial issues. While his skin is black, he has created an environment where we mostly see white.
There is also a symbol on his sweatshirt which represents 'the white man.' I think it is probably another metaphor about 'something racial' like slavery, colonial rule, and the white man's adoption of hiphop culture. Sometimes yall need 2 do more to think about the power of imagery. Fashion is more than just 'trying 2 look cool.' Fashion is an opportunity to celebrate culture, comment on history, and make other people think, kind of like a progressive freshman English class with a teach with a passionate, liberal-minded teacher.
What do yall think this metaphor means?
Think it has 2 do with Colonial America, and how black people were slaves, therefore the flag should be only black and white since there were no other races in America yet, and since society was 'upside down' the flag should be too.
How would u explain this metaphor? Is Michael Jackson a 60 year 'performance art piece' kind of like that zany Joaquin Phoenix bro?
When I grow up, I want 2 be frequently seen on a party pic website (on a weekly basis). I want 2 show up on 1 of the relevant sites in a major city. I want people 2 know that every week, I attend at least 1.5 cutting-edge cultural events. The world is watching me for the next big trends. This gives me a reason to be alive.
When I was young, I thought I wanted to be an astronaut/fireman/ professional athlete / doctor / lawyer / investment banker, but now I realize that there's more to life than just 'having a title that people respect.' U should want more than just money + status in a local community. U need international alternative internet fame. U need 2 be seen + be relevant. U need 2 'look prettie' and participate in a more personal version of 'the paparazzi.'
Just because there aren't tagging features on most party pix sites doesn't mean they are worthless. Party pix sites are more authentic than facebook and flickr because you have 2 work harder to 'be a community.' When u r on a party pic site, u r part of something bigger than urself.
Be proud 2 be seen, yall.
Be proud of who yall are.
Be proud of ur wardrobe.
Be proud that u 'get' the world.
Be proud that u attend relevant events.
Be proud that u 'get' that u will be on a party pix site, then make a tshirt abt it[via graphic design], show up on another street fashion blog, then get blogged about by some 3rd altBlog. ( u r a meme. )
[Photos by Facehunter]
XX BONUS COBRANDING URSELF WITH An altWEBSITE [VIA TSHIRT] XX
miss u
@ the AZN store. blggng from iPhone
Might buy an AZN to use their skin and/or clothes as a costume.
comes with zany bracelets & pog necklaces.
might have to barter with the store owner.should i buy it? what is the market rate for a [rare] blonde azn?
help
Kinda like blonde azns.
hopefully I can use that shirt in the future for space disco parties.
abt 2 get lunch at mcdonalds or burgr kng. c u there if u want mcFood.
___________
sent from my iPhone
I was watching 'the game' at my local pub/bar/bar & grill/grill & bar/wingery/Chili's, and I made a huge mess all over myself. I got a variety of different wing sauces/dipping sauces in an attempt 2 express myself. Kinda sucked when it dripped all over my Palestinian scarf, AmAppy hoodie, and my prepubescent chest hairs [via my Am Appy v-neck].
In the future, I'll bring a custom rib bib to where ever I eat. Each bib will always match my outfit. Just glad to know that it's alright 2 eat again. I want to find some classy rib bibs that might be convertible into Electro War armor. I h8 it when people try to stab me through the heart with electro Lightning bolts.
SRSLY tho...should I buy a rib bib/buy an AZN?
XX BONUS POSEY MC POSEPOSE XX
'hey yall. Just posin'! Don't mind me!'
s00 excited about winter. I remember in my post about Pea Coats, I blggd abt how winter gives you the opportunity 2 express urself in a way that u can't for 75% of the year. SRSLY though... not even sure what the thingies on this guy's sweater even are. Just know that they are phallic symbols (A.K.A. "peen-shaped symbols").
I hope this winter isn't too much about cryptic symbols on popular clothing items. I'm not sure if I'm ready to move beyond solids & stripes into a more abstract space. Just feel like those represent my personal brand really well without 'saying 2 much.'
SRSLY tho...what's on his sweater, yall?
Power Tools? Art Supplies? A makeup kit? Electric toothbrushes? Non-Crayola magic markers?
*********************
XX BONUS XX
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ARE LEGGINGS FOR PREGGERS PEOPLE?
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Fruity Loops (necklaces): Big in 2k10?
Or are trashbags+leggings the future of female fashion?
Yall. Don't u hate how the Earth is getting hotter and the ice caps are melting more water into the ocean? Wonder if Spring Break will even happen if the beaches are flooded. It's interesting how designers are meeting challenges of the future by providing ventilation within our clothing. Hopefully AmAppy/UrbOutfitties manages to integrate ventilation into their 2k10 fashion lines. It's gonna be 'hella hot' when 2k10 comes around. Defs gonna suck pretty hard, but I'm confident that our designer-saturated workforce will come in handy by then. Everything will work out, yall. Have a lil faith.
Is 'globy warmy' ruining everything, or 'helping us 2 think abt stuff with a critical mind? (kinda like a progressive high school history teacher)
BUT SRSLY
Are GOLD shoes for ass holes?
ARE GOLD SHOES FOR ASS HOLES?
[Img by EasyFashion]
It's kinda weird how AZNs are starting to get so image conscious. I wish we lived in a world where no1 cared about what n e 1 looked like. Maybe hijab fashion is the way to go. Maybe the Arab world is right, encouraging women to 'cover up' so no1 really thinks about 'bein sexie' or 'wearin keut clothes.'
It's getting so hard to have a unique personal brand. I'm willing to go to great lengths to fit in, but I don't know if I am dedicated enough to wear a pleather corset & get a progressive anime-haircut. :-(
Times r changing. Am I getting older? Do kids in suburbia wear corsets? All I ever wanted 2 do wuz 2 b authentic.
BUT SRSLY YALL...
Aren't yall glad that we get to live wirelessly? I would hate for my body not 2 have wireless capabilities.
[Photo by Facehunty]
I can't even imagine life before wireless internet when we had to be plugged into a wall, and it wasn't even that fast! But now I'm so spoiled. I am as free as my Mac Lappy. I can basically go n e where in the world, since there is a 3G wireless network of natural & social resources that allow me to 'disconnect from the machine.' Kind of reminds me of the move The Matrices starring Keanu Reeves, which I only watch because of the epic rave scene!
However, I was thinking of going 2 a thrift store to buy this retro iBook. What do yall think? Is it authentic to 'utilize retro technology'? 
Should I get GPS installed on my vespa?
WHO AM I and/or WHAT DO I BELIEVE IN?
Do u think they came out of the same electroAnimal's fanny pack womb?
These BlackBros kind of remind me of the Kute Japanese Girls trapped in the body of AZNs. I'm not sure if they are BLIPSTERS, or just 'dbags who wear too much progressive urban streetwear that just debuted in a popular urban blog yesterday.' They are in some sort of outfit that Kanye West will wear as the sun explodes and melts my American Appy outfit into my skin.
Sometimes I wonder how Kanye West stays 's00 innovative.' Maybe it's because he is lumped into a genre(hiphop) that has stayed the same for the past 40 years, s0 it's easier to be regarded as 'innovative' when ever 1 else sings about 'butts', 'thongs', 'the act of getting women pregnant' and 'cumming on tits.' But Kanye can still do that a little bit, but also throw in some 'deep social commentary' that is accessible to white people who drive midsized sedans.
Kanye West isn't a good rapper, producer, music video director, lyricist, designer, aesthetic replicator, coolhunting blogger, innovator, or 'quirky clothes wear-er.' Just sayin', yall. He is just another 'internet meme,' like the Radioheads or that pregnant downsyndrome vice president lady.
XX BONUS URKEL-CORE LIPSTER XX
"XXCUSE ME SIR! What do u have in that sillie autographed box of urs?'
-New York City Cops (they ain't 2 smart)
-Julian Casablancas & The Strokes
[Photos by The Facehunter]
Should I skip my psychology test this week to focus on blogging [LIVE] from Fashy Week? I read an article from a message board that said that NY Fashy Week had to hire an extra 50 people just to deal with turning down [press requests] from startup internet alternative magazines/blogs/partypixSites/newspapers/zines.
Official Fashion Week Flier
Fashion Week is important because it is where designers let us know what trends will be big in 2-10 years (for rich people). I wish American Appy could get a Fashion Week show, but I was watching 'the Devil Wears Prada', and I don't think those kinds of people like large-scale retail enterprises. :-(
Are yall excited about what fashions will be big in 2k14?
N e ways... I read on a STRIPESONLY blog that Stripes are going to be huge in 2k11.
In the future, all humans will have sillie horsey bags. Wish they had those when I was stuck with a boring Jansport backpack as a kid. :-( I h8 thinking about how limited my personal brand used 2 b.
[Photos by thefacehunter]
In the future, every1 will walk around with their arms crossed over their chest to show off their multitude of wrist accessories, particularly their DoucheBaggyLeatherBand & post-metaphorical rings.
In the future will every1 be a deviant twink? I'm scared, yall. :-(
Are yall going to fashion week, or are u just gonna wait for the Zaniest Fashions of the season to make their way to design/coolhunting/fashion/alt blogs on the internet?
<3 designers who are focused on creating internet memes to 'go viral' in 'the blogosphere' <3
'IN THE STREET FASHION BLOGOSPHERE, EVERY WEEK IS FASHION WEEK. FUCK MAINSTREAM FASHION--I AM RAW.'
-the Facehunter
The electro jungle is alive. I've seen so many alt creatures in trees lately. It's so sillie how when the electrojunglecreature matures into a fully-formed female, it develops a fanny pack pouch that will nourish a lil alt. I remember the previous creature had some neon spots to protect itself from electro-predators/poachers. I wonder how animalologists would classify this type of camouflage.
Have u ever been hunting in an electrojungle with electro war weapons, or are they too powerful for hunting animals?
XX BONUS FEATHER BREASTS XX
PRFCT ALT BRSTS?
[ElectroJungle Hunter]
Yall, we have already established that the American Appy 'shiny headband' is the calling card for female entry-level alts.
However, as females continue to search for meaning & authenticity, will they come up with new headband styles that show their dedication to 'being unique.' For example, this button headband is something that I never could have thought of that creates a personal brand that I couldn't have imagined in my wildest alternative dreams.
She has a really 'i'm gonna tug u' look to her, doesn't she? Is it g00d or bad when girls have 'that look in they eye.'
I haven't seen a headband that innovative since the double headband. Do u learn how to make stuff like this at the Project Runway University (New Jersey Campus)? I got autoaccepted there because they really liked a painting I did.
[PhotoFaceHunter]
Please Note: The People Pictured In This Post are from Iceland and do not represent reality.
Do I need to get a pair of puff pants now that summer is almost over? What's going to be big in Fall/Winter 2k8 and 2k9.1? The thing that sucks about fashion is that there is no stability. That's probably why we're in an economic recession--there is no stability when it comes to the clothes we buy. When we have 2 waste money just 2 feel cool for the next 3 months, it really hits our 'check book.'
Don't know much about economic theory since I am majoring in graphic studies design history with a minor in anthrosociological communications, but I know what I see and feel--and that is worth more than any economist in the world who doesn't even talk to people ever or get buzzed on the weekends.
XX BONUS TACO SHELL SKIRT XX
Do all women over 35 in Iceland turn into Bjork?
XX BONUS BONUS GAME OF HIDE AND SEEK XX 
I C U.
I'm a huge fan of AZNs, bowl cuts, sillie glasses, and Native American neon shirts purchased from thrift stores within Indian Reservations. Especially when they work in warehouses. Hopefully he gets vision insurance next year so he can update his glasses frames.
Modern Native American Fashion: Big in 2k19?
A lot of people say that HRO is a racist, but srsly tho...is it fair that Native Americans are basically auto-accepted to all universities? It sux cuz I took all honors and AP classes, but I got waitlisted at NYU/Harvard/Princeton/Parsons/all top 10 schools on my 'dream list', but a bunch of Native Americans who got bad grades got to go to Yale. s0 unfair. I played sports and was in jazz band and was a class officer, so they didn't appreciate my 'well roundedness.' Kinda lame.
[Photo by facehunter]
History of Indians/NattyAmericans in the United States
Basically, after the white men moved to America and wanted 2 move out West, there were a bunch of 'injuns'/Indians in the territories that we purchased. We had to kick out these savages, and make them walk a long way to the jail cell of Oklahoma. Eventually, America had to say 'oopsies..kinda sorrie yall' and gave each tribe their own plot of land. We even let them have casinos on the land now. If we had given them Casinos at the very beginning, things probably would have been fine.
(Sorry not a history major. Plz correct me.)
Do Euros/Australians know anything about Native Americans or do they have a similar group of people who they had to kick out to 'get society on the right track'? Plz feel free to post your country's history in the comments section of this weblog.
I used to be really into science, so I figured I should start blogging more about animals, cells, organisms, planets, Earth, the universe, STDs, AIDs, diabetes, 'getting fucked up' on a molecular level, Gorillas that have computer voice boxes, chemistry, physics, calculus and other stuff like that. 
What happens when ur natural habitat is an electro jungle? Your skin turns into neon camouflage. Ur feet adapt and form gellie paws. When u get pregnant, ur formative-lil-alt-babie starts to form in what looks like a quirky fanny pack. In order to avoid loud music during ur child's formative stages, u climb up into the trees to hide from electro jungle predators.
Be careful in electro jungles, yall. While most creatures are just 'lookin to have a good time, hear some good tunes, and dance', there are some legitimate predators that need 2 be feared.
WHERE THE ALT THINGS R
XX BONUS LOST CHARACTER FROM THE HIT FILM 'NAPPY DYNAMITE' XX
I saw her in the Uncut Critereon Collection Bonus Feature Director's Cut with Director & Actor Commentary.
[Photos from Facehunty]
[Facehunty]
I' wondering if postcard/personal picture necklaces are the next cassette tape necklaces. He looks like an earnest guy with a long-term girlfriend who wears a personal memory around his neck.
If I had to wear a postcard/personal picture, I would probably post one of my family.
(Interracial = 'inherently tolerant')
INTERGHEYCIAL
INTER-TIGER
INTER-ALTCIAL Relaish (A-Trak and Kid Sister)
HRO: A PLACE FOR TOLERANCE
'There's no such thing as colour.'
-Carles, the Hipster Runoffing
I'm sure yall have heard of the Ugly 'It' Girl named Ugly Betty. She's the star of a reality show on some Mainstream Television Network.
She dresses just like Agyness!
She partiez with Linz Lohan. (She is also tired of rumorz starting.)
Well I'm glad she got an alt-makeover! She looks sooo good now.
The short hair looks 'fierce' and she did a good job of keeping her quirky-authentic look with the new glasses frames. I also [HIGHLY REC] the skin lightening process for every1 who truly wants to look better. Kinda like Mike Jackson. But ya, she's AT LEAST 200% alt-er now.
Does n e 1 know where I can buy a puffy-sleeve shirt, hi-rise shants, and kute red shoes?
[Facehunter]
I love giving people makeovers. I think I want to go to the Project Runway University for Fashion, but I hear apartments in NYC are super expensive. Should I follow my dreams, or just go to a community college/state school and feel ashamed to be hanging around all of the mainstreamers I thought I was better than in HS?
[Leghunty]
I think it's really sweet that this QT is wearing her boyfriend's shirt and that she was proud enough to get streetfashionbloggedabout in it. I wonder if her BF would have been blggd about if he was the one wearing it. Based on the shirt size, he seems like a pretty big guy, so maybe not, since there aren't many fatties on street fashion blogs, and if they are, they are fat old men who look like the Penguin.
N e ways, her leggings are super kute.
I wonder if they are Lindsay Lohan(c)(TM) brand leggings. 
Here's a pic of Lindsay and some of her friends modeling the kute tights.
I think if I had to pick a pair, I'd buy the ones on the left because they have knee pads, and that means I could have doggie style sex in them without getting carpet burn.
Does any one know who invented leggings/tights/panty hose?
Was it American Apparel?
Or was it L'EGGS?
I'll never forget my first battle in the France Vs. Australia Electro War of 2k8. I was s0 nervous--felt kind of like my first high school dance b4 I got backed into a long-term relationship. I threw up the fruity drink I had ordered at Chili's to calm my nerves.
We were led by General Alton Livestrong (We just called him General Alt). He was a courageous man who had actually fought in the 'Operation Kill-the-Brownies Crusades' of 2002.
N e ways, I always thought he was kind of fruity since he had a big mop of hair was kind of curly, but he always made sure to have a 'dreamy, swoopy part' going over one of his eyes. He led us out to battle, kind of like they do in the film Braveheart, and he said he had been meaning to tell us something, and that he felt comfortable telling us because he knew we would love him no matter what--even if he participated in alternative lifestyle.
Anyways, he basically told us that he was a FGGT, but we already kind of knew because he listened to a lot of straightforward-entrylevel-faggy + obvious faggy electro that was popular 8 months ago. Also, we were all wearing our NEON FOOTSOLDIER gear, and he decided to dress like Coldplay/SigurRos/other FGGTs in bands. I guess he just wanted to make sure every1 knew he was 'an individual' or something. SRSLY though, who still wears colonial army uniforms?
Note: This is the camouflage featured on our uniforms (designed by Marc [via Marc Jacobs])
General Alt also painted his nails and wore fuzzy Livestrong bracelets.
N e ways, we lost the battle, and like s00 many people died on both sides. It was kind of sad, because when I killed a man, I realized that we had both illegally downloaded the new Ratatat album from the same zShare file.
I guess maybe we all are the same. I guess we should have put down our electro-lighting bolt daggers, and learned how to bond while listening to a remix of a Ladyhawke song, or something else that is meaningful, uplifting, and urgent.
[Photo by The Facehunter]
xx BONUS xx
Seen n e kute Human Mashups lately?
This Human Mashup combines Internet Banner Ad Artist Andy Warhol with Icelandic Weirdo Bjork.
Whether you are alt or mainstream, a soccer mom or a free spirited mom, a cool dad or a demanding dad...our global economy is in trouble and you are feeling it in your wallet. Manyof the problems stem from the fact that Arab druglords and warlords are in charge of the world's oil, but I did not study political science-y stuff in college. Sometimes I step back and think about how krazie it is that we need all of this black stuff from the ground 2 make our lives' easier...
With that being said, it's important to note that our global gas crunch has ruined things for this lil alt human accessory. As opposed to being driven to her Summer Enrichment Courses in a minivan with a DVD player, or a spacious Toyota Camry, she was forced to be chauffeured by her mom on a skateboard. You can see a bandage on her left leg which we can only assume was caused by an accident on the cobblestone roads of the netherworld in which she lives.
I think it is good for free-spirited mothers to express themselves, but I don't now how I feel about converting urself into a rickshaw to transport your kid.
Have yall ever been poor? Remember when Jewel lived in a van?
[Photo by The Face Huntbro]
I have a dream that one day every kid will have parents who are able to afford vintage conversion vans.
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Sleeve tat bro":
in 2002 my prom date wore all black with a white tie. remember the hives?
remember them opening up for the international noise conspiracy? i used to say t(i)nc was my favorite band, even though i didnt understand any of that communist stuff they would sing about.
Sooo edgy. So formal, yet so self-expressive. Hate to say u told us so, yall.
Remember when this song established itself as a 'go-to' song for video game/Xtreme sporting events/new edgy TV show commercials/FGGTs who drove Xterras & other gimmicky SUVs?
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsm2hSKkH7E&hl=en&fs=1]
"This is how much will sound for centuries to come. The Hives, The Strokes, The Vines, and The Sums are going to be here for a long, long time."
-a music critic in 1996
N e ways, I looove the black clothes+white tie gimmick. That's why it was great to find this cutie on the FACEHUNTER who integrated
How many anal beads can you fit into yourself?
How many anal beads can you fit around your neck?
What is a meme?
What is the difference between 'scene' and 'alt'?
Have u seen this commercial for the Facehuntie's Myspace TV Show?
Why did he buy a fake baby when you can buy a new real one for like $199 with $30 per month service plan?
Have you been watching the Facehunter show? I think the gimmick behind it is:
1) go to a city
2) have people talk about how diffffferent the scene in their country is, cuz it's creative, vibrant, & authentic
3) But at the same time, their scene is the same as anything that is cool in the rest of the world
4) Interact with alties who are dedicated to being the alt-iest alties in their alternative geographic location (who happen to be starting a new fashion/music/artistic venture)
5) Ask teenage Mexican girls if they would date Mark 'The Cobrasnake' Hunter, and watch the girls kreem their 3rd World AA leggings
What's ur fave part?
Do u think the Facehunter is dreamy? Would u tug him if he was studying abroad at your American liberal arts college? (that question is for boys & girls)
More facehunter video 'television' crap here
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&ChannelID=361939631
When AZNs are under the age of 5, there is an international law that requires them to have a unisex bowl cut. I appreciate this AZN dude's rebellion against the AZN Bowl Cut Accord after World War II.
I have a phobia of AZNs in cloaks with bowl cuts and big glasses. Does n e 1 know the scientific word for that?
__________phobia
I am a big fan of self-expression, which is why I love fashion, music, and other alt stuff so much. I am an ardent support of the arts (& crafts). I wonder if it's cooler to make a hat out of a rare, highly coveted vinyl, or if it's better to just use a crappy one, since there's a chance that you might scratch the record.
Would you prefer the 7 inch model or the 12 inch model of the 'Record Hat'? I am considering starting a company that makes hats and caps out of minidisc players, cassette tapes, and Microsoft Zunes.
This might be my favourite female summer look so far.
[Photo by FCHNTR]
Meet The Facehunter. He's more than just a street fashion blog. He's a real person (who dresses kind of like Willy Wonka).
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx1j8b0JnY0&hl=en]
Which do you think is a more difficult field: street fashion blogging or having your own party pix website?
Which is a more authentic field?
Which will get u on to more guest lists?
Which has a better chance of turning you into an alternative celebrity?
Which presents a better opportunity to create a sustainable revenue stream?
HE WILL HUNT UR FACE.
http://facehunter.blogspot.com/
I was looking at theFaceHunter again, and I noticed a post where two out of five people were wearing bow ties. If you apply standard methods of internet trend forecasting logic, you will realize that 40% of the world will be wearing bow ties within the next several months.
I really like what this dude did with the whole bow tie and polka dot collared shirt. While the rest of his aesthetic would have you thinking that he usually wears a MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE shirt from Hot Topic, he really switched it up, and pulls off the clown-core look that I saw on Project Top Runway Model.
What's more obnoxious: The skinny tie or the bow tie?
BONUS FACEHUNTER BOWTIE COVERAGE
(Editor's Note: If you did not find this post to be entertaining or insightful, please re-read it imagining that the bowtie dudes are naked except for bow ties, and delivering a monologue that includes the lines, "I just want a tug job. I just want to be loved.")
