HIPSTER RUNOFF

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I was dreading our family vacation to Las Vegas, but then we ended up staying at this really kewl hotel. It was called 'MGM Studios' and there were a lot of young people who u could really relate 2 there. We all just love listening to hiphop, 'laying out', and drinking fruity drinks/domestic beers. The highlight of the trip had to be running into famous person LINDSAY LOHAN at the pool.

I tried to take my pic was her, but she was being 'a total cunt', so we just got into a lil pool behind her, and snapped her pix. Definitely uploaded that shit to FB. So many ppl are gonna comment.

Here's a picture of me taking a picture of Lindsay with my digicam. Think she is posing to say that she 'sucked off' MJ or something.

I don't understand why Lindsay wouldn't want to hang out with me, even though I dress like her, except + 30 lbs. I feel like we'd both have a lot in common, and we could really party together. Don't understand why she didn't want to talk to me, but then some weirdo looking 'homeless hipster' guy comes along and she acts like they are bffs.

N e ways...trip 2 Vegas was amazing, yall. Went to a lot of cool clubs, hooked up with 2 guys, had a 4some with my sister + 2 guys, and even ran into Lindz Lohan+took several pictures of her using the digital zoom on my digicam.

Even titled my facebook photo album 'what happens in Vegas...'

Feeling sad now that I know 'The Real Lady GaGa.' I used to consider her to be one of the most authentic artists in the pop culture landscape since Kanye West, but now it's like I won't be able to look at her the same ever again. Like I found out a secret that ruined the essence of life. Has this ever happened 2 yall [via Santa Claus / Tooth Fairy / Easter Bro / Jesus]?

Can't believe I have seen 'the real lady gaga' and I am feeling more emotions than just a snarky blogger 'calling her ugly.' Legitimately feel vulnerable right now, like the time my parents sat my family down and told us that they were getting divorced. Feel like 'my whole fucking world has changed.'

I think I used to like her so much cuz of her sex appeal. When I saw her, I thought about 'making love' to her in some sort of artistic/conceptual way. But now it seems like she just wants 'mainstream bro cock' like most girls.

Feel sad when alternative girls end up dating mainstream bros, and then u discover that their pursuit of art/altdom/other sillie ideals were just a gimmick to cope with 'not being able to attract a mainstream bro.' Feel like deep down, girls with alternative boyfriends 'feel like they are settling' some how.

Feel like maybe deep down we're all the same. Maybe that's what we're supposed to learn from Lady Gaga.

We all want to express ourselves'.
We all want to be 'famous' but sort of 'transcend' fame, and let the world know that we 'get' life even though s0 many ppl know who we are.
We all want a mainstream significant other who is 'desired by many ppl.'
We all just want to go to a beach, get followed by paparazzi, and feel 'famous.'
We all want our penis head/clitoris to get 'insanely aroused.'
We all want to find a way to make mainstream = alt, and appeal 2 a mass audience.

Wonder what it's like to be a bro who 'knew some1 famous' when u thought they were just 'retarded' and were going to 'get crushed' by the real world. Don't know how I would feel if some1 in my life 'made it' and was 'successful' in a way that made them famous/successful/relevant/insanely rich. Feel more comfortable knowing that we all 'have to live a shitty life' and feeling like no1 who has appeared in my life has found any kind of happiness, nor are they capable of being 'more self-aware' than me.

In a way, we're all kinda 'wearing a mask.' In a way, we all sorta want 2 construct a version of ourselves' who people like, but we also want a 'chill version of ourselves', reserved only for truly authentically chill bros. Maybe that's what the Lady Gaga Jersey broad is doing. Wonder if that bro knows 'the real gaga.' Wonder if he gets vulnerable with her or something then 'slides it in' and she is attached 2 him 4evr. Feel jealous.

Who is the real U?

Previous Lady Gaga Coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/05/hipster-runoffs-burning-questions-is-lady-gaga-fucking-retarded-srsly-is-there-something-mentally-wrong-with-lady-gaga.html

Sometimes I wonder what I'd do if I met one of the most important alt celebrities of all time. I saw this picture of James "Jimmy" "DFAbro" Murphy with some bro taking a pic of him with his krappie digicam, and it made me think about what I'd do if I had the opportunity to shake the hand of one of me heros.

Photo by thecobrasnake

What would u do if u met James Murphy?????
a) shake his hand, and make a statement that proves u r 'a true fan'
b) make a joke that involves a lyric of a popular LCD Soundsystem song--'bro. just wanna be some1 great and not North American scum with all my friends daft punk is gonna play at my house.'
c) take out ur iPhone/shittie digicam and ask to take a picture with him
d) ask him to sign ur iPod
e) tell him that he means a lot 2 the history of electro, modern disco, and transcendental-bloghouse
f) hand him the demo from ur band so that u can get signed 2 DFA
g) write down ur band's myspace page
h) try to 'pick him up' kinda like that 1 SNL skit where Ben Stiller 'picks up' Glen Frey as played by Will Ferrell
i) tell him that ur in film school, and tell him that u made a short film using some of his music, and encourage him 2 search 4 it on youtube
j) Tell him that u connected with the song 'New York I love u, but ur bringing me down' and it inspired u to move away from NYC
k) Ask him if he has heard 'Justice'
l) Ask him if he wants to chill, cuz u know a place with good authentic Mexican food/late night snacks
m) Just try to be a bro
n) Choose.Your.Own.Response

Sometimes I wonder how 2 handle myself in front of people who are incredibly relevant. Do they exist in the same world as we do? I feel very 'normal' and I think the world would be different if I had made some huge contribution to alternative society.

Do u think part of being a 'modern fan' means feeling entitled to broship with ur alternative role models? Feel like I can really connect with my fave artists and personalities these days, especially bc of twitter. Just feel s00 close 2 famous ppl now.