Still searching for my ’summer look.’ I know that fanny packs have been something ‘ironic’ to mention since the beginning of time. But srsly yall…I think that fanny packs are actually really functional now that I have finished my design school curriculum. I was fortunate enough to major in Product Design & Engineering, and had a class taught by the guy who designed the first generation iPod Shuffle.

I feel like soon, ppl will want to carry ‘less belongings’ than ever. All u really need is ur debit card and ur smartphone. We will soon eliminate pockets, and either have specially designed pouches for specific items, or perhaps some sort of ‘camelbak’ that you can fill with the beverage of ur choice.

I’m not very creative, but I do come up with good ideas sometimes. Sorta wish that bars would sell pre-loaded camelbaks full of beer / well drinks / sparks / etc. Feel like it would make business more efficient, and decrease ‘foot traffic’ within the bar, allowing people to enjoy themselves’ even more. U could even encourage people to ‘bring in their own huge container.’ Might just use a camelpak because I am worried about dehydrating in the summer sun.

Yall… I’m just looking for a better way to live–and I think the best way to improve your life is to bring as many ‘kick ass products’ as possible into your life. I don’t really understand why ‘we were put on this Earth’, but I do know that u can do whatever is in ur power to make urself look kewl/have a ‘functional wardrobe.’

might buy an iPhone 4.0

Previous Fanny Pack Coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/tag/fanny-packs

Do yall think he is a bro or an alt? Or an ‘altbro’? Or a tween interpretation of an altbro?

Please justify yalls answer in order to receive a free mix CD from Carles
For example:
“he is a bro because he has too many muscles and looks like he is an alpha bro in high school.”
or
“he is an alt bc he has on a zany hat, and created a lookbook account. He also has a fanny pack.”

What do yall think?

Previous HRO Games
[Blipstaz or FGGTs?]
[AltBro or AltBag]

[Photo by the Preggers Goldfish]

Yall. Because of Universal Warming, the sun is getting brighter/hotter. Eventually, the sun will be able to burn through our corneas and possibly our retinas. This means that we are going to have to wear more Protective Technologies, like Shutter Shades, blind people glasses, and flickr blockrs. In an effort to reduce time spent out during daylight hours, men and women will be forced to dress in black & wear humble loafers. We will carry fannypacks that aren’t strapped around our fannies full of nourishment & emergency medical supplies.

Are yall scared of the future?

Here is a diagram of the human eye for readers who obtained education which focused in the Arts & Humanities (instead of Math & Science).

Guys, we have to make sure that we don’t lose our vision. If we can’t look at computer screens/the way other people look, then how are we going to construct ourselves? Would h8 to have to listen to the radio to consume all of my information. And we wouldn’t have the opportunity to ‘get’ funnie viral videos/sillie internet pix of cats that want veggieburgers.

Should I buy these functional shuttershades to protect my eyesight?

[Photo by Domestic Fine Arts]

Or should I become a welding masked DJ?