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I Am Carles Returns with LIMITED EDISH VALENTINE'S DAY shirt. (4 comments) |
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Alexis Krauss shows off her BANGIN BOD in GQ Magazine. She truly is 'Sexi Lexi.' (9 comments) |
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LANAMANIA hits Los Angeles, frenzied fans begin sobbing in Lana Del Rey's presence (35 comments) |
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Tyler the Creator spotted bronoodling with 'this nigga' Kanye West. Are Big Thangs Poppin? (7 comments) |
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Pitchfork cyberbullies & slutshames Best Coast, calls her an 'inauthentic two-timing sell out panderer' (12 comments) |
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GRAPHIC PHOTO: Cults lead singer Brian Oblivion suffers severe 3rd degree burns to face (4 comments) |
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Introducing PRAYER WATCH 2K12 A CandleLight Vigil 4 Carles #pray4carles (24 comments) |
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"BUZZ BANDS" was a category on Jeopardy. Have BUZZ BANDS crossed over 2 the mnstrm? (14 comments) |
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Was M.I.A.'s Super Bowl flip off the first shameless slutwave marketing act in the post-LDR era? (27 comments) |
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Skrillex spotted bronoodling with nostalgic human meme Mr. Belding in relevant VIP section (4 comments) |
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Vampire Weekend was the HUGE indie winner of the Super Bowl commercial war (6 comments) |
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Lana Del Rey wears baseball cap, looks TOTALLY EFFING keut (7 comments) |
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Lance Armstrong supports Bon Iver against Carles & other anonymous cowards (33 comments) |
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Lana Del Rey sells MAD albums, is officially RICH, FAMOUS, and SUCCESSFUL (11 comments) |
Yall. I remember the days when I would totally 'get a hard on' when I saw a girl wearing Am Appy. Whether it was a pair of leggings, a 'deep ass' v-neck, a pair of briefs on a lezbo core broad, or even just a bright coloured t-shirt, I always thought a girl who was wearing Am Appy was just as hot as one of the Am Appy models.
Feel like I'm growing up and valuing different things about a woman. Have yall ever made a new wardrobe out of nontraditional items, like 'wearing duct tape 2 prom' or something zany like that? Have yall ever made a body-suit from the skin of fat women?
Not sure if I'm even gonna wear Am Appy n e more. Might just start wearing the Am Appy bag. Need to brand myself better with Helvetty + something that showcases my body.
All I want 2 do
is live in 1 of the cities on the Am Appy bag
Settle down
Start a family
Be the person I want 2 be
and grow old without feeling old
Getting more meaningful with each passing day
Kinda sad. Not even sure what I think it 'hot' any more.
Might just start looking at 'a ton of porn'
because it's good 2 know that some girls 'just want 2 get pounded'
and only consider themselves' to be 'lil fuck holes'
What do u look 4 in a woman?
some1 who looks like Jessica Alba?
I was reading my local newspaper, the Independent, and I saw a section with fashion tips from one of my favourite female vocalists of the post-Feist musicsphere. Here are a series of quotes that help us understand why Alice Glass is s000 sexie.
[Photo by HalfAlive]
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On why she didn't get a breast augmentation & keep her hair blonde:
I'm feminine: I'm wearing a skirt, I own a bra. I think that whole big blonde look has been taken over by transsexuals now. I'm a natural blonde, but that blonde hair, big tits idea of what men want, it's now really unfeminine.
On her keut haircut which she has had 4 a long tyme
I've had my hair like this since I was 13. Before that, it was much shorter. I had a Chelsea, which is bangs [a fringe] and then the rest is shaved off.
On wearing little boys clothing...
My top is from a sports store in Dalston. It's a sweater for little boys
On coming out of her mother's womb with a pre-established personal brand:
I must have come out of the womb wearing Converse.I just wear them until they rip and become sandals. I like the white ones when they get that awesome brown shade.
On the dangers of playing to crowds of entrylevel alts:
I can't take anything valuable on tour; kids jump on stage and steal my stuff.
On what happens 2 u if u never have a real job:
My make-up routine involves putting a bunch of black stuff on my eyes. I've worn lipstick before, but I'm not big into it. I don't really care or think about how I look. I wouldn't wear something I didn't like, but I've never had a real job so no one's ever told me how to dress.
[Read more personal Alice quotes]
I feel kloser 2 her now, since I understand where she is coming from. It's kind of like when u r dating some1, then 1 night u just have an 'amazing conversation' where u get vulnerable with them, find out about their childhood, and learn to understand & value them on a totesally deep level.
'I need u s0 much closer'
-death cab for Crystie Cutesle
R u going 2 Coachella?
What r u gonna wear?
How can u stay fashionable AND comfortable?
MTV's hit reality star and Coachella veteran Whitney Port has some KILLER tips that can help u have fun in the sun, look good bb, and get ur Coachella on! Last year she did the same thing, so I guess maybe she is a sponsored Coachelly ambassador or something.
Here are some rlly helpful Coachelly (and music festival fashion tips):
Tip #1: COMFORTABLE SHOES: "Go with Converse or flats. Boots can be cute, but you'll end up with pretty embarrassing tan lines and they can often get a bit hot."
I am worried that my fave shoes are gonna get too muddy... Maybe I will just wear some crocs.... Or maybe some Shape Ups...
Tip #2: COMFY SUNGLASSES: "Ones that actually shield the sun and that you're not constantly worrying about falling off. It's also not a bad idea to bring a cheap $10 pair that you wouldn't be too heartbroken about losing."
I always lose my sunglasses, my car keys, and my baggy of morning after pills. So embarrassing 2 go to Coachella Lost and Found :-(
Tip #3:
STATEMENT NAILS: "Getting my nails done since I'm leaving tomorrow for Coachella and I need to get something crazy!"
I really need to get some 'prison knife shank' style nails so I can claw my way to the front of every relevant set possible. Do u ever go to a local AZN who glues fake nails on ur cuticles?
FAKE TIP: Purchase the Forever 21 Coachella tank top.
You know the old saying... "The only meaningful alt experience is a branded experience..."
R u pumped 4 Coachella?
What r u gonna wear?
Is Whitney Port totally a Coachella pro?
R u gonna run in2 tons of celebs trying 2 be alt at Coachella?
Which of her tips do u agree with/disagree with?
R u gonna stay at home, dress up in 'coachella fashion' and just watch the livestream?
Coachella is a music festival held in Southern California that turns into a gathering of the world's most relevant buzzbands, artists, designers, celebrities, and internet personalities.
Whenever I feel like 'reinventing my space' with kewl, Swedish designs at a low cost, I will rent a UHAUL, drive out to suburbia, and 'reinvent my space' by purchasing $1000-$5000 worth of impulse-bought furniture that doesn't really match at IKEA. At first, I will feel 'like a brand new person' since I think my life will be way better with tons of low cost desks and coffee tables and 'knick-knacks', but then I realize that I have to assemble it all, and that it all looks kinda tacky.
N e ways, some 'alt skanks' made bikinis out of IKEA bags. This seems kinda 'alt' but at the same time, kinda 'suburban stream.' Might be more alt to make bikinis out of Bed Bath and Beyond coupons.
Not sure if this is 'fashion design' or just a 'crappy arts and crafts project.'
R u turned on by some IKEA titties?
Will we find the perfect alternative breasts nestled within an IKEA bag?
Are 'tankinis' an effective swimsuit solution for 'pleasantly plump' women or should they go with the retro NBA jersey + sports bra/huge ass baggy shirt? Do u think IKEA would design tankinis if they produced swimsuits?
Do u wish u could go 2 a conceptual strip club and get a lap dance from a 'high class alt stripper' who had a banging body, but also 'understood fundamental design principles'?
Do women who 'are trying 2 hard to express themselves' end up making 'sexi'/'shitty' arts and crafts projects?
Will u make summer bikinis out of IKEA bags?
Will u choose a different retailer like Am Appy or Abercrombies and Fetch?
Do u support women + 'the arts'?
Do u like metaphors about retail identity + consumerism?
Is IKEA a 'good product' or is everything that they make 'tacky shit'?
Is IKEA 'the over-branded WALMART' of furniture + home appliance stores?
What do u own from IKEA?
Do u wish u could purchase an alt girl in a bikini from IKEA?
Do u think these alternative entrepreneurs will make 'tons of blog money' from their Etsy store?
R u hornie, or do conceptual women showing off their bodies 'make ur peen go limp'?
