HIPSTER RUNOFF

Photos via Easy Fashion

I was just looking at some fashion blogs about a fashion week somewhere in some fashionable city, and I noticed this new 'fashion trend' that is possibly authentic, but also possibly just trying to be some sort of zany internet fashion meme. I sorta feel like huge heads are the future of fashion. Like, this is supposed to represent some sort of drive for knowledge + information until our heads swell up.  Also might be possible that we are evolving into 'super humans', and our heads must expand so we can embed computers in our body.

I am very inspired by the fashion of Walter Van Beirendonck, who will probably be known better as 'the bro who designed huge hats + heads.'

Sorta wish I could go to a fashion show that was clearly attempting to be 'all zany.'

I feel like the designer bro must be inspired by the cranial structure of aliens.

Must be some sort of commentary on how our information economy + concept of 'me' has evolved so much. Like swollen heads.  Maybe commentary on tween culture, and the concept of 'me'/'ego.'

Wonder if I could be a horse jockey if I had a 'huge head' of if that would weigh down my horse.   There are probably downsides to our evolution into huge-headed creatures.

I feel like the era of earbuds is over. We are headed back towards 'huge ass' headphones/earmuffs/head accessories.  Also might carry a lil machine gun in our jogging pants.

Kinda cold. Have 2 keep ears warm (possibly jam to a new mp3 downloaded from the formerly alt hypingmachine mp3 search engine).

Need some huge head accessories + a belt that is 'fly.'

(honestly might buy some of these progressive cargo pants if Old Navy releases a similar style in 2k15.)

Honestly confused. Do yall think this is a trend or some sort of commentary on society/humanity/evolution/information?

Hope I can commission one of these huge head+hat combo deals in a 'lil douchebag faux military hat.'

What kinda hat would u get?
Zissou red beanie?
Barry Bonds post-steroids enlarged head + baseball helmet?

Feeling hopeless. Untrendy. Might just 'melt my face' like the broad from the Knife. (This may or may not be a global warming metaphor.)

Will probably just 'stick my head in the oven' and see if I can implement the new melty face trend/off myself.

[photo by thecobrasnake]
Yall I hope that this is the future of fashion 4 women. I know that most Americans don't realize that 'less is more', but I feel like the world would be a better place if we all learned how to be 'authentic minimalists' instead of 'consumer minimalists.' I just feel like a lot of people pay a lot of money to achieve the 'minimalist aesthetic' when it doesn't have 2 be that way. Minimalism can be as simple as putting tape/bandaids/hearts over your nips, or even just wrapping a screen around ur body.

N e ways.. I guess I'm just trying to say that we're lucky that high end fashion shows have a 'NO ALTBROS ALLOWED' rule so that no1 was taken to jail for 'trying to tug one out' in the second row. (Guilty as charged, yall!)

I've never been to an authentic fashion show during a Major Metropolitan Area's Fashion Week, but they seem like a real circus!

[photo via every blog on the internet]

"Sasha Barry Cohey taught me how to ROTFLMAO again."
-a fan of progressive comedy in the RealityTV era

miss u Tom Green-era comedy. :-(

Should I skip my psychology test this week to focus on blogging [LIVE] from Fashy Week? I read an article from a message board that said that NY Fashy Week had to hire an extra 50 people just to deal with turning down [press requests] from startup internet alternative magazines/blogs/partypixSites/newspapers/zines.

Official Fashion Week Flier

Fashion Week is important because it is where designers let us know what trends will be big in 2-10 years (for rich people). I wish American Appy could get a Fashion Week show, but I was watching 'the Devil Wears Prada', and I don't think those kinds of people like large-scale retail enterprises. :-(

Are yall excited about what fashions will be big in 2k14?

N e ways... I read on a STRIPESONLY blog that Stripes are going to be huge in 2k11.

In the future, all humans will have sillie horsey bags. Wish they had those when I was stuck with a boring Jansport backpack as a kid. :-( I h8 thinking about how limited my personal brand used 2 b.

[Photos by thefacehunter]

In the future, every1 will walk around with their arms crossed over their chest to show off their multitude of wrist accessories, particularly their DoucheBaggyLeatherBand & post-metaphorical rings.

In the future will every1 be a deviant twink? I'm scared, yall. :-(

[Photo by AltaMiraNYC]

Are yall going to fashion week, or are u just gonna wait for the Zaniest Fashions of the season to make their way to design/coolhunting/fashion/alt blogs on the internet?

<3 designers who are focused on creating internet memes to 'go viral' in 'the blogosphere' <3

'IN THE STREET FASHION BLOGOSPHERE, EVERY WEEK IS FASHION WEEK. FUCK MAINSTREAM FASHION--I AM RAW.'
-the Facehunter