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[Photo by Last Night's Party]
When I have a child
I will raise him 'right'
and make sure he/she
gets only the best
Organic foods
Progressive Private Education
Summer art courses
Team sports
Necessary technology
No television
Plenty of 'books'/printed out pages of wikipedia
Drug prevention education
Lots of physical affection
and verbal reinforcement
My wife will put the baby
upon her teet
and tell her about her life
and her mistakes
and the history of the modern world
The baby will grow old
and go away to design school
And find himself/herself
Fall in love
Accidentally make a new child too soon
and the circle of life will continue
The baby
must be nourished
from a teet
which spouts
top shelf vodka
(This is a metaphor)
