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I hate my free-spirited festival-attending mum. :-(

My free-spirited mum took me to Glastonbury Music Festival to see a black man rapper guy sing Oasis’ “Wonderwall.” It wasn’t that good. A little bit gimmicky in an ‘i am a rapper who luvz attention and has no concept of what an internet meme is so I will continue doing [...]

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The World According to HRO Commenters

In a post earlier today about the FestivalBro, cmmntrs declared as fact that 78% of Festival bros are from Oregon, and 22% are from Colorado.
Do u agree with these numbers?Has a state been under or over represented?Why are Oregon and Colorado breeding grounds for FestivalBros?If you were a senator, what sort of legislation would you [...]

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I am the FestivalBro

I am the Festival Bro. I am free.I lost my virginity in a Toyota Tercelin a field behind a rave when I was 14.I am riding my self-concept from 6th gradewhen I had the highest reading level in the class(before substance abuse changed my life)
I am the Festival Bro. I am free.My hair unwashed, [...]

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