HIPSTER RUNOFF

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post more fggts!

Okay. Srry. Here's some ffggtts...

SRSLY THO... WHAT PLANET ARE THEY FROM??!
Did they all come out of the same synthetic womb?
How did they come up with so many different personal brands???!

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Don't u h8 it when u can't classify some1? h8 confusing Personal Brands :-(

[img by EastFashion]
Is this bro
a) from the future
b) an electro war soldier
c) just plain EuroTrash
d) an athlete in an Xtreme Sports league
e) an extra in the film '2Fast, 2 Furious: XXX'
f) a scuba diver who rides underwater motorcycles
g) a participant in a race around the world where you can only use stuff that u can keep in your cargo pants
h) a backup dancer for Linkin Park
i) 'just a fggt'
j) Choose.Your.Own.Response

I'll never forget my first battle in the France Vs. Australia Electro War of 2k8. I was s0 nervous--felt kind of like my first high school dance b4 I got backed into a long-term relationship. I threw up the fruity drink I had ordered at Chili's to calm my nerves.

We were led by General Alton Livestrong (We just called him General Alt). He was a courageous man who had actually fought in the 'Operation Kill-the-Brownies Crusades' of 2002.

N e ways, I always thought he was kind of fruity since he had a big mop of hair was kind of curly, but he always made sure to have a 'dreamy, swoopy part' going over one of his eyes. He led us out to battle, kind of like they do in the film Braveheart, and he said he had been meaning to tell us something, and that he felt comfortable telling us because he knew we would love him no matter what--even if he participated in alternative lifestyle.

Anyways, he basically told us that he was a FGGT, but we already kind of knew because he listened to a lot of straightforward-entrylevel-faggy + obvious faggy electro that was popular 8 months ago. Also, we were all wearing our NEON FOOTSOLDIER gear, and he decided to dress like Coldplay/SigurRos/other FGGTs in bands. I guess he just wanted to make sure every1 knew he was 'an individual' or something. SRSLY though, who still wears colonial army uniforms?

Note: This is the camouflage featured on our uniforms (designed by Marc [via Marc Jacobs])

General Alt also painted his nails and wore fuzzy Livestrong bracelets.

N e ways, we lost the battle, and like s00 many people died on both sides. It was kind of sad, because when I killed a man, I realized that we had both illegally downloaded the new Ratatat album from the same zShare file.

I guess maybe we all are the same. I guess we should have put down our electro-lighting bolt daggers, and learned how to bond while listening to a remix of a Ladyhawke song, or something else that is meaningful, uplifting, and urgent.

[Photo by The Facehunter]

xx BONUS xx
Seen n e kute Human Mashups lately?

This Human Mashup combines Internet Banner Ad Artist Andy Warhol with Icelandic Weirdo Bjork.

DOES N E 1 KNOW WHAT COLDPLAY'S NEW GIMMICK IS? Why are the dressing like colourful FGGTs who are in an army of cool-homo-FGGT-dads?

What's the deal with their song 'Viva La Vida'? I feel like it's a song that people would cream their pants over if the Arcade Fire sang it, but instead, people will say 'it doesn't sound enuff like CLOCKS, which I played on the piano at my high school talent show.'

Who IS the next U2?