HIPSTER RUNOFF

[photo by Easy Fashion]
Yall might remember the Forever Young Alt:

Forever Young Alts never age. They never appear to get older. They don’t appear to have a definite gender.
You can’t tell how old ForeverYoungAlts are. He or she might be an 11 year old whose parents make too much money and let them go on an alt-shopping spree, or possibly a 52 year old who worked in graphic design before Adobe even existed.

Yall might also remember the Androgynalt:

Androgynalts, also know as ‘unisex alts’ are a rare breed of alt with a gifted body type, hair texture, facial structure, and personal brand.

This pictured person is a mix of both of these concepts. Part of u starts 2 wonder 'how young is that bro/broad?' but then u also kinda have 2 ask urself 'Is that a bro or a girl or a halfie?' Kinda weird how people want to look so young these days. I remember back in the 19_0s, people used to think that 'getting old' was sexy, because you became 'wiser.' These days, I don't think our society values 'how much knowledge about life' u have [via wisdom] because old people don't even know how young people live. They don't even know how 2 google--why should we respect people who are so inefficient? Makes me feel like the world that old people lived in was a 'stupid world' filled with 'stupid, slow, boring people.'

Don't know what I would do if I lived 'before the internet' but we have to remember that ForeverYoungAlts are a good representation of our inherent desire to 'stay current' and 'youthful' and 'vibrant' and 'forever young.' Just want 2 be connected 2 the world/memes/news/celeb gossip and stay 'more in the know' from the most authentic sources [via social media]. Can't be friends with people who still 'read the newspaper.'

Even if I physically age, will I be able 2 'stay young/connected', or will I eventually 'lose interest' in the things I once valued, and focus on raising my kids/getting 'fat' and 'disgruntled' with my life/the world around me.

Should I spend 2k9 trying to figure out how 2 stay 'forever young'?
Does n e 1 know what type of liquid is contained in the AltFountainOfYouth?

How old is this alt: 12 years old or 52 years old?

Forever Young Alts never age. They never appear to get older. They don't appear to have a definite gender.

You can't tell how old ForeverYoungAlts are. He or she might be an 11 year old whose parents make too much money and let them go on an alt-shopping spree, or possibly a 52 year old who worked in graphic design before Adobe even existed.

Forever Young Alts (4.E.Y.A.) might be into relevant stuff, or they might be into retro stuff. They also might be into what Gen Xers thought was cool in the 1990s (purgatory interests).
In addition, you can't tell where Forever Young Alts are from. This person might be from suburban Ohio (visiting NYC with a church group) or it might be from 1970s Liverpool. It might even be from some sort of spaceship that dropped off ambiguously gendered beings.

In addition, you can't tell if Forever Young Alts are 'masculine little girls' or 'feminine little boys.'

Forever Young alts have strict diets that keep them from aging. They sleep in hyperbaric chambers with built in iPod touch controls/mp3 player functionality.

Have u seen n e Forever Young Alts walking the streets lately? How do you find out information about them? Communicating with a 4.E.Y.A. can be difficult because you don't really know where/when they are from or what they are into.

[Photo by AltaMiraNyc]

They don't make meaningful cinema like they used to :-(