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Gay Indie Piano Man Rufus Wainwright has a child, becomes gay indie father


Rufus Wainwright is some homosexual indie singer who used to be buzzworthy in the 1990s, but I am not really sure if he is even still relevant. Anyways, he is gay, and he is now the father 2 a baby with his homosexual lover Jorn Weisbrodt. I guess that's chill. Kinda weird living in our modern world where gay ppl can have babies, but after the hit film MILK, anything can happen.

Darling daughter Viva Katherine Wainwright Cohen was born on February 2, 2011 in Los Angeles, California to proud parents Lorca Cohen, Rufus Wainwright and Deputy Dad Jorn Weisbrodt. The little angel is evidently healthy, presumably happy and certainly very very beautiful.

Daddy #1 would like to offer everyone a digital cigar and welcome the little lady in with a French phrase from his favorite folk song, A La Claire Fontaine : "Il y a longtemps que je t'aime, jamais je ne t'oublierai."

CORRECTION: In many of the articles announcing the birth of Viva Katherine Wainwright Cohen, Lorca Cohen is characterized as "the surrogate." Of course, she is no such thing. She did not carry the child for someone else. Lorca Cohen is the mother of the baby and Rufus Wainwright is the father.

I don't think any1 really cares, but I guess it was chill of him to have a baby to 'get his name back out there.' I am not sure how gay ppl can have babies, but I remember there was that pregnant man that 1 time, so I guess u could ask him.

Is Rufus Wainwright 'indie' or a 'failed mainstream' artist?
Did Duncan Sheik have a better career than Rufus Wainwright?
Did Rufus Wainwright inspire the current crop of homosexual indie stars?
Which openly gay indie alt celeb will be the next one 2 carry a child?

Bloc Party lead singer officially 'comes out' to BUTT Magazine


BUTT Magazine is a popular magazine within the homosexual alt community. Lead singer of Bloc Party, Kele Okereke, recently 'came out' to BUTT. This means he is officially confirmed as a homosexual.  Even though sexual preference is a personal / heredity outcome, when ur kinda famous, people put 'heat on u' to be honest /represent 'the movement.'

I feel 'relieved' that he came out after reading about the clash of his upbringing vs. 'being his true self':

“My parents are super-Catholic and they come from a culture in Nigeria where there weren’t any visible gay people who were out and were happy.

"My parents are getting older and I didn’t like the idea that they could possibly die without knowing something that is a big part of my life. It’s not easy. But I know that they love me and I love them.”

“This interview is actually an important step in my relationship with my parents. The reason I’m doing it is whenever I go out, I’m always stopped by young, gay kids who say it’s really refreshing and encouraging to see someone like me being out in a relatively mainstream band.

"If I’d have had someone saying it’s okay to be you when I was a teenager, I’d probably be a very different person. That is why I’m doing this now, after years of not doing it. It’s good to show that gays come in all shapes and sizes.”

The BUTT Magazine feature also features nude pictures of Kele's butt in the shower. He 'tells all' about some of his sexual exploits.  Probably stories about crazy hot alt twinks all across the world. Because of this soft porn / edgy content, alt gays are allegedly really into BUTT Mag.

Is 'coming out' a healthy experience?
Should all gay alt celebs be required to come out, or will it make us listen 2 their music differently?
Is this the most 'high profile' coming out of an alt celeb since Rostam Batmanglij / Edward Droste, or should he have given the [exclusive] to the Advocate?
Have yall ever pleasured urself to BUTT Magazine, or just the American Apparel's best bottom contest?

Vampire Weekend keyboardist ‘comes out’, becomes part of Alt Celeb Power Gay Mafia


Vampire Weekend keyboardist Rostam Batmanglij has confirmed to to Out magazine that he is a homosexual, also known as 'gay' to the Middle America. While modern indie and alt music fans are 'supportive' of homosexuals, extreme conspiracy theorists wonder if he is not actually a homosexual, but was forced by his PR Agent to 'come out' to generate press after Vampire Weekend's #1 hit album Contra. Rostam also launched a 'tumblr blog' of his life.

Rostam joins Edward Droste and Owen Pallett as two of the most influential 'power gay' alternative celebrities.

Kele Okereke of Bloc Party is also a confirmed homosexual.

In addition, both members of the XX, Romy Madley Croft & Oliver "Ollie" Sim are rumored to be 'openly homosexual' but don't 'use it' as a PR tool [via being 'all about the music'].

wonder if the XX wants to be 'power gays'

Will the gay indie mafia 'take over' the alt scene in the 2k10 decade?
Are alt music websites 'pissed' that they didn't get the 'outing' cover story?

Was Lance Bass the ultimate 'outing' in the history of the world?

Is Vampy Weekend gonna be 'too gay' 4 yall now?

R u supportive of indie celebs 'coming out'?
Are indie/alt websites allowed to talk about the sexuality of artists, or will they just make a 'generic' supportive statement in order to stay in the 'good graces' of Vampy Weekend?
Worried that alt celeb sexual gossip might be 'stooping too low', but important to 'get in on the meme' 4 the sake of the fan.

Who is cuter, Rostam or David Archuletta?

Who else is on yalls indie gaydar?