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Lance Armstrong supports Bon Iver against Carles & other anonymous cowards (33 comments) |
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Lana Del Rey sells MAD albums, is officially RICH, FAMOUS, and SUCCESSFUL (11 comments) |
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Bon Iver Vs. Carles: Who stands in solidarity with the Corrupt Indie Machine? (5 comments) |
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Did u see Madonna's wardrobe malfunction pussy lip slip at the Super Bowl? (125 comments) |
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Skrillex spotted bronoodling with nostalgic human meme Mr. Belding in relevant VIP section (3 comments) |
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MIA's life continues to unravel, left by fiance, exposed as a deadbeat mom (12 comments) |
I was looking at pictures of australia on the cobrasnaker, and I think it is safe to conclude that Australia has the highest rate of AltBros Per Capita in the entire solar system.
In the future, I wonder if altBros will stop wearing shirts?
'Girls will be entry level until they have tugged off an altbro who they were gimmicked into thinking had a unique personal brand. They will graduate into being an altBroad who actively disassociates herself with that period of her life and move on to tugging altBggts and mainstreamBros.'
-Carles from the Essay "On Being an Alternative Woman"
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// My first meaningful alternative experience
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My mom was about to pick up me and a couple of my friends at a music festival. I really had to twist her arm to let me go. I wore something conservative, but brought my zany outfit in my bag. No way my dad would let me go out like that. The music festival was the most fun I had my whole life. I love being around people. I love people watching. I love listening to other people's conversations. This is because I have an interesting perspective on the world.
As the night wound down, and we got more buzzed from half-empty cans of Sparks/Coors Light, I looked at all of my friends. They were real. We understand one another. I am proud of my alternative group. We are bigger than just one individual, and bigger than our collective alternative soul. We are relevant. We are young. We are free.
We will live forever.
Part of the us never dies.
I have arrived. I am officially an authentic alt.
My friends are spending the nite. (can't wait 4 college when every nite is a sleep over.)
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XX BONUS GUIDO TECHNO HOUSE CORE FAN XX
"House Music." - This bro
"Carl Cox is a genius." - this bro
"I just picked up the new Paul Van Dyk single." - this bro
"Dance. Hard." -this bro
XX BONUS GEOGRAPHY LESSON XX
A Revised Map of Australia in the post Electro+Alt world.
