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Sometimes I have crazy nites and I drink a lil bit too much.
Putting so much alcohol in my body to run away from the pain
the pain of my childhood, my parents' divorce
Feeling 'left out', unloved, and misunderstood for so much of my life
until I finally reached a place filled with alternative young people
who have the same interests + goals as me
Some nights, I just drink and drink and drink and drink
like the more I drink, the more fun I will have
the more I drink, the more people will like me
the more I drink, the more authentic my life will become
But then it all backfires
and my tummie starts to feel sillie
I start thinking about what I ate today
'U only had Chili's, but that was 12 hours ago.'
Was my body really ready to handle a chugalug of beer / liquor / wine /absynthe / etc
Is my stomach in panic mode?
Did I push too hard to make this night meaningful?
Will I regret this in the morning if I don't force my body to eject the excess alcohol and sugar?
Excuse myself from my friends & the party hosts
Stepping outside into a desolate alley
putting my finger down my throat
hoping a thick stream of alcohol / vomit will flow from my mouth.
Dry heave
Tears running down my face, eyes popping out of sockets
I can feel a warm stew of vomit coming down my food pipe
I made a mistake.
'thar she blows' I think as the vomit shoots from my mouth
Try my best to clear out my stomach
the more I eject, the better I will feel?
I vomited
all over my shoes
hunched over like a pathentic loser
while inside, the relevant party / concert / art opening / show continues
but I was just 1 bro
who drank 2 much 2 fast
didn't eat enough
Don't really feel as good as I thought I would
even though I threw up
and totally ruined my shoes
(gonna be a bitch to clean them tomorrow)
Does n e 1 know how I can get vomit off my shoes?
Maybe I am just another 'drunk girl' [via LCD Soundsystem]
Maybe alcohol is bad 4 u
Maybe I should only eat organic products
Maybe I need 2 be more careful
Trying to live life 2 the fullest
Trying 2 drink enough 2 forget
'I made a lot of mistakes' -Sufjan Stevens
Have u ever forced yourself to throw up when you got too drunk?
What is the zaniest food / beverage that you have thrown up?
What is the most authentic venue to throw up at?
Have you ever thrown up on a buzzband during a concert?
Do u have any tips for holding down ur alcohol?
I remember I blggd about Steven Aoki singing vocals on some BloodyBeetroots song a while ago, and always wondered how it would be performed live. Fortunately, Stevebro sang the song [via banger karaoke] on his Far Eastern Tour.
I feel like they always saw different parts of the world are several years behind American culture. Feel like this scene reminds me of the American BlogHouse era of 2k7. Every1 was down 2 partie, altbros wearing sillie scarves, crowd jumping, fist bumping. A swarm of party photographers on the stage with high level flashes+lenses, looking to get the most meaningful angle on a photograph of an altceleb getting beliggy on stage.. Girls in v-necks showing 'just the right amount of cleavage.' Miss those days. Just wish I could have been 'on stage' seeming V.I.P., away from the crowd, but managing to end up in 7-12 party pix.
Think my fave part is towards the end of the video where some sort of AZN man in suit starts removing bros from the stage. Miss the days of 'crashing the stage' with my friends after we got 'hella buzzed.'
Think HRO might tour Asia. Seems like a place where people 'relax' and have a good time. Do yall think SteveBro is a good singer?
Can u find Steve Aoki?
Can u find the reddest-faced AZN?
Can u find the keut white girl in the sea of AZNs??
2AZNs1Beer
I miss dualcoreAZN memes.
Just want 2 go back 2 the days when I could wear a purple v-neck, a palestinny scarf, and neon wayfarers without 'feeling ashamed.'
1 of life's greatest mysteries is why AZN people 'get red in the face' after they 'get sloshed.' I don't understand why that happens after they 'get melvined.' I don't think that this bro is 'hammered', I think he just used fake tanner, but I'm just trying to make the point that AZNs get red after they 'get johnsoned.' Just feel like 'getting justiced' tonight.
I feel like it's already enough 2 be disoriented after ur 'fucking gone', but it must be weird to also be red-faced after ur 'chrisfarleyed.' Feel ghey when people talk about 'getting crunk' or 'getting retarded.' Wish they called it something like 'getting bellig(erent)' or 'getting fucked.'
Does n e 1 know a good/modern term for 'getting drunk'?
Might start just substituting in the name of my fave alt celeb/ironic celeb. Like 'I got really AliceGlassed' or maybe 'I got really TomHanksed.'
'I got fucking pitchforked last nite, yall' or maybe 'I came last nite.'
What r u doing 2nite?
Does some1 have a scientific explanation for AZNs getting red in the face? Feel like it might be some sort of 'natural selection' type of thing.
Have yall heard of the popular beverage / soda / adult beverage called Four Loko? Apparently it is like 'the new Sparks' and kids across the USA are digging it because it gets you super effed up fast, and it is 'loaded with caffeine', so u get mad energy, and mad effed up in one gulp. It is sorta like the same concept as the peanut butter jar with jelly mixed in. U just get to ride a dualcore wave without over-exerting urself. Really helps out ppl in today's fast paced world.
Just watched this CNN puff piece on Four Loko. It seems like they are trying to make it seem like a 'national epidemic.'
Apparently some bros 'blacked out hard' at some University of Lamestreamers. Do u think they were 'weak' cuz they couldn't handle Four Loko?
Nine Central Washington University students hospitalized this month after an off-campus party were sickened by "Four Loko," a caffeinated malt liquor also known as "blackout in a can," according to a police investigation.
Investigators concluded that none of the students were drugged or given alcohol without their knowledge and no sexual assaults occurred, according to a school statement.
The findings convinced university President James Gaudino to ban "alcohol energy drinks" from his campus.
Then they brought in some expert lady to talk about whether or not Four Loko is dangerous. She seems to have created this 'sweet ass infographic' that conveys tons of information . The visual representation rlly helps me understand why Four Loko is dangerous.
Is Four Loko 'dangerous'? Can u die from drinking Four Loko? Should I make a documentary abt only drinking Four Loko for one month of my life to demonstrate that it is dangerous/not good 4 u?
The drinks are "a binge-drinkers dream because the caffeine and other stimulants allow a drinker to ingest larger volumes of alcohol without passing out," the chairman of the school's physical education department said.
Once the blood alcohol level reaches a certain level, you can drop like a box of rocks.
"Being able to feel the effects of tiredness, loss of coordination and even passing out or vomiting are the body's defenses against consuming doses of alcohol that will kill you," professor Ken Briggs said.
They got an 'official statement' from the company that makes Four Loko. It seems like they are just like 'we just want ppl to be able to get jacked up and party' and 'we can't control whatever the eff they do.'
Feel like I side with them. College Students' parents should be held accountable for their actions, not the liquor company.
Should u just do tons of blow and drink rubbing alcohol instead of doing Four Loko?
Do these news reporters seem like 'conservative squares'?
Should I just vlog about chugging Four Loko?
Is Four Loko for tweens and minorities?
Is Four Loko a national 'local news'-esque epidemic that is invading middle American townships?
Have u had Four Loko?
What does it taste like?
What do u feel like?
Do u miss SPARKS?
Do u drink redbull + vodka?
Is my heart going to explode soon?
Is it the liquor company's responsibility to make sure ppl don't die/drink and drive/overdose when they consumer?
Are u on #TeamLoko or #TeamLocalNewsPuffPiece?
What does it feel like to 'get drunk' but 'be jacked'?
Should I make my own buzzworthy energy drink / alcoholic energy drink?
Best Coast is known for being 'super in2 weed', but it seems like she is 'pulling an Alice Glass' and going hard, partying til she drops, or 'blacks out.' It seems like she had a wild night out, spending it with a few fans from twitter and real life friends. After a few too many drinks, it seems as though she ended up on the sidewalk, unable to stand up, much less focus on her job as a buzzband.
Do u think she looks like she is posing in a sexy American Apparel advertisement?
Do u think her bro 'exploited her' by tweeting these pix just to 'prove he rages hard with Best Coast', or is do people from LA genuinely like 2 party til they drop?
Have u ever 'got 2 drunk' then woke up the next morning to find 100 tagged photos of urself on facebook where u were 'blacked out'? Did u do anything zany, like 'get naked' or 'get in2 a fight'? Have yall ever passed out in an alley after getting 2 drunk?
Oh Besty...
Hope ur okay
I know life as a buzzband can be difficult
but stay strong
4 the fans
hope this was a 1 time thing
and ur not trying to 'escape'
be vulnerable with us
and don't 'turn 2 the bottle'
Use ur art to explore pain.
But if u do 'hit the bottle' hard
Make sure u make a bleep bloop electro core project
and roll around on stage
having spasms [via Alice Glass stage presence]
R u worried about Besty?
Is she 'over' dank?
What is better for u: drinking or smoking weedijuana?
Is Best Coast just 'riding chillwaves with her bros' and h8rs should 'stop hating'?
Should Best Coast be 'pissed at her bro' for tweeting these pix, or does this help her brand, enabling her to look like she only cares abt partying/'having fun'?
Do u hope to see 'blacked out' pix of AnCo soon?
What is the drunkest u've ever been + what were the digital/real life consequences?
Best Coast is a fuzzy buzzy band that sings abt dank, California, boys, and kitty cats
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Listen. I'm still in love with you. I know I've done some terrible things in the past, but I'm over that era of my life. I'm just here at the music festival, but all I can really think about is you...
...Yeah... I just took a piss in a portapotty...
...No. She doesn't mean anything to me.
...I was young back then, and I didn't know what was important to me. I thought life was just all about getting fucked up and partying, but that's not what life's all about. It's about the people you love--taking care of them. I know this for sure, I love you and I will never let you go.
...No. I'm not drunk. I just had a few beers.
...So what? I smoke dank all the time. Don't let that cheapen this moment.
....Shit my phone is dying. How late are you going to be up? Can I come over later?
...Are you dating some one new? What the fuck is his name?
....You mean the bartender from Chili's that you worked with for 4 months? That guy is a fucking pussy. Don't tell me he knows how to man up and give it to you like you need it from daddy.
....You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Put that fucking chump on the phone.
...Put him on the phone.
...Listen babe. I'm giving you one last fucking chance to be with me, and if you pass that shit up, you can rot in hell with whatshisface and keep being a piece of shit who doesn't even throw down with the scene.
...This is what you're gonna do? You're picking him over me? That guy is a straight chump. When I hang up the phone, I am gonna have pussy and ass in my face within seconds. I'm willing to give that up for you. Just make the call.
...Alright. Well I tried to give you a second life, but you fucking blew it, and you aren't shit without me. I hope you think of me everytime whats his face puts his tiny cock inside of you.
...This is fucking it. Bye forever.
Do u think this bro was too harsh on his ex-gf, or should he have abstained from making the 'drunk dial'?
Have u ever 'drunk dialed' ur ex-lover, and had it ruin your entire night?
Has an ex ever drunk dialed u and got all vulnerable, then u had to tell them that you move on to a new lover?
