HIPSTER RUNOFF

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Yall. I feel confused when I see these Nike gladiator shoes. I think that they are supposed to be 'athletic' but also 'trendy.' I am not sure if they were designed to give your feet/body adequate support. I think it might be for people who are 'only interested in looking kewl' but also possibly for 'people who play xtreme sports.' Haven't really followed Xtreme Sports since Tony Hawk died in a skateboarding accident-prank with Tom Green.

These gladiator Nikes are for:
a) streetwear urban bros
b) streetwear urban bros from suburbia/Los Angeles
c) LeBron James
d) Kobe Bryant
e) replacing the 'chill soccer sandal'
f) going to build a time machine and sell them 2 actual gladiators
g) something about the show "AMERICAN GLADIATORS"
h) wrestlers [via Mickey Rourke/Brooke Hogan]
i) boxers [via Manny "Pac Man" Pacquiao]
j) the homosexual demographic
k) the now-defunct 'metrosexual' demographic
l) bros who wear Ed Hardy
m) bros who want to look chill but also be ready to fight
n) giving away for free at Coachella Pool Partie
o) black people
p) Choose.Your.Own.Response

Confused about gladiator sandals/shoes.
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/t/gladiator-shoes

Not sure who I even am any more, and what brand represents me the most/best.

[Photo by Style Sightings]
Yall. I got drafted. I'm going away to the electro war. :-( Am I gonna die? Is some1 going to knock on my free-spirited mom's door to tell her that I died?
<3 Saving Private Carles <3

I'd probably be okay with dying if I got to wear this keut pair of male gladiators sandals. I used 2 think that they were only for girls, but I guess hi-level alternative males are starting to get in2 them.

Does n e 1 have a Lenscrafters/EyeMart gift certificate lying around? I need 2 buy new glasses from the 'sillie section', which is where I bought my shuttershades and neon wayfarer frames with no lenses.

xX BONUS MALE NIP SLIP XX

s00 intentional! h8 people who r tryin' 2 hard 2 be sexie (bowl cut).
[Photo by GadeMode]

[Hel Looks]
This kute Mickey Mouse tranfest-on-wheelz is kinda kute. Wonder if I should go to my local mall's Disney Store to buy some 'vintage cartoon' clothing? Does that include all cartoons before Toy Story?

Finding Nemo = way 2 mainstream
Modern cartoons in '3d' or whatever = for spoiled Generation Z kidz & empty people over the age of 14

But maybe I should just get ready for battle and buy some keut gladiator shoes.

[Gade Mode]
But I'm not sure which style of kyoot gladiator shoes will prepare me for battle in the upcoming electro wars. :-( Which one of these would help protect me from sustaining injuries from projectile electro lighting bolts?

Should I just have my leg converted into a cyeute roboleg?

[lastnightsparty]

Maybe life would be easier if I was just a kqute, dreamie red head. :-(

[Sarty]