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Read about these kewl new glasses called SLANTIES

Yall. I found out about this new product meme called SLANTIES. From what I read in the Wall Street Journal, they are attempting to replace shuttershades as ‘the kewl new glasses that tweens will wear.’ I think they were designed by some innovative designer who is good at both ‘design’ and ‘branding.’ [...]

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People who go to Dan Deacon concerts seem like real bros

Photo via Brooklyn Vegan

I was looking at this picture of a Dan Deacon concert, and it was kinda weird. I expected a bunch of entry-level altbros and female alts in headbands to be in the crowd. However, I feel like his audience has sort of weeded itself out. In this picture you [...]

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What AZNs will wear in the postShutterShades era

[Photo by Thecobrasnake]I often wonder what will be next after shutter shades. What type of glasses will take shuttershades’ non-functionality to the next level while maintaining a mass-market appeal? Fortunately, this innovative AZN was able to usher in the post-shuttyshades era!
How Innovative r u when it comes to products & trends?On this graph:

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What is the name of this style of glasses?

[Photo by GadeMode]What’s the deal with this kind of glasses? Are they intended to be post-post-ironically functional glasses for people who actually have poor vision? I’ve seen them on a few Cool Dads, but part of me thinks they make a man look krazier than Child Predator Glasses.
Should they be called “Cool Dad [...]

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