HIPSTER RUNOFF

Photo by the cobrasnake

Yall. Been going through a lot lately. Actually 'turned to the Lordbro' to get through in my time of need. I feel like there are 2 things I my life that I truly love--God [via The Lord] and 'sweet titties.' I decided 2 'kill 2 birds with 1 stone' and get a picture of Jesus, the New Lord, and put a pair of sweet lil tits on him. It is also kinda a metaphor about my relationship with Jesus, and how my parents forced His 'fairy tale ass' on me.

Sometimes I even 'jerk off' and I cum all over Jesus. I try to get my semen on his face, and sometimes I rub them on my tattoo's nipples. It's sweet. I feel like some people would tell me that I am 'weird' but they probably aren't in touch with their sexuality. I just want to test the limits. I want to cum so hard with a huge, erect cock. I just want to push the limits, kinda like the movie Eyes Wide Shut. Feel like David Carradine, also known as Bill Kill, knew what life was all about since he just wanted to get off.

Sorta hope I die in a hotel room with some AZNs, and have a rope tied around my neck/cock. Seems like the last thing I wanna do b4 I die is 'blow my load.'

Do yall have any dark sexual secrets/secret tattoos that u would like 2 share? [via getting a regrettable tatty on spring break back when u were a masintreamer]

Dear Lord,
My blog has come a long way. I have never really taken the time to thank u, kind of like what celebrities, minorities, aggressive white people, & athletes with highschool educations do when they win an award. I feel like I have won an award. U have given me the 'self-awareness' 2 'get' life, and the 'communication skills' 2 write a 'socially relevant blog.' U have given me the opportunity 2 do things that put me in touch with the modern alt-common-man. I am s000 self-aware. and s000 funnie. and s000 creative.
I'm really thankful. if ur up there. I went through an 'atheist phase' when I was younger, but then I outgrew it. Back then, people thought it was 'progressive' 2 not believe in U. But then I realized how many gifts Yall have bestowed upon me. Whether it is my new Macbook Air, my Mazda Hybrid Priusmobile, or my $1200/month rent--I have a reason 2 be alive. This reason was given 2 me by u, GodBro.

Believing in God is the new 'h8ing organized religion.'
Faith will be critical when 'we all lose our jobs' in 2k9.
BELIEVE.

We must get more involved in our communities. We must stop 'connecting with people' on the internet, and go out and MEET people, and SHARE life experiences with them. There's more 2 life than 'going to clubs and getting drunk', yall. We have to go back to the place that CREATED us.

We must go back 2 church.

Find a preacher who u can identify with, yall.

Find some1 who 'speaks ur language' even if it means going to a Teen Church where the sing Christian Rock songs.

Find a 'Youth Group' leader who knows how 2 play acoustic guitar and can cover songs by Jack Johnson, the Nickelbacks, and the CreedBros ft Jason Mraz.

We need to stop 'not believing', yall. We need 2 be more thankful for high speed internet connections. And sexual education. And the ability to 'express our personal brands.'

A lot of ppl wonder 'how can I end the drama within my scene?' It's like every1 is so caught up in trivial social bullshit and entire groups of friends end up fractured. Even though we have important things in common, like the stores where we shop & the bands that we listen 2, something eventually tears us apart. We need to stay together. We need to Believe, yall. We need to believe in GodBro a.k.a. the LordBro a.k.a. the Virgin de Guadalupe de CaliforniaAlts a.k.a. Pontius 'Not Cool Bro' Pilate a.k.a. the 12 DiscipeBros a.k.a. Noah's Arc (when he had 2 build a ship that would hold 1 of every1 piece of technology in the world).

We need 2 explore our 'faith' and 'belief systems' before this Obama guy wipes away religion from our Constitution/Declaration of Independence.

We must dedicate our lives' to 'teaching people from the Underworld/3rd World/Poorville' what we're all about. We have to teach them how they can use our ways to make their lives' better. Most of them are 'funny looking', 'brown' and can 'only speak savage babble', but we still need 2 take our message to them. We need to give them food, the word of the Lord, and low-speed internet access (and clean drinking water).

in 2k9, I'll probably only go into meaningful spaces that have a prevalent glowing cross.

But n e ways, yall. Sometimes I 'want 2 quit blogging', but then I realize that there's a REASON that I am alive. I am here to blog. I am here to generate memes. God gave me my 5 senses so that I could be a blogger. U have to BELIEVE that ur special. GodBro is your BromeBoy. Jesus a.k.a. the Lord wants you to succeed.

PRAY.
We're gonna need it.
Let's use positivity [via faith] to build back up what our society has destroyed.
Will u be an altChristian in 2k9?
We must UNITE against Barry Obama under the wing of GOD.

I thank the lordbro for giving me HRO, and for my audience of AltChristians. I am happy that we 'get' society, and that we're ready to start 'mobilizing' our FAITH and cultivating it 4 a greater good. I believe in us, Yall--I really do. God Bless us [via every1].

HR0 3.0 HAS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED: KRAZIE KRISTIAN EDITION.

What if God was 1 of us?
Just an alternative bro like one of us?
Just a kute girl who stopped reading overhyped modern fiction & started reading blogs like one us?
Just a vagrant who pisses in public like 1 of us?
Just a stranger in party pix like one of us?
Just a person with a myspace who made his or her profile song Crystal Castles vs Health like one of us?

[LasNitesArty]