HIPSTER RUNOFF

In this video, some alternative homosexuals seem to be 'brawling' over serious issues. Seems like a very intense fight over something they are passionate about. Maybe one of the bros is like 'Gays shouldn't be allowed 2 marry', then 1 of the other gay bros is like 'aw hell naw. We need 2 be able to marry.' But then the other 1 is trying to explain how 'marriage' is bullshit, some sort of societal crap that only exists for religious/tax reasons.

Seems hard to be an alt homosexual. Vibes aren't too chill.
Is there such thing a a 'hipster twink', or all all alts kind of twinks?
Have u ever got 'super drunk' and ended up taking a twink alt home, locking him in ur basement 4 a while?

Really dig the 'independent journalism' [via youtube vid] vibe. Sorta want to witness more brawls/meme-able events. Don't really want to prevent them from happening, just want to make sure that they are captured for the rest of the internet 2 consume. Feel sad that the African American bouncer 'intervened' and regulated that shit.

Do these homo bros 'fight like girls'?
Did u appreciate the play-by-play commentary?
Was this brawl 'legit' or did it need more weapons?
Can gay people 'fight', or do they just use girly fight tactics?
R u scared of these bros?
Do u ever want to brawl with some alt twinks and 'kick their asses'?
Are twinks the most lovable type of gay person?
Do u think Harvey Milk would be pissed abt this gay-on-gay violence? [via Sean Penn]

They say the most chill part about going to a music festival is that u get to do tons of drugs in a public park, and no1 really cares. U can just sorta vibe out with some relevant buzz music and no1 cares, no1 will bother u. This is apparently why so many people go to music festivals.

It seems like this bro decided to do 'a shitload of LSD', then take a nap right in front of a food stand. Then some cops come over, and are like, "Bro. U okay? U on drugs or what?" Then the bro gets aggressive, and they have to taze + hog tie his ass, then carry him out like a pig that is about to get his ass roasted.

Maybe he thought this was a California rave, and ur allowed to do drugs until u die, but then the cops were like, "Nah bro. This is Chi town. That's not how we get down here."

Do u think those cops used excessive force on that chill festival bro?
Do yall prefer 'real music festivals' or 'rave music festivals'?
What song can u hear in the background? Is that Phoenix, The Strokes, or the Arcade Fire?
Do u think this bro got 'grounded' when he got back home, and had to explain to his mom his 'possession' + 'resisting arrest' charges?
Did the cops harsh his chill vibe?
Do u think he was just 'high' on buzzband mp3s [via iDosing]?
Do u wish u could be a cop so u could 'police brutality' the shit out of young people?
Is 'police brutality at music festivals' the ultimate hipster bashing?

Lately, I have been super into performance artists, since they offer a transcendent interpretation of the modern physical world that can't be explained with traditional media (movies, paintings, photos, .jpg internet memes). Recently went to a relevant art space, and watched a collective of performance artists try to 'make sense' of our crazy world. (Gotta admit, only went there for extra credit for my Art History course, but actually felt like I was a legit part of the local art scene).

N e ways, this 1 girl 'totally stole the show.' As u can see, she did a meaningful performance art piece which culminated with the popular children's soup / noodle / pasta "Spaghettios" squirting out of her vagina.

Here's my 'liveblog'/'livevlog' of the performance [via my iPhone 5G S]

Here's me and my bros, just seeing what's gonna happen. Anticipating 'Miranda July' levels of meaningfulness. Do u think we look authentic?

Everything started out normal. Just a regular alt girl opening up a can of Spaghettios. Thought she was just gonna eat some dinner in front of us, perhaps chop up some weiners and mix it in [via poor people in their pre-Ramen phase].

Things were pretty chill, but then she got serious and delivered some sort of manifesto that eventually broke down into weird phonetic murmurs. Think she was trying to 'transcend' human language, and trying to get into some animalistic jargon vibes.

Dirt is all around us.
everything is shit
we apply meaning, value, worth to the shit surrounding us.
We live by this meaning, and by our words
we live by worth
and apply value
but everything is shit

:::MOANS AND MURMURS:::
:::HISS GRR TT EEE ERRR EEE::::
:::FFFFPH BB SS UHH DUH NUH OOOH ER AHH:::
:::UHH UHHH AHHH TTT ERRR DUH::::

Things got weird as she began 2 break down... She took out some scissors. She cut a slit into her leggings / pants' pelvic region. At first I was worried that she was going to cut off her clitoris to represent having 'no more pleasure in her life', but it turns out she had something else up her sleeve..."or should I say... up her tight lil shaven vagina"?

A healthy trickle of spaghettios (and possibly feces?) seem to have spilled out of her vagina.  Seems like she was trying to 'relieve' herself of society's evils.  I'm not sure if this was supposed to simulate 'peeing', 'giving birth', or 'having a heavy period.'

Were yall able to see any lips / pink / beef curtains? Did u study the video frame by frame, utilizing the 'zoom' tool on ur Macbook?

At the end, she took off her top and exposed her alt body. I wasn't really turned on though, cuz i just thought about Spaghettios in her vagina. Seems like a harsh lubricant that wouldn't help me stay 'hard' in order to plant my seed in her.

Reactions were pretty mixed. A lot of ppl tried not to laugh, and other people thought it was 'really deep' and her perspective is super unique. Do u think she offered a rare insight into the human condition [via being trapped in society?

So many questions... what does it all 'mean'?
Most importantly 'how strong are her vaginal muscles' to be able to keep those spaghettios in her vaginal canal until the climax of the performance?
I guess maybe she's right, words are bullshit. We are just covered in feces & lil pasta Os in a sweet marinara sauce.
Was this just viral marketing for spaghettios? Are they trying to re-brand and become relevant to alternative young adults?

If you had a vagina, what would u put up it to represent society?
Would u put some sort of instant noodles, or maybe a whole wheat fettuccine / penne?
Is performance art 'authentic' or just 'bullshitters' who accidentally got art majors, now have to pretend they are into it so their parents won't be ashamed of them for picking a useless major?
Do u think performance artists really 'think about what their actions mean' or is it just a contest to 'get attention' and 'go viral' on the internet?
Is performance artist meaningful 'live' or does it only mean something if it is on youtube/vimeo?
Will performance artists replace buzzbands?
After experiencing this piece of performance art, do u feel like u finally understand 'the human condition'?
Do prenatal care experts recommend shoving spaghettios in your womb/vagina/urethra/fallopian tubes in order to marinate a healthy child?

Not sure what is happening in this video, seems to be going viral. 2 social media loving blipsters are just trying to film a lil vlog, but then some unchill ice cream bro is like 'aw hayl nah' and runs that blipster over and kills him. Bet they just wanted to post that shit on youtube and get 100ish hits, but I guess now maybe it is sweet that they can get a million hits, since their video involves 'racism' and 'violence', something that appeals 2 white people who still have lingering vibes of the slavewave era in their bloodline.

Sorta was vibing out to the blipster as he did the shuffle, like it was 'mad alt' to be gettin his dance on in a busy intersection, but then chillwaves thawed when the ice cream truck bro 'honked at his ass' and then 'hit the shit out of him.'

Have to believe this blipster 'died' on impact.

Who do yall think is at fault for this blipster death?
The ice cream truck driver for driving a hate wagon?
Or the blipster bro for being 'so alt' that he didn't want to dance in a club?
Are yall mad bummed about all the blipster hate going on in the alt community?
Have yall ever run over some1? What did you do with the body? Is it easier to get away with murdering some1 with ur car if they are an unemployed minority?

Not sure what is happening in this video. Seems like Justin Bieber is chilling in some sort of mall parking lot, riding a segway, trying to 'run for his life' 2 escape from a bunch of tween girls. I am not sure if he is just trying to 'be an asshole' to prove how 'in Demand' he is, or if this is some sort of viral marketing attempt. Like they hired the director of the Blair Witch project to make this viral video look 'raw and edgy.'

A lot of people have been dying / 'in great harm of danger' at raves lately, so I feel like I can just say that this is a 'rave' since it seems like an insane 'human safety hazard.' Seems like either Bieber will get trampled by fans, then they will chop his body into pieces to sell on eBay, or a few tweens might crush eachother while trying to reach the Biebinator. From what I understand, tween skulls aren't 'fully developed', so they are easier to crush. They basically have 'the soft skull' of an infant, since they are still learning how 2 use social media.

Worried about raves. Feel like concert organizers really need to 'get their shit together' and minimize danger. Feel like every1 just needs 2 chill out, and realize that we can just listen to MP3s in the comfort & safety of our own homes.

Wish Bieber would just 'chill out', and his handlers would buy him 'top tier, curvy ass' prostitutes, instead of letting him feel validated by the attention of these 'still developing tween fans.'

Worried about stampedes
Worried about deaths [via trampling]
Worried about tween skulls being crushed by tween feet.
Worried abt tween pop stars
Worried that JBieber's 'peen' might get 'chomped off' by a tween girl who doesn't know how to 'give proper blow jobs.'

Just wish these raves would be illegal so no1 in the world would overdose and/or get trampled to death any more. Feel like the American government needs to 'shut down' raves and/or Justin Bieber.

Worried abt safety.
Do yall think if we put all of the tweens in America in one huge mall, they would create a society where different stores are their 'homelands', and there would be wars between different 'countries/shops' in order to create a perfect tween society?
Would u be 'ashamed' of your daughter if she died in a Justin Bieber trampling accident?
Would u rather have ur daughter be 'obsessed with Twilight' or 'obsessed with Justin Bieber'?
Do u want to be a famous tween so u can get unlimited tween lips on ur sexual organs, or are u afraid that u will be chased down + killed?