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Haikus about Entry Level Alts
entry level alt
Wish I could go back in time
and make u muxtape
entry level alt
Wish I could go back in time
and buy u t-shirts
entry level alt
Want u 2 always b young
Remind me of me
Entry level alt
Why aren't u impressed by me?
U prefer altbags.
Let's go 2 Parsons
Design Stuff That Looks real kewl
Move into kuet loft
U wear ur mom jeans
But u will nvr grow up
Entry Lev = Yout
XX BONUS GIRL WHO JUST FOUND OUT SHE WAS ADOPTED XX
My parents got divorced, but I could nvr handle 'finding out I was adopted.' Just want ppl 2 like me + be honest with me. Would h8 finding out that my youth wasn't as authentic/special as I interpreted it 2 b.
Is n e 1 who reads this bl0g adopted, and did it mold u in2 who u r 2day?
[Photos by The Cobrasnake]
[Photo by Stylesightings]
I feel like if you are an entry-level alt girl looking to build a personal brand that is 'interesting', 'free spirited', 'alt', 'sexie', and 'the kind of girl who talks about "kissing boys" in an "I will be young & prettie 4evr"-kind of way ' on her myspace profile, you could easily take any article of clothing or accessory from these three girls to wear at an alternative event. They could actually open up a fashion consulting business for celebrities who need a 'conservative alt' look from 2009-2011.
I also think girls like these have 'abstract' Myspace/Facebook profile information that compensates for their lack of substance. Most of the time, the inclusion of a taken-out-of-context song lyric from an on-the-rise alt-blog-indie hit. For example, their profile will be something like
***************
wedon'tcareabouttheyoungfolks
//kissingwithoureyesclosed
rooftops and cigarettes
***************
Do u know any1 with a myspace/FB profile with that kind of expressive information in it?
Maybe all we really want is for our lives' to be as meaningful as an M83 music video would appear to be.
"All I ever wanted was a Graveyard Girl."
-an Alt Bro who has a crush on a 17 Year Old Graveyard Girl
But SRSLY...what's the deal with M83 videos being about krazie girls who interact with spirits and stuff like that? Why can't they just try harder to fit in, instead of 'trying to connect with people/have people appreciate them for who they are'?
Is it possible to find a girl who just looks like an entry-level alt Graveyard Girl but isn't a weirdo/isn't obsessed with 'kissing boys'?
