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Green Aggs and Ham
Is there n e thing left 2 blg abt?

Have I seen everything?
Have I discovered authenticity?
Has every original meme in the world been made?
Will music ever get better, or did it already peak in the 60s/70s/80s/90s/00s/bloghouse?
What happens if the hypemachine 'breaks down'/shuts down?
Has every alt worn every type of zany accessory there is to wear?
Has the party pic industry 'peaked'?
Am I more/less than 'just another snarky blg'?
What is gonna happen when the facehunter loses his will 2 hunt faces?
Should I turn into a krappie 'news blog' now that I have 'advertising'?
What do u want from HRO?
Should I stop blggng?

///help////

Can I die and go to heaven now that I have seen a Green Aggs an Ham DJ set?

(miss yall)

R/I/P/

So many questions, not enuff answers. :-(

Are Stepdad jeans/standup comedian jeans going mainstream?

[Style Bay Area]

Will Green Aggs and Hammy stay 2gether, or will they get divorced?

Will Albert Hammond Jr. love Agyness 4ever? Is it possible to love some1 even tho they have a bad haircut, or is it kind of like the implied marriage agreement where if 'some1 loses a limb/gets badly burned and their physical appearance changes, it's okay if u leave them bc they aren't the same n e more'?
[N00dz via Pedestrian blog]

Is there an age limit for being street fashion blggd about? If you street-fashion-blog-about some one over the age of 52, is it kidnapping?

[Hi Stiley]

Will my firstborn child be alt-yet-mainstream enough to be a child model for Target and appear in a free-spirited jumping ad?

[via Copyranty]

In the year 2k10, will every1's default user pic be a picture of them dressed as a Joker alt taken with their Macbook camera?

Was Donnie Darko ever really that good, or were people just trying to be deep/indie in 2k1?

Do pix of Jake Gylly make you miss Heath? Me too. :-(

Should I start shopping at Walmart now that they have a logo that makes them seem a lil more free-spirited & environmentally conscious?

I wish I could Skype with God so he could answer my questions. :-(

Determining Alternative Celebrity Couple Nicknames

Utilizing the 'MASHUP' technique of determining a couple's nickname has proven to take the couple's dual-brand to the next level. Thanks to HRO Commenters, we have finalized Albert Hammond Jr & Agyness Deyn's Couple Mashup Nickname.

How do yall feel about Green Aggs and Ham?

Nickname Runner-up: aggs over my hammy

3rd place nickname: 'Dem Alties