Sometimes I wonder how various alternative economies are related to the mainstream Wall Street Finance Home Lending Credit Card Economy. I worry that if the mainstream economy is doing poorly, then it will trickle down and affect the Electro Economy/Tugjob economy/Blogconomy/other alternative economies. Or sometimes u kinda get the feeling that the Alt Economy does well when the Mainstream economy is doing poorly.
I was worried abt the DJ economy and the Grey Goose economy bc I read a bunch of stories about the Lower Middle Class economy being in trouble. But I think everything's gonna be okay, yall.
Not s0 scared abt 2k9.
The AZN Economy is okay.
The Mexi economy will be okay.
The Party Photographer economy will be alright. Do
The Blip economy will be alright. Do not panic.
The 'lil fggt' newsie hat + pluggg economy will be alright. Do not sell your stocks.
[photos by thecobrasnake]
Still a lil bit worried about 2k9....
Does n e 1 know where I can take my Macbook 2 make sure that it is Y2K9 compliant?
How many electroProps can u count in this picture?
I feel like most of these electro props 'have been done b4' but I think the computerChip/motherboard necklaces that this electroBroad is wearing might be one of the Top 10 designs of 19k.91. I feel kind of bad for the girl in this picture for picking an alternative personal brand+lifestyle. If she had decided 2 be mainstream in 1997, she could have been an AlphaHottie in her circle of friends since she 'totes loox like Heidi Montag from The Hill Show.' Now she could be described as 'how an altBro would brand himself if he converted in2 a woman.'
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I am going to start keeping track of a list of authenticity rules. Not sure if I will keep it up, but maybe it will become an important document when it is all compiled.
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[Photos by The Cobrasnake]
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PART OF THE GREY GOOSE POURING DJ NVR DIES
"This is the teet through which electro shall enter your body."
-Stephen 3:16, the Blog Testament
Many authentic DJs claim that Steve Aoki is 'overrated' and 'mainstream.' They don't realize that being a DJ means having a strong ass brand that lets people know 'this bro is serious about partying.' As u can see, Steve Aoki was 'popping bottles' all over fans in a recent concert. Wonder if the champagne he was spraying was 'top dollar shit' or maybe just 'the cheap shit that they sell at Target.'
Seems like every1 was 'stoked.' Like they thought it was New Year's Eve, and tomorrow would provide a completely new beginning for their personal brands.
Seems like aoki got some 'mad air' [via Shaun White {via X-Game}]. Wonder if he crushed any electro tweens who don't have enough protein in their diet.
Check out this 'fucking mainstream ass crombie' getting fed Grey Goose by Aoki. Feel like he is such a mainstream bro [via A&F polo] that he probably doesn't even know the difference between 'top shelf vodka' and 'Keystone Light.'
It's so weird how one of the first/only things that we can do when we pop out of a womb is 'suckle.' I feel like even though this bro is 'obliterated', his instincts take over, and he just gets bottle fed some top shelf vodka.
Sorta wish that bro was me, eager to 'effing party'
getting mad wasted off free Grey Goose
nourished by the teet of the electro mother--Steven Aoki
Is Steve Aoki's brand stronger than ever?
Have u ever drank Aoki's Grey Goose?
What makes an effective DJ?
