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Double D8 With my Bro: Grindfest 2k11--Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Bros Now

Photo via Brooklyn Vegan

hornie bros grinding on girls
I gotta a feeling...
that 2nite's gonna be a good nite...
that 2nite's gonna be a Black Eyed Pea-esque nite...
That 2nite's gonna be a bro bro nite

"Yeah, me and Randy will be by to pick you guys up at 7."
///and then we're gonna grind the fuck out of yall at da club
"Yeah, we're borrowing Randy's Dad's Beamer. Hells yeah!"
///and then we're gonna grind the fuck out of yall at da club

"Randy bro...U think we'll get lucky 2nite?"
"I am a firm believer in creating destiny."
"What does that mean, Randy?"
"Tonight we're going hard."
"Should I raid my dad's liquor cabinet?"
"Fuck yeah! Get the flavored vodka. We'll mix it into Icees from 7-11"
"We are fucking geniuses."
"Our bitches are gonna go HARD with us."
"Nothin's gonna stop us... Nothin's gonna stop us now."

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So there we were
Grinding the eff out of our broads
Grinding my hard lil peen
in2 the middle of her back/butt cheeks

and Randy was right...
We were creating our own destiny
I looked over at Randy, grinding so hard
In complete hornie tween ecstasy

And we Eiffel Towered the fuck out of our bitches
We were pimp ass mack daddies
We went back to a motel on the outskirts of town
and made love 2 our women
on neighboring queen beds in the same room

It was a good nite for me and Randbro...
A real good, good nite...

"Nothing's gonna effing stop us now."

Do bros only go 2 concerts in hopes of rubbing their erect penises on girls?


Sometimes I wonder
'Is live music REALLY that special?'
'Why do we care abt seeing songs live?'
'Do we even rlly want 2 see bands?'

The answer is most likely, "NO."
to all of those questions
but we go 2 concerts not 2 be lonely
and we only fight loneliness
bc we are hornie.

At the end of the day
everything we do is motivated by sex
[via Freud_bro]

Concerts are no different
Bros go in hopes
of getting their peens hard
and rubbing them on females

Maybe after the concert
they will go home
and he still stick his hard peen
in her wet vagina

and they will say
'i am glad the music brought us 2gthr'
But probably not

I guess the only point of 'concerts'
are just 4 bros 2 get their peens hard
and try to rub them all ovr the girl in front of them
And hope they find a girl who will 'turn around'
by the end of the nite
and 'make out with them'
then they will be the girl who was like
'I can't believe I made out with a random bro
at a _______ concert'
acting like they are some character on @HBO_GIRLZ

Maybe in a way
we only evr do n e thing
bc we are looking 2 rub up on some1/something
2 feel a lil bit 'less alone'

Why do u go 2 concerts?
Have u evr 'rubbed up' on some1 during a 'set'?
Can u find <3 in a hopeless place at a concert?
Can u see that bro's erect cock?
Do u miss being a teen who could only 'get sexual' in public places?
Will u evr be as hornie as u were ages 12-17?

PREVIOUSLY

NSFW: Hornie teen bro fingerblasts his GF right in the middle of Lollapalooza

NSFW: Hornie teen bro fingerblasts his GF right in the middle of Lollapalooza


Caught up in a moment of passion
hearing so many buzzbands
I really think she is 'the one'
I mowed lawns all summer to pay for her ticket
so that she felt like I could make BIG THANGS POP

but the only thing abt 2 pop
is dat pussy
and/or my nut

fingering my GF
in public
in a moment of passion [via drugs/foreign substances]
We never get any alone time

But we can do anything we want here
Feeling alive and free
4 the first time in a long time
I love u, babe

Now let me have a nice, healthy grab

Who r u texting?
Is there some1 else?
Oh, just letting your mom know that you are safe.
You are safe, bb.

You are safe, bb.

Lollapalooza: It was the worst of times [via evacuation]
It was the worst of times [via seeing Midwestern kids fingerblasting eachother]

*****
Did these hornie teens go 2 far?
Should they 'get a room'/practice abstinence?
Is it chill to 'eff' in public during music fests?

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