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What would U do if U bought an AZN? [reader responses] Mon, 2008-09-22 13:16 | by Carles


Yall. I know it's impossible to find humans on sale on popular internet websites like craigslist, ebay, or even friendster. However, if u lived in a dream world where adults could be purchased in an open market, what would u do?

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8. I would send my AZN to the Electrowar front.
7. you fucking piece of shit.
you can't buy human beings.
you should feel really shitty about yourself for writing about asians like that.
you view azns in a really bad way on this blog.
its disgusting.
6. fashion xcessory. gwen stefani has 3 of 'em.
5. i'd make him grow his hair and train him to become the new Steve Aoki and make loads of cash.
4. I would make my AZN pick up a to go order from chilis.
3. I'd also take him to class with me. And I'd have him cook me some ______...I <3 azn food.
2. : 1. buy an AZN /// 2. wait 2 years for china to become more powerful ////3. sell it for more ////4. ???????? ////5. profit !
1. YALL--it's fun 2 joke around about AZNs but srlsy, we should be buying things/people made w/love in the USA. Dov from AmerAppy knows what i'm talking about.

Love all yall commenters, yall.

N e ways, I have always known since the song "Don't Speak" that Gwen Stefani was innovative, but I never knew exactly why except that she married the guy from the George Bushes Band or whatever they are called.

Gwen Stefani is a singer, designer, and proud owner of a [tuggle of AZNs].



So let me ask yall again. WHAT WOULD U FCKNG DO IF U BOUGHT AN AZN/MISCELLANEOUS HUMAN BEING?

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Gwen Stefani shows off her baing' bikini bod and her QT son!
by The UlTiMaTe LAmEsTrEaMeR on May 26, 2011


Gwen Stefani and her son Gavin Rossdale Jr look SUPER HOT on board a VIP private yacht.

Gwen BB! How did u lose all that baby weight!!??

I wish I had a better relationship with my mother. We NEVER went to our local water park. She told us "We have a water hose. Go spray urself with that. It's the same goddamned thing." All of the kids in our neighborhood knew we were poor because I made a SlipNSlide out of plastic garbage bags. I had a crush on the boy down the street and invited him over, but he just laughed at me, then threw ice cream sammies all over my mom's car and she GOT MAD AT ME and grounded me the whole summer.

I wish I had a famous mom. I'd just settle for a mom who loved me 4 me and wasnt ashamed of me and would invite me to Thansgiving dinner, even if she just eats alone at Denny's. (Note: I bumped in2 her at Denny's)

I LOVE LOVE LOVE Gwen and her son!
Avril who? #TeamGwen!

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No Doubt lead singer Gwen Stefani has a pink iPhone case!
by The UlTiMaTe LAmEsTrEaMeR on May 11, 2011


Gwen BB! U look good! I NEED an iPhone but I just signed this new contract with my flip phone.

I feel like a DUMMIE with my old phone. But at the same time, maybe it keeps me free from distractions. Do u know how emberrising it is to tweet from TXT? Honestly I had a smart phone once, a T-Mobile Sidekick. But my BF eventually took it from me, and I got the phone bill and he used to to call escorts, prostitutes and strippers. NEedless to say we broke up... But he stole my phone, and I usually just use pay-as-u-go.

I REALLY hope the iPhone goes to pay-as-you-go model. I really wanna be connected.

Gwen LOOKS GOOD and I wonder if she ever regrets not marrying the lil Mexi in No Doubt instead of Gavin Rossdale. both are #so_hot

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