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Meaningful Arts & Crafts Session of the Day

Yall need 2 realize that there's more 2 life than the internet. U can't only exist on the net. U have 2 spend more time improving your real life brand. It's life, yall--u only get 1 chance to truly show the world 'what ur all about.'

Just wanted 2 share a meaningful art & craft with u. I know every1 is pumped about Barres Obama getting into the 'Black House', so thought I might share this tribute art & craft challenge.

What u need:

  • Crayola Markers
  • Military Costume from the 1700s.
  • Swaddling Cloth or miscellaneous wrapping cloth
  • Leader with a catchy name who represents hope

Step 1: Put on ur jacket. Write a song abt how 'u used 2 rule the world.'
Step 2: Wrap a lil cloth around your arm, making a meaningful arm band
Step 3: Figure out a creative way 2 symbolize/create a tribute 2 some1 who represents something that you want 2 'let the world know that u appreciate.'
Step 4: Talk 2 people abt ur art & craft. How u made it. Why u made it. All that kinda stuff.

This is your what your final product should look at.

Does n e 1 know what this stands 4?

Should I make 1 for my blog website?

Email me if yall have n e good recipes, arts & crafts ideas, or other authentic d.i.y. procedures. Think I'm gonna stop blogging about alt crap and start blggng about meaningful crafts, etc.

Or should I just buy Hot Topic / emo /mainstream bro wristbands?

Or stick with LIVINGSTRONG?

Or just fake an injury to get attention and have people who would never ordinarily talk 2 me 'sign my cast'?

Miss u Gwenny


Look at Gwyneth Paltrow lookin all good on the beach as she rides slutwaves. U gotta give her props for stayin' healthy even though she is like 40 years old and married 2 that guy from Coldplay "Chris Martin."

I feel sad because they don't have a very public relationship. Maybe she regrets marrying him because now she realizes that his music is all cheesybally, but u know the old saying... "U live... U learn."

Props 2 her 4 shedding the baby weight off after u had Apple and eating right... I really need 2 go on a diet+lifestyle modifications... but maybe after this weekend because we are going out to Chili's 4 my bff's BD. Margarita time!

<3 u Gwnny<3

Let us know when the album drops now that ur 'Glee famous'. <3 <3 <3

And if Chris Martin isn't making u happy... we won't hold it against u if ur single and ready 2 mingle...
Especially with that body... #jeal

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