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Christmas [via haiku(s)]
U humanize me.
We are all family, yall.
Gift cards//white macbooks.
New Am Appy Ads
Best X-Mas Gift Ever, Yall.
Perfect alt breastes.
Carles, plz post a n00d.
h8 young titties in my mouf.
Need alt cougar milf.
[Photo by thecobrasnake]
Got some gift cards, yall.
Felt closer 2 HRO.
Carles s0 gets my life.
Got Kinkos Gift Card
Party promoter future
Tyte Party Fliers
SoMe milkshake bro.
Sharing meaningful bromance.
2 Straws, 1 cup, yall.
My stocking stuffers
The Best Alt Accessories
Personal Branding
Upgrade--finally.
New macbook means a new life.
No more youtube crash.
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Meeting high school friends
Showing off the brand new me
They will not 'get' me.
They went to state school.
Horizons are not broadened.
I am self-aware.
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Going to visit
my extended family
They still use dial up.
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Glad local mall got
a Mac store and Am Appy
Are they mainstream now?
60 year old broad
Employed by Stephen JobsBro
Working at Mac Store
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HRO Christmas
is not very meaningful
Remember Thnxgv?
Still h8 family
Will never 'get' my alt life.
Plz serve tofurkey.
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Thank you mom and dad
Created paypal account
Ordered rare t-shirt
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Xmas Wish Came True
Parents Bought me an AZN
Human Trade Market
I started 2 cry
Malnourished AZN in bag
Fed scraps from table
MERRY XMAS FROM THE HIPSTER RUNOFF FAMILY (aka Carles).
<3 yall.
h8 yall.
miss yall.
Haikus about Entry Level Alts
entry level alt
Wish I could go back in time
and make u muxtape
entry level alt
Wish I could go back in time
and buy u t-shirts
entry level alt
Want u 2 always b young
Remind me of me
Entry level alt
Why aren't u impressed by me?
U prefer altbags.
Let's go 2 Parsons
Design Stuff That Looks real kewl
Move into kuet loft
U wear ur mom jeans
But u will nvr grow up
Entry Lev = Yout
XX BONUS GIRL WHO JUST FOUND OUT SHE WAS ADOPTED XX
My parents got divorced, but I could nvr handle 'finding out I was adopted.' Just want ppl 2 like me + be honest with me. Would h8 finding out that my youth wasn't as authentic/special as I interpreted it 2 b.
Is n e 1 who reads this bl0g adopted, and did it mold u in2 who u r 2day?
[Photos by The Cobrasnake]
