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This is a post on Christmas.

Christmas [via haiku(s)]
U humanize me.
We are all family, yall.
Gift cards//white macbooks.
New Am Appy Ads
Best X-Mas Gift Ever, Yall.
Perfect alt breastes.
Carles, plz post a n00d.
h8 young titties in my mouf.
Need alt cougar milf.

[Photo by thecobrasnake]

Got some gift cards, yall.
Felt closer 2 HRO.
Carles s0 gets my life.

Got Kinkos Gift Card
Party promoter future
Tyte Party Fliers

SoMe milkshake bro.
Sharing meaningful [...]

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P0st M0re Entry Level Alt jailbait

Haikus about Entry Level Alts
entry level alt
Wish I could go back in time
and make u muxtape
entry level alt
Wish I could go back in time
and buy u t-shirts
entry level alt
Want u 2 always b young
Remind me of me
Entry level alt
Why aren’t u impressed by me?
U prefer altbags.
Let’s go 2 Parsons
Design Stuff That Looks real kewl
Move into [...]

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And You Will Know Us By The Tilt of Our Lid…

Altbros are just bros
Need tuggles and blog haus sounds
Searching for meaning
Going out 2nite
Hope I get a lil tug plz.
I resent my bros
Have u heard the leak
Rapidshare saved my life

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