HIPSTER RUNOFF » haikus http://www.hipsterrunoff.com A Blog by Carles. Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:32:31 +0000 en hourly 1 This is a post on Christmas. http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/12/this-is-a-post-on-christmas.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/12/this-is-a-post-on-christmas.html#comments Thu, 25 Dec 2008 21:28:26 +0000 Carles http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=2137 [via haiku(s)]

U humanize me.
We are all family, yall.
Gift cards//white macbooks.

New Am Appy Ads
Best X-Mas Gift Ever, Yall.
Perfect alt breastes.

Carles, plz post a n00d.
h8 young titties in my mouf.
Need milf.

[Photo by thecobrasnake]


Got some gift cards, yall.
Felt closer 2 HRO.
Carles s0 gets my life.


Got Kinkos Gift Card
Party promoter future
Tyte Party Fliers


SoMe milkshake bro.
Sharing meaningful bromance.
2 Straws, 1 cup, yall.


My stocking stuffers
The Best Alt Accessories
Personal Branding


Upgrade–finally.
New macbook means a new life.
No more youtube crash.

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Meeting high school friends
Showing off the brand new me
They will not ‘get’ me.

They went to state school.
Horizons are not broadened.
I am self-aware.

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Going to visit
my extended family
They still use dial up.

/////
Glad local mall got
a Mac store and Am Appy
Are they mainstream now?

60 year old broad
Employed by Stephen JobsBro
Working at Mac Store

/////
HRO
is not very meaningful
Remember Thnxgv?

Still h8 family
Will never ‘get’ my alt life.
Plz serve tofurkey.
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Thank you mom and dad
Created paypal account
Ordered rare t-shirt

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Xmas Wish Came True
Parents Bought me an AZN
Human Trade Market

I started 2 cry
Malnourished AZN in bag
Fed scraps from table

MERRY XMAS FROM THE HIPSTER RUNOFF FAMILY (aka Carles).
<3 yall.
h8 yall.
miss yall.

]]> http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/12/this-is-a-post-on-christmas.html/feed 38 P0st M0re Entry Level Alt jailbait http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/11/p0st-m0re-entry-level-alt-jailbait.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/11/p0st-m0re-entry-level-alt-jailbait.html#comments Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:29:52 +0000 Carles http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=1835
Haikus about

entry level alt
Wish I could go back in time
and make u muxtape

entry level alt
Wish I could go back in time
and buy u t-shirts

entry level alt
Want u 2 always b young
Remind me of me

Entry level alt
Why aren’t u impressed by me?
U prefer altbags.

Let’s go 2 Parsons
Design Stuff That Looks real kewl
Move into kuet loft

U wear ur mom jeans
But u will nvr grow up
Entry Lev = Yout

XX BONUS GIRL WHO JUST FOUND OUT SHE WAS ADOPTED XX

My parents got divorced, but I could nvr handle ‘finding out I was adopted.’ Just want ppl 2 like me + be honest with me. Would h8 finding out that my youth wasn’t as authentic/special as I interpreted it 2 b.

Is n e 1 who reads this bl0g adopted, and did it mold u in2 who u r 2day?

[Photos by The Cobrasnake]

]]> http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/11/p0st-m0re-entry-level-alt-jailbait.html/feed 33 And You Will Know Us By The Tilt of Our Lid… http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/10/and-you-will-know-us-by-the-tilt-of-our-lid.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/10/and-you-will-know-us-by-the-tilt-of-our-lid.html#comments Fri, 24 Oct 2008 02:31:55 +0000 Carles http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=1542
Altbros are just bros
Need tuggles and blog haus sounds
Searching for meaning

Going out 2nite
Hope I get a lil tug plz.
I resent my bros

Have u heard the leak
Rapidshare saved my life <3
need 3 2 0 K B

AltBro Baseball Caps
Also known as 'urban '
Tilted to show off my swag

[Image by The Friend Attack]
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