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Hancock
Robin Hood, Prince of Windbreakers


I wonder where this dreamie bro with a flowing mane got his durable windbreaker cape/hood thingy. I might have to buy one for my Halloween costume (might buy it in green and be alt-Peter Pan). Technology like that could have only been made by the same engineers who invented the Old Navy Tech vests, Old Navy Performance Fleeces, and/or jeans with loops for hammers in them.

I wonder what an Electro Robin Hood would do for an oppressed population of alternative settlers. Would he steal Macbook Pros from the rich, and give them to the poor? Would he teach the townsfolk how to install an aqueduct system that transported ______________ (alt-alcoholic product)?

Maybe it's just me, but we need a hero these days more that ever.

[FaceHunter]

Is it just me, or does this movie about the really tan white guy who skis a lot look like it's going to be rlly good?