Tag Archives: health and fitness

Are vaccines ‘fucking bullshit’?

I have always been told that it is important to get vaccinated from miscellaneous evils like ‘the flu’, ‘the bird flu’, ‘the swine flu’, ‘bacterial meningitis’, miscellaneous Hepatitis strands, and even ‘HPV.’ As u grow older, ur body needs help fighting off these evil illnesses/bacteria/viruses. Feel sort of vulnerable, like I won’t actually live [...]

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Will FUPAs be a relevant trend from 2k10-2k20?

Photo via GirlsofEbay

I am sure that 80% of the world is familiar with the FUPA, an acronym for ‘Fat Upper Pussie Area.’ It seems like after the mom jeans resurgence of 2k7, FUPAs were really just ‘inevitable.’ As females continue to grow older, their metabolism will slow down, and they will begin to [...]

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Might ‘get in shape’ using some indie fitness program.

Memehijack via videogum

Yall. Have been thinking about ‘getting in shape’ this summer so that I can wear sexie Am Appy tube tops instead of just 1 piece bathing suits to ‘cover up my beer bellie’ and ’show off my expanding symmetrical hip tattoos.’ Worried that I look like an alt-Beached_whale. I saw [...]

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Should I stop worrying about my self-concept + body image?

Sometimes I wonder if I ‘worry 2 much’
about ’shit that doesn’t matter’
like ‘the way I look’
and ‘how other ppl perceive me.’
Kinda just want to listen 2 Daft Punk
and ‘gain a shit load of weight’
by eating ‘bad ass foods’ that
‘taste awesome’ but are ‘probably killing me.’
I wish that there was some sort of ‘plus size’ solution
to [...]

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