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NSFW: Alt pornstar April O'Neil shows off her breasts at Coachella


April O’Neil is known as one of the alt-est porn stars. While Andy San Dimas has a rapegaze edge, O'Neil is known as having the 'geeky dork' brand. Both share a passion for the EDM and rave scene, particularly since they reside in Southern California. Recently at HARDFEST, O'Neil was spotted showing off her unique breasts. The two were spotted at Electric Daisy Carnival showing off their perfect alternative breasts. So, so perfect.

Now it's time to see what April O'Neil's breasts look like at Coachella!
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God Bless Her.

Just hangin with the gals!

Kewl. U met Daft Punk, bb?

Hit me up April, bb! I'll get u the VIP access that u deserve based on ur alt pornstar status. It should be you getting blogged about, not Paris Hilton! Ur willing to show off ur AMAZING cha-chis! If those breasteses don't deserve VIP, then I don't know what does....

Do u want more Alt Porn star coverage?
R u on #TeamAndy or #TeamApril?

Do u <3 the EDM porn darlings?
Did u see her at Coachella?

ELECTRO NIP SLIP OF THE DAY

Photo via The Cobrasnake

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I go 2 raves
2 see the nips
of gurlz on drugz
Some call me the nip slip bandit
My eyes are like telescopes
infrared vision
searching for that white hot heat of a nip
slipping out from a bra, tube top, or tankie toppie

In that moment that I saw that nip slip
Everything Was Beautiful And Nothing Hurt
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Goodnite, sweet vibes.

God Bless.

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Justice puts a naked broad on their single title so that people will talk about them

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Let's face it. Justice's 2k11 release was a huge flop. No1 even liked it because no1 listens to prog rock. I have no idea what 'prog rock' even is. Might as well just call it 'boring rock.' Anyways, they have some new 'single' called 'on'n'on' that no1 is even interested in hearing, but in order to 'get buzz', they put a nude broad on the 'single cover.' Of course, social networks like FB will be all like 'take it down' and iTunes will be all like 'n0 b00bz allowed.' Really desperate attempt to launch a meme. But at least the broad is 'mad hot', although full frontal would be appreciated.

There is a nude woman on this cover. U can see her side boob. A nice puffy nip. There is a cross. There is a bulldozer. Most importantly, a hot, nude broad.

Here is the song that is hard 2 even listen 2

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Is Justice 'still relevant'?
Did they 'lose steam' bc they didn't release an album for 3 years?
Should they have capitalized on the emerging dubstep scene?
Did Skrillex / Deadmau5 steal all of their fans?
Will we look back and consider the mismanagement of Justice's LP2 as the greatest 'missed opportunity' of all time in indie history?
Do u vibe 2 prog rock?

Justice

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Justice is a popular banger house electro group from France on Ed Banger Records.

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Some alt porn stars go 2 music festival, show off their alt breasts


Andy San Dimas is widely known as 'the hipster porn star.' She was once filmed having sex in Steve Aoki's Dim Mak offices. Anyways, it seems like she went to EDC with another hot new alt porn star named April O’Neil. Seems like they are just chillin out, being alt, and showing off their premium titties, probably listening to some electro music.

Do u vibe hard 2 April O'Neil? Is she the 'hot new alt porn star'?

Do u beat off 2 pornography?
Do u h8 mnstrm hotties in porn?
Does she have the perfect alternative breasts?

Was this year's Electric Daisy Carnival a success bc no1 died and we got some tittie pix?
Is there such thing as 'alt porn' or is all porn mnstrm?
Does April O'Neil have some sweet knockers?
How would u rate her breasts/areolas/nips?

Who is the altest porn star of all time:
Faye Reagan, Sasha Grey, Andy San Dimas or April O'Neill?

Zooey Deschanel strips nude in the trailer for her new FOX sitcom

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Zooey Deschanel's new show "NEW GIRL" got 'greenlighted' by FOX, so we get to see her 'attempt comedy acting.' I don't know if she really has any value, except for staring into the camera with blue eyes and 'looking indie' and having a froggy voice, so unless she strips nude and 'gets her fuck on' [via HBO/Showtime], I don't think this comedy is going to last. Seems to be trying to be a 'bro comedy.' It's always sunny in the office parks and rec Bronteourage.

Anyways, she 'kinda gets naked' in this trailer, offering her body to her ex-mate. Really wish she would get NUDE on camera. Really want to know 'what kind of nips' that she has.

U can't help but wonder... Do the curtains match the sheets?

Do the eyes match the ________? [via blue eyes]

Here is some interview where she says that her new show is 'the modern Mary Tyler Moore'
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Do u think Zooey Deschanel even really cares abt this show, or is she just hoping that it stays around long enough to get syndicated so that she can make $$$ forever?
I wonder if Ben Gibbard and Zooey Deschanel's impending breakup is going to be 'ordinary'

Does this show look 'funnie' or is it destined 2 fail?

Unknown Slutwave Lolita returns with a sexi new photo shoot [featuring nip slips]


We first found out about Unknown Slutwave Lolita when she had a diy slutwave concert. After lots of journalistic research, we found out that her name is Bunny Holiday, and she is an aspiring Los Angelesian actress and model. Anyways, she did a new photoshoot with the popular LA alt n00d site Bad Kittys.

Can u see nip [via slip]?

Ur smile is worth 1 million dollars, bb!

In addition, she has a 'new single', but more importantly, more new sexi pix.

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I wanna wake up next 2 u..../on top of u...

Can Bunny Holiday become the #1 indie female in indie?
R u amazed by her?
Does she have the perfect alternative breasts?
Do u <3 her music, or is it 'just as crappy as any other dumb electro'?
Does she make u hornie?
Do u have impure thoughts abt Unknown Slutwave Lolita?

PREVIOUS SEXI PHOTO SHOOT

http://hipsterrunoff.com/altreport/2011/01/nsfw-unknown-slutwave-lolita-re-emerges-does-sexy-nip-slipping-photo-shoot.html

NSFW: Brooklyn 'effing hipster' entrepreneurs start a vintage porn zine, get profiled in NYTimes

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Apparently, some couple from Brooklyn has started a porn magazine, except they are saying it is 'authentic, vintage porn' instead of just the modern digital smutty stuff. I feel confused by different genres of porn that are based on aesthetical vibes, and not based on 'content.' Feel like all porn should be designed to 'get u off' and people who want to J.O. to a 'vintage feeling' picture of people having sex should just build a time machine and go back to the 70s or something. Wish ppl could appreciate big fake titties and high-resolution digital close-ups of vaginas getting 'rammed' by 10 inch penises.

S000 pissed at this 'entrepreneurial couple' for getting an NY Times profile for selling smut. Guess porn drives hits though, and it helps that they look like huge 'effing hipsters.' They seem to be the 'modern Brooklynite couple.' Wish I could be in that relaish :-(. bet they have 'sick' swinger parties.

They got some NYTimes profile piece that keeps comparing them 2/referencing Am Appy. Here is the intro that really helps u 2 'dive in' 2 their world:

“HOLD it.” Jonathan Leder was standing behind a tripod on the porch of a musty, wood-shingle house in West Kill, N.Y., pointing his camera at a 19-year-old model, Britney Nola, who was wearing nothing but an unbuttoned pink shirt from American Apparel and a pair of slouchy blue socks.

Might start some sort of porn magazine so I can be relevant enough to get an NYTimes writeup. Kinda jealous/sad.

Thought I had to do something 'honorable' to get in the NYTimes, but I guess now I can start some sort of drug dealership/porn company/ assassination firm, and as long as I am 'based in Brooklyn' and have some sort of authentic gimmick, I can get blggd abt.

Do yall <3 vintage porn or the 'big tittied fake stuff'?

Mr. Leder is no ordinary pornographer. Along with his wife and editor, Danielle, the bearded, flannel-wearing Mr. Leder is the creator of Jacques, an upstart adult magazine in Brooklyn that reinterprets vintage Playboy in the age of 3-D porn and GPS hookups.

Joined by a small but influential roster of new pinup magazines — published in places like Amsterdam and the Lower East Side — Jacques is offering a self-conscious throwback to the magazines of the late 1960s and early 1970s, before the days of silicone implants, Photoshop and streaming HD video.

Do u h8 niche, limited-run magazines that pop up even though the magazine industry is dying?

Rlly just want to be in a modern porn relaish. Feeling sad. I thought porn was supposed to keep u from needing a real human, but this couple seems to prove that you can 'love porn' with ur significant other, watch it 2gether, make it together, cum 2gether.

Here is a part of the article where a blogger talks about how important magazines are even though they are a blog in another format.

“As magazines become more-premium objects, they use the paper and the physical experience as part of the narrative,” said Andrew Losowsky, editor of the Magtastic Blogsplosion, a blog that chronicles the global magazine industry.

When was the last time u bought a magazine?
Is Jacques Magazine 'mad authentic'?
Will Jacques Magazine become the new Playboy?
Do yall <3 or h8 'hipster porn'?
Will Jacques Magazine find the perfect alternative breasts?
Do u watch pornography with ur partner?

Might buy their next issue which is apparently 'all AZN'

I wonder if Jacques Magazine even really needs to exist, or if I can just find a free soft porn tumblr.

Nevermind. Just watched this video. Came super hard [via cum imagery].

I guess I was over-thinking it and all porn is good porn.

Kinda wet, yall.

Is all porn the same?
Are these people 'visionaries' or just 'horn balls' who are trying to out-gimmick the world?
Is Jonathan Leder the new Dov Charney?
Do u think they are 'full of shit' or authentic artists?
Is pornography the 'master art'?
What is ur favourite kind of porn?
Do yall h8 this era of magazines becoming 'vintage' things that we are supposed to 'support'/'keep alive' as an 'art form'?
Would u rather read a porn blog, porn magazine, or porn streaming video website?

Should I close this post with an excerpt about nipples 'going soft' + needing ice to get them hard again?

Back at the shoot, camera finally loaded, Mr. Leder took several shots of Ms. Nola, who seemed to gain confidence as the day went on. Her posture seemed more self-assured, her gaze more direct. The photos were coming together, but Mr. Leder found his eye drawn to an unfortunate side effect of the summer heat. Ms. Nola’s nipples seemed to be wilting.

“Ginger, would you grab some ice?” Mr. Leder asked Ginger Ralph, a hairstylist, who returned from the kitchen moments later with a bowlful.

“It’s always the small details, you know?” Mr. Leder said.

What do yall use when ur nipples go soft but ur shooting some vintage-feeling porn self-portraits of urself?

VIDEO: Girls Gone Wild launches new series called “Indie Girls Gone Wild” featuring alt sluts

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Got super excited when I saw this video, thinking that Girls Gone Wild had decided to launch a new 'content vertical', looking to inspire alternative bros to get 'mad erect.' I have always dreamed of a centralized location to watch hipster porn that featured some of my favourite elements of alternative skanks.

I took out a bottle of lubricant, worked my penis into a 'mild erection', but then it was just another effing hipster bashing video.

Got kinda bummed, because me and my bro were gonna 'jerk it' together. Sometimes we'll stay up late at night, sit in the glow of the television, buzzed off PBR, and 'get ourselves off' while we watch the GGW informercial.

Should they have named this video 'HIPSTER GIRLS GONE WILD' to get 200% more hits, or does 'Indie Rock Girls' resonate with ppl/inspire clicks?
Is this video 'effing hilarious'?
Is web video humor 'hilarious'/'inspiring' or has it resulted in tons of unfunny content for blog publishers to 'coast' on?

R u gonna 'order this on vinyl' and 'ride away on ur fixed gear bike' wearing 'American Apparel' while 'drinking a PBR'?

Are hipster bashing videos 'funnie' or sooo 2k1?
Do u wish this video
When u want to get off to 'hipster porn' do u just find some sort of 'barely legal' tumblr that features alt skanks getting nude for 'the sake of art'?
Was this video 'funny' or 'entry level'?
Do u h8 duos of bros who make 'web shorts'?
Should Girls Gone Wild 'actually launch' an indie / hipster porn site?
Do u want to see a wet t-shirt contest that searches 4 the perfect alternative breasts?

Is Joe Francis 'a more authentic' Dov Charney?

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