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HIPSTER RUNOFF CONTEST

HIPSTER RUNOFF Valentine's Day QT Contest Winners!

Congrats 2 every1 who entered the Vallytine's Day Contest [link]! We r all winners!

WHO DO U THINK IS THE KEUTEST?
Who really 'brought it' and took the game 2 such great heights?

Chillest Alt Cat Viber

Fan's Choice QT: #Born2Luv [determined by FB votes]


I would make it OFFISH with u N E DAY, bb!

I feel so alone on Vallytine's Day Nite...
Can u make it feel like home, if I tell u ur mine

Best New Russell Stover choco bro

Snacks who? #teamCatBro

Bro of the Competition

Authentically Chillest Lil Bro

Most Conceptual BB + Best New ▲


Cat who likes 2 vibe

Editor's Note: This Bro 'offed himself'. RIP, dark bro. We hardly even know who LDR even is any more...

#jimmyjangler


We <3 u! Meet us at Olive Garden, bb!

Loneliest Olive Garden-wave bro

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EXTREMELY LIMITED I AM CARLES QUANTITIES AVAILABLE
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Email me pix of U in ur shirt! carleser [at] gmail.com <3 <3

Will u b my #Vallytine?
Where should we go on our Valentine's Nite Date?
Olive Garden, Chili's, Outback, Red Lobster, or ___________?

Carles

Meme, Blog, Alternative Celebrity

Carles is the popular blogger from the popular internet website HIPSTER RUNOFF.

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HIPSTER RUNOFF

Meme, DJ, Company, Buzzband, Blog, Alternative Celebrity

HIPSTER RUNOFF is a blog worth blogging abt, created by Carles that is trying 2 stay relevant. It blogs abt buzzbands, alt stuff, relevant topics, the end of the social web, and more.

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Will u b My #Vallytine? HIPSTER RUNOFF VALENTINE'S DAY QT CONTEST


"I feel so alone on a Friday Nite..."
-Carles

Will u be my Valentine.
HIPSTER RUNOFF VALENTINE'S DAY QT CONTEST.

MAJOR Prize Packs include:
OPPORTUNITIES for ALT FAME & NEVERENDING BUZZ

  • Chili's and/or Olive Garden Gift Cards
  • Lifetime passes to #HROfest music festival (does not yet exist)
  • Weekly Column on HIPSTER RUNOFF
  • a weekend getaway to a hotel right next to an airport in an irrelevant city
  • records
  • A Valentine's Nite d8 with Carles, potentially to Outback Steakhouse

I rlly need a Valentine...

How to enter: Email ur picture to carleser [at] gmail.com . Hold a picture of urself holding a sign that shows ur dedication 2 Carles, HIPSTER RUNOFF, memes, buzzbands, or anything relevant. U must win over the <3s of Carles + HRO readers with ur keutness. You will be posted on this website, and ppl will vote 2 determine

ONLY Rule: U MUST BE KEUT. Boyz or Girlz allowed...

ENTER BY THE END OF SUNDAY, JANUARY 29.

Who will win the <3 of Carles and/or HIPSTER RUNOFF fan_bros and entry_level_QTs?

#jimmyjangler

HIPSTER RUNOFF

Meme, DJ, Company, Buzzband, Blog, Alternative Celebrity

HIPSTER RUNOFF is a blog worth blogging abt, created by Carles that is trying 2 stay relevant. It blogs abt buzzbands, alt stuff, relevant topics, the end of the social web, and more.

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Carles

Meme, Blog, Alternative Celebrity

Carles is the popular blogger from the popular internet website HIPSTER RUNOFF.

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HIPSTER RUNOFF'S [HIGHLY BLOGGABLE] HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST 2k11


GO: http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/halloween

BREAKING EXXXCLUSIVE HALLOWEEN CONTEST
SEARCHING 4 THE MOST AUTHENTIC HALLOWEEN COSTUME ON THE INTERNET
A COSTUME THAT IS CAPTURED IN .JPG AT A RELEVANT PARTIE
AND LASTS 4EVER ON THE INTERNET
FOR THE ENTIRE BLOGOSPHERE 2 ENJOY/VIRAL/SHARE/MEME/TWEET

Let's make Halloween Last 4evr...

RULES / PROCESS

  1. U can submit your entry here http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/node/add/halloween.
  2. U can only vote once per hour. We have our technical team working on this feature.
  3. U can vote for as many contestants are you want.
  4. Your costume must be authentic.
  5. Your pictures must be highly bloggable.
  6. You may not purchase takeover advertising on Pitchfork.com to promote your campaign.
  7. There will be no ties. There must be a winner.
  8. Voting will close at midnight next Saturday (11-5-2010).
  9. The winner will be announced on Sunday (11-6-2010). The winner will be determined by the number of positive votes in order to avoid last year's 'negative voting' 'fiasco' even though I thought it was funnie.
  10. There will be prizes for the Top 10 contestants.
  11. It should be ur own picture/urself/nothing that gets this blog sued for $1million blog dollars. By submitting a picture u 'acknowledge' that it is ur 'property' or something like that.
PRIZES

ENTRY LEVEL PRIZE

Each of the Top 10 contestants will have their picture and narrative featured on Alt Report during the week after the contest ends. Carles will also be willing to write you a recommendation letter to the graduate school of ur choice. He is also willing to write a letter to ur parents 'explaining u' as a person/human.

CHILL PRIZES

The Top 5 Costume designers/bros/QTs will receive the opportunity to negotiate for the following gimmick of their choice:

  • a chance to 'guest post' on HIPSTER RUNOFF if u 'pitch' a relevant 'piece'
  • Be memorialized forever in the Museum of Modern Alt
  • Skype date with @TheMainstreamer
  • a chance to curate the Alt Report for a day
  • a 30 minute phone call with Carles
  • the chance to deliver a 5 minute pitch to Carles about a small business opportunity
  • an 'exclusive' first run edition of the next I AM CARLES tshirt / merch gimmick
  • Employment Opportunities with HIPSTER RUNOFF
  • a gift card to a franchise restaurant of a nominal value
  • take over @hipsterrunoff on twitter for a day
  • A chance to be worked into the logo/header image of HIPSTER RUNOFF
  • Become a HIPSTER RUNOFF 'darling' like last year's Snacks the Cat Girl

AUTHENTIC GRAND PRIZE

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN WIN THIS CONTEST?

THE GRAND PRIZE IS THE OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE DINNER + GET REAL WITH CARLES AT THE MOST AUTHENTIC RESTAURANT CHAIN IN AMERICA: CHILI’S.

IF THERE IS NO CHILI’S AVAILABLE IN YOUR CITY/STATE/WORLD, WE WILL FIND A SUBSTITUTE RESTAURANT BUT IT WON’T BE AS GREAT. (TGIFriday's, Cheddar's, Golden Corral, Red Robin, regional steakhouse chain, burrito chain, dessert at a relevant ice creamery etc.)

YOU CAN BRING 1-3 FRIENDS & CARLES WILL BRING 0-10 FRIENDS.

R u going to submit ur authentic costume?


What r u gonna be for halloween?
Can u win this contest?
Is a cute girl gonna win this contest in a slutty alt costume?
Is this 'contest' gonna be mad alt or a flop?
Are a bunch of lamestreamers going 2 enter this contest?
Is it still 'relevant' 2 be Snacks the Cat this Year?
Who will have the best costumes of 2k11?
R u going 2 win?

GO:

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/halloween

How 2 win a free I Am Carles shirt [via Contests]


In order to 'celebrate' the relaunch of the I Am Carles brand (www.iamcarles.com), HRO will have some contests to help 'poor' alts who cannot afford the shirts. The contests may have multiple winners.

BEAUTY Contests.
1. I AM CARLES Search 4 an ALT QT contest.

RULES: Take a Picture of yourself if u r a QT. Hold a sign that proves ur dedicated to the HRO brand. Ppl will vote on ur cuteness. Here is an example of a previous contest. Readers will vote on ur cuteness. Submit picture(s) via email to carleser [at] gmail.com.

Examples:
Not keut

Totes Keut

2. I Am Carles trapped in a cubicle contest

RULES: Show ur <3 for HRO/Carles in ur cubicle. Show us ur relevant office space. It can either be 'chill' or 'completely effed.' Carles will determine the winner.

'Generic' Social Media Contests
3. LIKE HRO on the HRO Facebook page and 'comment' on the Contest Thread explaining why u deserve an I Am Carles shirt.

4. Follow and 'Tweet' @hipsterrunoff why u 'deserve' an I Am Carles shirt. Use hashtag #iamcarles so that ppl are all like 'what is that hashtag? oh kewl. marketing for some shirt I have never heard of. laters.' Carles will pick a winner on Friday.

THIS IS UR CHANCE to win EXCLUSIVE MERCH.

For every1 who doesn't want to leverage their social media presence to try to win 'free shit'/isn't trying 2 be 'alt famous' by winning a QT contest...
Buy now at www.iamcarles.com

Carles

Meme, Blog, Alternative Celebrity

Carles is the popular blogger from the popular internet website HIPSTER RUNOFF.

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HIPSTER RUNOFF

Meme, DJ, Company, Buzzband, Blog, Alternative Celebrity

HIPSTER RUNOFF is a blog worth blogging abt, created by Carles that is trying 2 stay relevant. It blogs abt buzzbands, alt stuff, relevant topics, the end of the social web, and more.

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Bebe Zeva

Alternative Celebrity

Bebe Zeva is a model for the I AM CARLES brand.

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HIPSTER RUNOFF St. Patrick's Day Alt QT Contest


Searching for
the next HRO alt QT
The VALENTINES DAY CONTEST has morphed into the St Patty's Day Contest

In order to enter into this phase of the St Patty's Day contest:
1. Take photo of urself holding a sign that says something buzzworthy/ a relevant alt meme reference
2. email to carleser [at] gmail.com
3. Compete to win prizes such as a modeling contract with the now defunct I AM CARLES brand and other prizes described in this post.

Who will u vote for in the St Patty's Day contest?

The entrants from the #Valentine's Day contest will receive additional 'buzz votes' based on their hashtag votes within the comments.
New entrants should include "#challenge" in their email subject line 2 Carles.

Who is totes Keut???!

#aliceglassQT

#ArcadeFireGrammyBB

#PizzaHutAlt

#UnChillPaneraBro

#UnderneathThePineBro

#Canoodler

#InTheButt

#LetsGoOutback2nite

#PizzaHeart

#WhateverQT

#CeraBeanieBB

#ToroYCarles

#Buzzbitch

#QueenOfLimbs (Formerly known as #IHatePeens)

#Slutwaver

BONUS #Slutwaver

#Sunflower_Alt_QT

#SnacksTheCatGirl

Who should win?
Who has had ur heart since the Valentine's Day contest era?
Will a new St Patty Wave contestant 'win' the contest?
Who should be the new face of the now defunct I AM CARLES brand?
R u going 2 #Challenge these QTs?

HIPSTER RUNOFF

Meme, DJ, Company, Buzzband, Blog, Alternative Celebrity

HIPSTER RUNOFF is a blog worth blogging abt, created by Carles that is trying 2 stay relevant. It blogs abt buzzbands, alt stuff, relevant topics, the end of the social web, and more.

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HIPSTER RUNOFF Valentine's Day Contest: First Round of Cuts. Did u make it?

This is an automated message.

Congratulations on making it to the second round of voting in the HIPSTER RUNOFF VALENTINE'S DAY QT CONTEST. You are still in the hunt 2 become the next relevant HIPSTER RUNOFF QT. Directions will follow the announcement of the Finalists.

Congratulations to the following competitors:

#wedidit

#whateverqt

#sunflower_alt_qt

#ih8peens

#pizzaheart

#pizzahutalt

#buzzbitch

#hornie4carles

#panerabro

#ProjectGirl

#rapegazer

#toroycarles

#slutwaver

#AliceGlassQT

Congratulations.

In order to continue to compete towards winning the final prize, please re-submit a new picture of yourself utilizing your #hashtag brand. Emails carleser [at] gmail.com
Please use this opportunity to either 'rebrand' if you are dissatisfied with ur nickname, or use your #hashtag to make a case 4 why u should be Carles' Valentine.

In addition, if you would did not submit ur picture 2 the contest, and you would like to CHALLENGE these competitors, you are free to submit a new photograph to the contest by emailing carleser [at] gmail.com. This is ur chance to enter into the finals of this exclusive contest. Only alt QTs need 2 apply. Please include "#challenge" in ur photograph.

Who will win the prize of being Carles' Valentine + lifetime modeling contract with the now defunct I Am Carles brand + a steak dinner at the Outback + a dessert date to Coldstone Creamery?

It is up 2 u 2 decide....
Who will u be voting 4?

HIPSTER RUNOFF

Meme, DJ, Company, Buzzband, Blog, Alternative Celebrity

HIPSTER RUNOFF is a blog worth blogging abt, created by Carles that is trying 2 stay relevant. It blogs abt buzzbands, alt stuff, relevant topics, the end of the social web, and more.

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HIPSTER RUNOFF VALENTINE'S DAY QT CONTEST


A few days ago, I put out an open call 2 be my Valentine [link]. It seems like my inbox has been flooded with both reports of lamestreamers on facebook, as well as tons of QTs+altbros who want to be Carles' Valentine....

The winner + runners up will obtain some of these potential prizes
-a date with Carles at Chili's
-a lifetime modeling contract with the now defunct I Am Carles brand
-a HIPSTER RUNOFF prize pack
-Carles will take you to Outback Steakhouse
-a chance to be interviewed on the HIPSTER RUNOFF POCAST
-a BFF necklace that u will wear with Carles
-Carles' varsity letterman jacket
-a box of chocolates
-a Build-A-Bear wearing Am Appy / retro vintage clothes

R u ready 2 see who entered this shit?
Who will win Carles heart?

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HIPSTER RUNOFF

Meme, DJ, Company, Buzzband, Blog, Alternative Celebrity

HIPSTER RUNOFF is a blog worth blogging abt, created by Carles that is trying 2 stay relevant. It blogs abt buzzbands, alt stuff, relevant topics, the end of the social web, and more.

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"Will u be my Valentine?" -Carles


I'm looking for a keut, alt Valentine. U can be a keut entry level gurle, an altbaguette, a boi, an altbro, a ghey twink, or even a hefty mainstreamer. I am just tired of being alone. I want some 1 who 'gets it' and wants to start a buzzband with me then have cool kids that wear fashionable ass clothes.

In order to enter the running 2 be Carles' Valentine, plz email Carles a picture of urself holding up a meaningful message to him. carleser [at] gmail.com or submit a pic to the HRO facebook page.

Suggested mssgs include
"<3 u Carles"
"miss u"
"<3 HRO"
"Wanna be with u"
"I'm hornie 4 Carles"
"Ur my fave buzzband"
"HIPSTER RUNOFFS"
"U complete me, Carles"
"Hi CRLS"
"Let's start an authentic relationship 2gether, kinda like Win and Regine [via the Arcade Fires]"
"4evr Urs, CRLS"
or anything else creative that will give u an edge.

Ur picture will be posted on HIPSTER RUNOFF on Valentine's Day.
Commenters will say who their faves are, and if there is a [highly blggbl] / [highly controversial] entry, you might be the winner, which Carles will select.

The winner + runners up will obtain some of these potential prizes
-a date with Carles at Chili's
-a lifetime modeling contract with the now defunct I Am Carles brand
-a HIPSTER RUNOFF prize pack
-Carles will take you to Outback Steakhouse
-a chance to be interviewed on the HIPSTER RUNOFF POCAST
-a BFF necklace that u will wear with Carles
-Carles' varsity letterman jacket
-a box of chocolates
-a Build-A-Bear wearing Am Appy / retro vintage clothes

What r u waiting 4?
Do u wanna be my Valentine?

I don't wanna be alone n e more.

carleser [at] gmail.com

HIPSTER RUNOFF

Meme, DJ, Company, Buzzband, Blog, Alternative Celebrity

HIPSTER RUNOFF is a blog worth blogging abt, created by Carles that is trying 2 stay relevant. It blogs abt buzzbands, alt stuff, relevant topics, the end of the social web, and more.

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What does ALT mean 2 u?

A lot of people come 2 my blog and comment with stuff like 'I h8 all of this hipster bull shit. I am so above it and h8 how all of yall r. Nvr want 2 b like u."

But this isn't a blog about hipsters. This is a blog about alt. A lot of people don't know what "alt" means. They are not sure if it is like "alt-rock" from the 90s, or some sort of zany interpretation of "alternative." Alt is authentic. Alt is sillie. Alt is a three simple letters that tie us together. We are alt. We are a part of something bigger than ourselves'.

I received an email from a concerned reader:

I kinda have a problem. My sociology class has been assigned a collective project; to assign twenty specific and significant stereotypes to our school. It was a fairly easy assignment until I was confronted with a question that I honest-to-godspeed did not know how to answer. Everyone was just sort of spitting out their favorite social groups to be written on the board. I finally got my word in for Alt, but it raised a bit of a tumult in the classroom.
People demanded to know what Alt was. I was dumbfounded by their idiocy...but then I realized that I really didn't know what to say.
I described an Alt to them.
I explained what an Altbro looks like, entry-levels too.
I told them about the characteristics of an Authentic Alt.
But I couldn't even provide a decent definition for any of the three.
S0//DESPAIRED//
////EMBRSSD////
/FRUSTRATED/
I've been depressed ever since.
plz help
HOW DO YOU DEFINE "ALT"?

HOW//DO//U//DEFINE//ALT?
AN ESSAY/MEME CONTEST PRESENTED BY THE POPULAR WEBLOG HIPSTER RUNOFF

A lot of people don't know the difference between "HIPSTER" and "ALT."
It is ur job as an informed citizen 2 let the ppl know what the difference is. How is 'alt' different than anything else that has evr come b4?

"Hipster" is a term for mainstream news publications & startup 'progressive' journalistic outlets 2 talk about to cultivate interest in what they are doing with people who use the internet.

Remember that time that Adbusties wrote that article that every1 was s000 'up in arms' abt?
If ur going to write an article/opinion piece about hipsters, u must have phrases like these in ur writing:

  • "an army of drones wearing American Apparel"
  • "with a can of PBR/sparks in hand"
  • "nonchalantly gazing past the DJ"
  • [statement about lighting a cigarette]+ [statement about moving hair out of eyes]
  • "armed with their parents' money"
  • "after reading the latest blog post"
  • "coffee shop glistening with the glow of Macbooks"
  • "iPods filled with music from __________"
  • "blinded me with the brightness of his tshirt"
  • "vapid _______"
  • "hoping to end up on a party pictures site the next day"
  • "after inconspicuously coming out of the bathroom"
  • [Anecdote about how some bro doesn't take life seriously]
  • [Anecdote about selfishness]
  • [Anecdote about unprotected sex]
  • [9th grade English class commentary abt 'consumerism']
  • 'bohemian'
  • 'cannibalize'
  • reference to 'Vice Do's and Don'ts'

[Please note that from the years 2000-2015, every journalistic entity will be required to have a progressive opinion piece on the 'hipster' and what it means to 'society' which will cause ppl to be s00 mad abt 'hipsters' (& old people will ask u what a hipster is after they see it).]

Should I go 2 journalism skewl s0 that I can write hardhitting opinion pieces on 'why culture is s000 bad' and how 'things r worse than evr' cuz 'every1 is s00 full of shit' & we r just 'a bunch of consumers' kinda like 'another brick in the wall' but 'gen y thinx they r s00 special' but 'they're not' bc 'they all look the same' but they 'don't even realize it' cuz they 'didn't even g0 2 college' or 'they did but they don't care' and how in the end, 'we all eat at Chili's'?

We/just/want/2/talk/abt/ourselves/&/find/out/who/we/r.

Here is another keut piece about 'hipsters' and how it's 's000 sillie' that 'no1 admits 2 being 1.'

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Remember when the HIPSTER OLYMPICS went viral? (h8 it when memes are no longer viral // miss u)

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n e ways...
just trying to say, there is a huuuge difference between "ALT" and "HIPSTER."
We have a chance to get authenticity back from bull shit mainstream labels that don't even capture who we are.
Are yall with me? YES WE CAN.
This is the era of alt. I'm excited.

No more Bush. No more 'hipster.'
More Barry Obammy. More 'alt.'

h8 labels. Just want to be who I really am and transcend labels.


The winner's meme/essay/cmmnt/meaningful vimeo video will be published on the popular weblog HIPSTER RUNOFF. You will also receive a meaningful email from Carles.

"I'm not a hipster. I'm alt."
-Carles, 2k8

F.A.N. A.R.T. B.E.S.T. I.N. S.H.O.W.


After sorting through a lot of Justice fan art submissions, I decided 2 determine the prizes. I know yall h8 when I type m0re than 4 sentences in a p0st, so here r the winnrs.


HONORABLE MENTION

Prize: a concrete statue of a fist to put in their front yard

3rd place
Prize: a lifetime supply of Virginia Slims--the Official Cigarette of Gaspy and the Jewstices

2nd place
Prize: A copy of "Microsoft Paint" for Macintosh

1st prize
Prize: A trophy of Jesus Being crucified on Justice's Performance Console

Tie: 1st Prize

Which 1 do yall think should win the Chili's Gift Certificate?
Which 1 should I take on a flash drive 2 kinkos & ask them 'how big can yall make this to go on my wall?' ?

p0st m0re meaningful electro documentaries [RARE JEWSTICE NEWSTICE]

I'm glad every electroAct between 2k6-2k10 will construct a meaningful Tour DVD to make sure that no1 forgets how 'bloghaus/electro/bangers/fidget-core used to mean something. But srsly yall, I can't wait 2 see this documentary which proves that
1) not every1 can make bangers
2) it's harder 2 partie than yall think
3) there's more 2 jousteice than just '2 frenchies in leather'
4) joustache [fingerbangs] more entry level alts than Daft Punk could even dream of.
5) Part of the banger nvr dies.

Did yall read the myspace bulletin that XavierDeJustice posted?

Hello,
We're currently working on the booklet for our next release,
A CROSS THE UNIVERSE (documentary + live) and would like it to be made only of images provided by fans (though if you hate justice but have good material it's OK).
Any fun (or dramatic) picture, image, or art related to justice ?
Please send them to justicematerial@edbangerrecords.com
Thank you,

So-Me, Gaspard & Xavier.

Have yall taken n e pictures of Jewstice over the past couple of years? Do you have any tribute art that u made about how much u luv Justice? I'm thinking of submitting some of the art that I have hanging on the walls of my studio apartment (that's basically the size of a closet--LOL! hehe luv yall).





[by a Justice/HRO fan]


HRO CONTEST//HRO CONTEST//HRO CONTEST//HRO CONTEST//
HRO CONTEST//HRO CONTEST//HRO CONTEST//HRO CONTEST// ALERT!!
HRO CONTEST//HRO CONTEST//HRO CONTEST//HRO CONTEST//


SUBMIT YOUR JUSTICE INSPIRED FAN ART TO HIPSTER RUNOFF.
DON'T JUST EMAIL IT 2 ED BANGER WITH NO RESPONSE--GET PUBLIC//RECOGNITION ON AN INTERNET BLOG! ALL U EVER WANTED WAS TO BE ACCEPTED, RECOGNIZED FOR BEING SPECIAL, AND FUNNIE! (THIS IS UR LAST CHANCE 4 ALL OF THESE)
MAIL YOUR CREATIONS TO CARLESER @ GMAIL.COM
The best, most 'kreative' fan art creator will receive dinner for 2 at Chili's, with dessert at a local vegan pastry shoppe.

this is ur chance to 'express urself.'

JUSTICE//HAS//TOUCHED//SO//MANY//ALT//LIVES
it's//time//2//give//back
EXPRESS//URSELF//

A look back on Justice's impact on the direction of HRO humor
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/search/label/Justice

HIPSTER RUNOFF Halloween Contest 2K12 has Officially LAUNCHED



GO: http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/halloween

BREAKING EXXXCLUSIVE HALLOWEEN CONTEST IS BACK for 2k12!!!
SUBMIT UR COSTUMES NOW!
SEARCHING 4 THE MOST AUTHENTIC HALLOWEEN COSTUME ON THE INTERNET
A COSTUME THAT IS CAPTURED IN .JPG AT A RELEVANT PARTIE
OR IN UR LONELY A$$ R00M
AND LASTS 4EVER ON THE INTERNET
FOR THE ENTIRE BLOGOSPHERE 2 ENJOY/VIRAL/SHARE/MEME/TWEET

Let's make Halloween Last 4evr...

RULES / PROCESS

  1. U can submit your entry here http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/node/add/halloween.
  2. U can VOTE on costumes using the widget on the page. There will also be prizes for costumes with the most FB LIKES and TWEETS. #social_media_leveraging
  3. U can vote for as many contestants are you want.
  4. Your costume must be authentic.
  5. Your pictures must be highly bloggable.
  6. Don't be a lamestreamr
  7. You may not purchase takeover advertising on another content farm to promote your campaign.
  8. There will be no ties. There must be a winner.
  9. Cute BBs are [HIGHLY ENCOURAGED] 2 post pix. [via bro-appeal]
  10. Voting will close at midnight next Saturday (11-3-2010).
  11. The winner will be announced on Sunday (11-4-2010).
  12. There will be prizes for the Top 10 contestants.
  13. It should be ur own picture/urself/nothing that gets this blog sued for $1million blog dollars. By submitting a picture u 'acknowledge' that it is ur 'property' or something like that.
PRIZES

ENTRY LEVEL PRIZE

Each of the Top 10 contestants will have their picture and narrative featured on the blog website HIPSTERRUNOFF.com during the week after the contest ends. Carles will also be willing to write you a recommendation letter to the undergrad/graduate school of ur choice. He is also willing to write a letter to ur parents 'explaining u' as a person/human.

CHILL PRIZES

The Top 5 Costume designers/bros/QTs will receive the opportunity to negotiate for the following gimmick of their choice:

  • FREE $WAG from runoff.biz
  • a chance to 'guest post' on HIPSTER RUNOFF
  • a chance to curate the Alt Report for a day
  • a 30 minute phone call with Carles
  • the chance to deliver a 5 minute pitch to Carles about a small business opportunity
  • an 'exclusive' first run edition of the next Runoff.biz tshirt / merch gimmick
  • Employment Opportunities with HIPSTER RUNOFF
  • a gift card to a franchise restaurant of a nominal value
  • take over @hipsterrunoff on twitter for a day
  • A chance to be worked into the logo/header image of HIPSTER RUNOFF
AUTHENTIC GRAND PRIZE

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN WIN THIS CONTEST?

THE GRAND PRIZE IS THE OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE DINNER + GET REAL WITH CARLES AT ONE OF THE FOLLOWING RESTAURANT CHAINS: CHILI'S, BJ BREWHOUSE, BUFFALO WILD WINGS, CULVER'S BURGERS & CUSTARD, OR DAVID BLAINE'S STEAK HOUSE.

IF THESE FINE DINING ESTABLISHMENTS ARE NOT AVAILABLE IN YOUR CITY/STATE/WORLD, WE WILL FIND A SUBSTITUTE RESTAURANT BUT IT WON’T BE AS GREAT.

YOU CAN BRING 1-3 FRIENDS & CARLES WILL BRING 0-10 FRIENDS.

R u going to submit ur authentic costume?


What r u gonna be for halloween?
Can u win this contest?
Is a cute girl gonna win this contest in a slutty alt costume?
Is this 'contest' gonna be mad alt or a flop?
Are a bunch of lamestreamers going 2 enter this contest?

GO:

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/halloween

Who will ever forget Vampire Weekend at Bernie's?

Zombie Win Butler and Regine Chassagne.

The Contra Girl

Alice Glass next 2 a toilet

Lana Del Brains

OR even Lil Carles

UR TIME IS NOW!

GO:

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/halloween

R u going to submit ur authentic costume?

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